Saturday, May 03, 2008

Standings Update 5/3/08

What a difference a year makes. Last year at the end of April, 5 teams had not reported any games played and 4 others had played less than 30. This year, all 16 teams have reached the minimum 35 game mark by the end of April. The standings page on the website and below is current (and includes some May games just sent in by the Snakeman).

Two reminders: When you send me your results, CC them to your opponent. Or send them to your opponent and CC them to me. This acts as confirmation and keeps your opponent from needing to send me the results. Also, the minimum number of games for the end of May is 50.

Hey, maybe we should get demerits for playing our games TOO fast. LOL

B.U.D. W L % GB Remaining Games Last Update
Rhinos 28 19 .596 --
115 4/8/08
Wahoos 29 25 .537 2.5
108 4/29/08
Oilers 22 36 .379 11.5
104 4/26/08
Warpigs 13 27 .325 11.5
122 4/27/08
M.F.D. W L % GB
Buckeyes 32 22 .593 --
108 4/27/08
Inmates 21 15 .583 2.0
126 4/27/08
Nads 40 34 .541 2.0
88 3/20/08
Mavs 19 36 .345 13.5
107 4/19/08
A.W.D. W L % GB
Killer Bees 53 27 .663 --
82 4/23/08
Sidewinders 25 22 .532 11.5
115 5/3/08
Zaps 23 21 .523 12.0
118 4/6/08
Tweeners 16 19 .457 14.5
127 4/27/08
N.E.R.D.D. W L % GB
DVs 37 26 .587 --
99 4/18/08
Drillers 51 43 .543 1.5
68 5/3/08
Fungoes 18 24 .429 8.5
120 4/29/08
FFTs 34 65 .343 21.0
63 5/3/08

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Games

The Wahoos destroyed the Fungoes today 5 games to 1. The Wahoo reports...

We were just looking for an opponent we could beat easily so we could get comfortably over .500 before we face the Rhinos. The Fungoes seemed like the perfect remedy. We didn't even have to play any of our regulars. In fact, the really sad thing is that we lost a game at all. I'll be up here at work all night replaying that one loss, which by the way was 2-1 and we left the bases loaded like three times. It was embarrassing, really.

But I figure I'll get some more in against the Warpigs, Mavs, Oilers, FFTs, and Sidewinders before I take on anybody very good. Then, when I get about 20 to 25 games above .500, I can play some of the better teams.

This seems like the best strategy. I mean, it's worked for the Buckeyes all these years, right?

That's right folks, he lumped the Snakes in there with the scum of the league... and then called out the Commish for playing a weak non-conference schedule. Our little Wahoo is getting ballsy.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Game updates

The Tweeners took 4 of 5 at the Hooverdome against the Drillers.
The Tweeners report...
Tweeners take 4 of 5 at the Hooverdome to split the season series with the Drillers. The series featured 2 extra-inning games. Tweeners win game 1 in 11 innings. In game 3 pinch-hitter Roy Oswalt squeezed in the tying run in the bottom of the 9th, but Drillers went on to win in 15. In game 5 Oswalt took a no-hitter into the 7th inning, but Vlad Guerrero's one-out double left the Tweeners still in search of their first no-hitter in this their 27th season. Tweeners now 16-19 with zero demerits.

The Buckeyes took 4 of 5 at home against the Tweeners.

The Inmates swept two games via netplay over the Fungoes.

The HEAD INMATE reports...
Inmates took a pair from the Fungoes tonite via netplay. Fungi took it in the rear, losing the first game in 10 on a walk-off HR by Castro, then being shut down in game two by Santana.

Interesting tidbit – the first batter of each game tatered for the Fungi.

Inmates now 21-15.

The report from the Fungi echoed that...
Fungoes lose 2 of 2 to the Inmates today. In game one Sizemore leads off with a HR. Fungoes lose 5-4 with Castro hitting a walkoff HR in the 10th.

In game 2 Sizemore leads off with a HR. Fungoes are shut out the rest of the way by Santana and lose 2-1. Fungoes banged out 2 hits!

ouch!


The Wahoos and Warpigs split a pair of games today. Joba Chamberlain made his first appearance ever, getting a save.

The come from behind win in game 2 by the Pigs was not without some drama and some weirdness. Down 4-3, Travis Hafner started the 8th inning with a strikeout; but upon further review, was awarded a single due to Gil Meche being about 5 points beyond his POW. In came Juan Cruz to pitch to Albert Pujols. Adam "Pigman" Jones pinch ran for Pronk. The slumping Pujols, in what might be a first for him, was called on to hit and run. He missed the pitch and Jones was off and running. He failed to get a good lead, but still managed to steal the base and then advanced to third when the throw sailed into center. Now Pujols batted with the tying run 90 feet away. His slump, however, continued and Cruz struck him out.

With Victor Martinez coming up and Garrett Atkins on deck, Cruz intentionally walked VMart. Stephen Drew came on to pinch hit for Atkins and rolled a ballpark single (1-17) chance... an 85% chance to tie the game, but rolled a 20. There was no joy in Mudville.

Now, with two outs, Ryan Church pinch hit for Jason Bay. Cruz was lifted and replaced by Carlos Marmol. Church greeted him with a double to right. VMart was running from first and thanks to the extra points for not being held (+1), two outs (+2), and Travis Buck's feeble arm (+3), Victor went from being 1-9 to 1-15 and scored easily to put the Pigs up 5-4.

Chamberlain's debut sealed the rare win for the visiting Warpigs.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Games

The Buckeyes went 3-2 at the Oilers.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Game updates

The Killer Bees go 2-1 vs the Wahoos. The BeeBoy reports...

Bees take two of three at the hive. Wahoos pounded out 26 hits in game two on the way to an 18-6 drumming.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Game updates

The Oilers dropped 3 of 5 to the Mavericks.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Games

The Wahoos and Killer Bees split two games. Change in standings: none.

The Chief reports...

Wahoos and Bees split 2 wild ones on The Reservation.
Wahoos hang on for a Game 1 win, 9-7. Bees pulled Gorzellany after 2/3 of an inning. The bullpen got the job done.
Bees win Game 2, 8-7, after taking an 8-0 lead in the top of the 5th. The Wahoos got 7 in the bottom of the inning with a Justin Morneau slam to highlight things. But that was it and the Wahoos couldn't get anything going against the Bees' bullpen.

The Bees, despite the rare loss, announced today that playoff tickets for the second round of the 2008 playoffs will go on sale Monday morning at 10:00. The opponent is still TBD. Only games 1 and 2 will be sold, as the chances of any team taking the Bees beyond a Game 5 is, according to the King Bee, "Highly unlikely."

World Series tickets for the Bees go on sale Thursday.

All playoff games will occur sometime in November. However, the Bees have vowed to go ahead and play out the rest of the regular season rather than make a mockery of the process. He added, though, that all games played against the league "riff raff" will not involve the Bee Elite. "Yeah, we ain't sending Teixeira or Chipper or guys like that out to play road games against the Warpigs or Mavs or FFTs or Iowa State... No sense wasting 'em on games we can win with backups. I'd include the effin Sidewinders, but just beating those SOBs isn't enough. We want to run rule those games. I love it when the Snakeman hollers 'Mercy!' in the 4th inning."

Also, the Bees and DVs played 5 with the DVs winning 3 of them. The Beeboy reports...

Dvs - you went 3-2 at my place to finish up the season series. Thanks for the 3-7 ass whoopin you put on us. Bees are back to reality at 51-26.
I'm not much on play by play and game summaries, but all I have to say is that you whooped us.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Game updates

The Oilers went 3-2 vs the Wahoos today.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

FW Cats

A note from the Oilers...

On Monday April 21 at 8:00 PM there will be a one-hour documentary on KERA TV. It is a documentary about the Fort Worth Cats. It sounds very interesting. Additional information can be found at www.fwcats.com

Monday, April 14, 2008

Game updates

News from the Driller Dude...

Drillers went 4-1 at Mavs. Either I have good pitching or his bats suck shit… or both… or neither. All low scoring snooze fests in Taderville.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Games

DVs go 4-3 vs. the FFTs they arent nearly as bad as he claims, we had to scrap out every win except the last. Nothing notable except his Super Hal worked flawlessly and the hotties behind the home team dugout thought the DV owner was a stud.

That is all,

DVs


Game report from the Snakeman...
The Brothers Mullen met on neutral ground for a 4 game set last night. The games were played in beautiful Sorgho KY at the home of our parents. We were both doing turns at solo parenting as I had 2 of mine and he had his only one.
We split the 4 games. This should be called "flicking the bean". Losing 3 of 5 has it's name.....
Sidewinder manager Edgardo Alfonzo had this to say "This series was a great success. You see we don' t care so much about winning as we do about playing demerit free baseball. I'm really proud of our guys. We are caught up through the end of the month. If anyone deserves 2 weeks of golf, our squad does."
ssws

The loquacious BeeBoy added this...
We played the SSWs this weekend at a neutral site (mom's house), and split 2-2.

In other games, the Warpigs went either 3-2 or 2-3 at the Mavs.

Paying Attention

Team A gets results from team B via email, with this comment from the team B owner: "I either went 3-2 or 2-3 against you. I'm not sure because I wasn't paying attention."

Then, when looking at the box scores, team A's manager realizes team B didn't even pay attention long enough to get the starting pitcher or lineups right.

If team A and B were fighting for a playoff spot, and the mistaken lineup glitch cost team A some valuable wins... should the game(s) be replayed? Was team B cheating or just ass-wipin' negligent?

What if team A and B were cellar dwellers and the outcome of the game(s) in question had no bearing on the pennant race? Is ignorance-induced apathy okay under those circumstances?

On the other hand, what if team B was trying to throw games to get a better draft spot and actually LOST the game(s) in question?

I know mistakes happen, but if you're going to ANNOUNCE that you weren't paying attention, then you're an idiot. I was reminded of the time a team got results back where a reserved pitcher who only had a computer card made an appearance.

Your thoughts?

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Game updates

The Inmates swept a 5-game set against the Oilers at the Baptist Bowl. The Inmates are now 19-15 and a game out of first place in the MFD. The Oilers drop to 15-28.

The DVs and the visiting Bees went 1-1 at Depends Park.

Here's the report from the DVs...

Only note is that the last game was decided in the bottom of the 11th when Vernon Wells hit a walk off home run to win. The interesting part is that it came off the STARTER Chad Billingsley, who HAL decided needed to blow out his arm (and innings) in this tilt.

The moral of the story could be multiple choice:

A. Netplay, Netplay, Netplay
B. Use Super Hal bullpen settings
C. If you send a computer manager, make sure you check the Max 6 (or 7) innings per Start selection.
D. Be prepared to have some starters throw 2 or 3 inning starts at your home games to correct the imbalance.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Games

The DVs took 3 of 5 from the Rhinos. The DVs are a half game in back of the Drillers.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Game updates

The Oilers took 3 of 5 against the Fungoes today. Here's a report from the FungoBrass...

Fungoes got off to a good start vs Oilers with a 10-2 complete game victory for Roy Halladay, in game 1. Ibanez hit two 3-run HRs to lead the Fungi. Fungi win game two 5-3 in extra innings. Berkman smashed a big 3-run HR in the 10th. Paplebon picked up the win.
Oilers shut down the Fungoes in game 3 winning it 3-1. Game 4 was all Fungoes until the 9th. Papelbon comes on to secure a 2-0 lead for the Fungi but he can't get anyone out. After loading the bases (and then complaining that he is "TIRED"), Fungoes bullpen implodes allowing 3 Oilers to cross the plate. It was enough, as the Oilers win game 4, 3-2.
Game 5 was never close as the Oilers handed the Fungoes the "Tweener Split" winning game 5, 9-0.
Fungoes are now 17-17.


Across town, the Wahoos swept a short two game set against the Warpigs this afternoon. Nothing exciting happened. The games sucked.

Also, while working on stats today, I realized I never sent the Rhinos the stats from a series we played the week after the draft. I have given myself a demerit. Demerits are listed on the Standings Page.

Busy Weekend

The Drillers played another series this weekend, beating up on the Zaps 4-1 at the Viagra Dome. The Drillers played 30 games this weekend to reach the halfway point in the season. Maybe we should give demerits to the Drillers and FFTs for playing too FAST. lol

In the NERDD, the Drillers are a game up on the second place DVs, although the DVs have a better winning percentage.

I've been told the Fungoes and Oilers are going at it later today. The Fungoes are not too far behind the Drillers and DVs in their division. If he can put the kind of hurting on the Oilers that the Killer Bees did, he could leapfrog past them.

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Game updates

The Killer Bees went 3-2 vs the Drillers at the Hive.

The Buckeyes also went 3-2 at home vs the Drillers.

Later, the Zaps added their own 3-2 vs the Drillers.

And finally, the Drillers returned home to play the Bees and again lost 3 of 5.

The Driller Dude reports...

Game two, Hawpe hits a two run tater in the top of the ninth on a HOMER 1 double to take a one run lead. Bottom of the ninth, Vladdy pokes a HOMER 1-5 off Bell with two outs to tie the game. Top of the 10th, Cano misses a 1-19 single with a runner on second. Friggin boring ass sac fly puts Bees up in top of 11th and Drillers piss down their leg to lose.

Lofton, Chipper, Big Tex , and Hawpe… Way too many guns.


Sounds like the Drillers shoulda stayed home and played with themselves today.

The Drillers have dropped a half game back of the DVs for the NERDD lead.

Friday, April 04, 2008

More Games

The Drillers took 3 of 5 from the Buckeyes tonight. The first place Drillers are 34-23. The Buckeyes move a half game in back of the Nads in the MFD at 22-17.

The Killer Bees swept a 5-game set from the Oilers. The Bees are now an amazing 39-15. The Oilers drop to 12-21.

The Standings page on the NASOMA website is updated after every reported series.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Inmate Ineptitudes

The Rhinos took 4 of 5 from the Inmates in a Netplay series today. This from the HEAD INMATE...

Ugly shit. No close games. Rhinos won 4 of 5. Outscored Inmates 35-18. Inmates couldn’t pitch, hit, or field (Beltre had 3e’s).

Inmates once again exceeding all expectations for ineptitude and are 14-15.

The HEAD DUMBASS


Series highlights from Colonel Rhino...

Arod hit .450 with 4 HR's and 10 RBI's
BJ Upton had a 5-5 hit game and hit .636
Tulowiski hit .333
K. Escobar was 2-0 with a 1.35 ERA w/15 K's
Smoltz was the only high point for the Inmates shutting down the Rhinos pitching a complete game striking out 10



The first place Rhinos are now 26-16.


Monday, March 31, 2008

Standings Update 3/31/08

Here are the standings at the end of March.

B.U.D. W L % GB Remaining Games Last Update
Rhinos 22 15 .595 --
125 3/27/08
Wahoos 17 17 .500 3.5
128 3/20/08
Oilers 12 16 .429 5.5
134 3/17/08
Warpigs 9 22 .290 10
131 3/20/08
M.F.D. W L % GB
Buckeyes 20 14 .588 --
128 3/30/08
Nads 40 34 .541 --
88 3/20/08
Inmates 13 11 .542 2
138 3/27/08
Mavs 13 27 .325 10
122 3/24/08
A.W.D. W L % GB
Killer Bees 34 15 .694 --
113 3/30/08
Zaps 19 15 .559 7.5
128 3/20/08
Sidewinders 16 15 .516 9
131 3/17/08
Tweeners 10 10 .500 9.5
142 3/23/08
N.E.R.D.D. W L % GB
DVs 26 18 .591 --
118 3/23/08
Drillers 27 20 .574 0.5
115 3/17/08
Fungoes 15 14 .517 3.5
133 3/17/08
FFTs 26 56 .317 19
80 3/23/08

It's gonna be a long year...

Granderson's hurt. Lackey's hurt. Kelly Johnson left today's game with an injury. Vic Martinez did the same.

And Pujols homered only to lose it when the game was called because of rain.

Wake me up in September.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Game updates

The Buckeyes took 3 out of 5 against the Killer Bees at the Buckeye Canyon this weekend. The Buckeyes move into a tie for first with the Nads in the MFD with a record of 20-14. The Bees dropped to 34-15, but still comfortably lead the AWD.

The Chicken Caper

Remember the great bird-napping of 1998? Remember when the fowl-mouthed Beakless was stolen and held for ransom? The illustrated story of Beakless on Vacation is available now at the NASOMA website. Go to the Archives page and scroll to the bottom.

Also added to the Archives page is a group picture taken at the 1992 Draft. This was the first gathering of NASOMA after we switched from a 12-team league to a 15-team league.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

New Feature

On the NASOMA Website, go to the Archives page and click on NASOMA Yearbook Covers 1988-2007.

Friday, March 28, 2008

YaHOOOOOO

The Yahoo tracker is ready for you to set your lineups. Thanks to the DVs (who have finally proven to have some value) you won't have to add your entire roster like in the past. You might have to make minor adjustments, but most of it should be pretty accurate - mine was. When you get to the league, be sure to click over to Saturday, March 29th. Your players don't show up until then. From there, you can drag them into position and pick up players who are missing.

Thanks DVs!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Rhinos vs Inmates

The Inmates took 3 of 5 from the Rhinos this evening.

This from the Inmates...

Inmates took 3 of 5 from the Rhinos. We lost the first two, then swept three. All were close games, with the exception of a 10-3 Inmate win.

Inmates are now 13-11.

The Rhinos fall to 22-15.

All teams have now reached the 20-game plateau for March. I haven't heard any complaints about not receiving game files (or box scores or whatever), so it appears we are off to a great start.

Team pages for the Inmates and Buckeyes are now done.


Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Team Pages

Four more team pages have been added on the website. Only the MFD hasn't been done. Click on your team icon on the homepage. I also added a few more pictures to some of the ones I did first.

The depth charts are not exact, of course. I've listed every player you have that plays at each position, but the order is just guesswork based on at bats and my best guesses. Feel free to email me any changes you want done.

It's gonna be a long season for the Rhinos trying to manipulate their at bat situation at catcher. The three Rhino catchers have a combined 509 at bats AFTER adding the 10%. There will be a lot of bunting and pinch hitting. Guaranteed he'll have more complete games by his starting pitchers than by his starting catchers.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Yahoo Tracker

Twelve teams have signed up on the tracker. The four remaining, interestingly enough, include one team from each division: the Nads, the Rhinos, the FFTs, and the Sidewinders. Any side bets as to which slacker brings up the rear?

So much (loud) talking was going on during the rules meeting at the Draft that you may have failed to notice some of the rule changes we voted on. For instance, one new rule dictates that the last team to get entered on the Yahoo tracker forfeits all of their reserve picks next year. That rule was passed by an astounding 16-0!

Also, we agreed that the receiver of these lost reserve picks would be selected from a random drawing. The random drawing has been completed (done all fair and square here at Pigman Publishing) and the receiver of all the lost reserve picks is... the Warpigs!!! Congratulations Warpigs!

And finally, while the crazy, scandalous, filth-ridden draft order idea brought up by the little Wahoo failed to pass, it was agreed that next year, just to spice things up, we would draft in reverse alphabetical order (and that the Zaps must be referred to by their full name: VivaZaPastas, and thereby draft 3rd). Said the little Wahoo, "I was really excited because now I get to draft second... then I remembered I don't own my first rounder for next year. Still, this is a better idea than that crazy, scandalous, filth-ridden idea I proposed. Thank God common sense prevailed."

The first selection at next year's draft, according to this new rule, will be made by... the Warpigs!!! Congratulations Warpigs!

More Bee Games

The Killer Bees played 10 home games tonight. They took 4 of 5 from the lowly Mavs, but came up short against the Buckeyes, losing 3 of 5.

The Bees are now 32-12 and are busy calculating their magic number.

The Buckeyes are 17-12 and a half game behind the MFD-leading Nads despite having a better winning percentage.

The Mavs drop to 13-27. Only two teams currently have worse records.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Game updates

The Tweeners and FFTs split a 10-game set. Tweeners are now 9-6. The FFTs are over halfway through their season at 26-56. Only the Drillers at 27-20 have played more games than the FFTs (you had to be there).

This from the Tweeners...

Tweeners open the season by taking 5 of the first 7 games, but FFT's sweep their last homestand to gain the season split. I'm glad we didn't have to keep playing, as FFT's win game 9 by a score of 19-3, and game 10 was a one-hitter by Dustin McGowan.

Later in the day, the DVs and Tweeners squared off for a 5-game set via netplay. The DVs won 4 of them.

This from the DVs...

DVs staved off the Tweeners 4-1 in netplay Sunday night. Close games, including two extra inning grinders.

Tweeners lone win was a 15 inning affair when DVs inexplicably decided to use Steve Panty Shields with a two run lead in the 9th which was quickly tied and stayed that way until a 4 run outburst by the Tweeners won it. Please give Panty a couple of demerits for overall crappy pitching.

Holliday hit only .250 dropping his average from .400 (from when he left the draft) to .383. Tony Gwynns record can rest easy for another year.

DVs are now 26-18.

And this from the Tweeners...

Tweeners are now a demerit-free 10 - 10. Eligible to go to the prom, if not the Big Dance.

Happy Easter!

Half of the team pages are completed.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Game updates

The Mavs dropped 4 out of 5 to the Killer Bees and 4 out of 5 to the Tweeners. The Mavs drop to 12-23. The Bees improve to 18-6. The Tweener games give them a 4-1 record to start their year.

This from the Mavman...

J.J. Hardy is averaging an error every 4.375 games (8 in the first 35) - on pace for 37 (almost 3 times his regular season total). I predict a J.J. Hardy patch will be released any day now.

In other action, the Killer Bees took 8 of 10 from the FFTs. The Bees are now 26-8. The FFTs drop to 21-51.

Remember, after playing a series, either BOTH teams must report the outcome, or just one team may do so provided they CC the email to the other team involved.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Yahoo Sports

Be sure to add your team to the Yahoo Fantasy League the DV Weenie has set up. Only 8 teams in so far. As soon as we get all 16, we'll be able to add our players. Check your email for the league ID and password.

NASOMA Constitution

The NASOMA Constitution has been updated. It's on the website (there's also a printer-friendly version). Please read it over and comment. If there is anything left out, misworded, or just flat out wrong... please speak up. I've tried to make the necessary changes regarding the new rule we voted in this year. I was going to clarify the rule about the expansion of rosters, but as far as I can tell, it was already correct and didn't mention a specific date.

Anyway, I hope some of you will take the time to read it and make some comments either on here or via email.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Demerits

The Nads and Wahoos both contacted Pigman Publishing today after playing their 10 games. Excellent! Thanks, guys. That's the way it's supposed to work and makes things so much easier for me.

The demerit list has its first two names. The Inmates and Buckeyes failed to report their records after draft weekend. The rule said to report your results within 24 hours of leaving the draft, but I extended that. Not everyone leaves the draft at the same time, so I'm altering the wording of the rule to read the Wednesday after draft weekend for reporting all games played at the draft. Even if you leave the Draft Monday afternoon (like the Snakes did), that gives you plenty of time to email or call.

The first game deadline is still 11 days away (March 31), and 13 of the teams have already played the minimum number of games (20). The Bees and Inmates need to get at least one more game in, and the Tweeners need to get all 20 done. Send him instructions or make some arrangements to get some games in with him.

Game updates

In addition to the 6-4 Wahoo series win over the Nads - written about in the comments section of the previous post - the Rhinos pounded the Warpigs today 6 games to 1. The Rhinos won the first three games 4-2, 8-6, and 2-1. The Pigs missed several homer chances including back-to-back 1-15 ballpark homers in game 1.

Moving to the Ballpork, the Pigs and John Lackey shut down the mighty Rhinos 4-1 before losing three straight 10-1, 7-0, 4-0. The Pigs had runners thrown out at home due to the catcher blocking the plate on consecutive plays in the last game. Both runners would have been safe except for the blocking the plate rule.

Troy Tulowitzki drove in 10 runs in the series. and the Rhinos stole 16 bases. Albert Pujols, who hates the 2-column, went 2-26.

Rhinos are now 20-12. The Warpigs drop to 9-22.

Draft Results

The Draft results are now posted on the NASOMA website. Again, let me know if you catch any errors.

There were 165 carded players drafted and 14 uncarded.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

2008 Rosters

The rosters are now on the website. I put links for a color-coded printer friendly version and one with no color. You can download rosters from there or just view them on the website. If you see any mistakes, please let me know.

The trade page is updated, too. So is the standings page.

I'll get the draft results on soon.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Trades made at the Draft

The Fungoes trade J.J. Putz and Jamie Walker to the Rhinos for picks 163, 165, the Rhino 2009 1st, 2nd, and 3rd round picks, and a player to be named later.
The Fungoes trade Ryan Garko to the FFTs for Tadahito Iguchi.
The Wahoos trade pick 177 to the Fungoes for their 2009 8th round pick.
The Zaps trade Melky Cabrera to the Rhinos for their 2009 5th round pick.
The Buckeyes trade Nomar Garciaparra to the FFTs for Fernando Rodney.
The FFTs trade Rafael Furcal to the Inmates for Kaz Matsui.
The FFTs trade Franklin Gutierrez and their 2009 2nd round pick to the Rhinos for Michael Young and Melky Cabrera.
The Rhinos trade Erik Aybar to the Nads for Matt Stairs.
The FFTs trade Carlos Delgado to the Zaps for Jair Jurrjens and Andy LaRoche.
The Rhinos trade Joba Chamberlain to the Warpigs for the 2009 Killer Bee 1st round pick and a 2009 Reserve.
The FFTs Jair Jurrjens to the Warpigs for their 2009 8th round pick.

Draft Weekend

Another Draft has come and gone. I can't decide if my favorite moment was hearing Mrs. Pig ask the Snakeman if he had a Wii... or hearing him reply that he did not.

I'll add a note soon on the rules we voted on. The deadline rule passed (with no consequences this first year) and the reverse draft order proposal did not.

Updates on the website are coming slowly but sure. Be patient. The Standings Page has already been updated (plus it is on Big Innings already).

Thanks to everyone who helped this weekend to go so smoothly. The FFTs and Oilers for the hotel arrangements... the Chief for the yearbook... the Fungoes for the shirt and for graciously handing over the Higdon to its rightful owner... the HEAD INMATE for the schedule... the Commish and FFTs for preparing the CDSOMBB league... Dennis Gray for drafting for the Tweeners... the Zapper for being the first one to report his results...

Here are the results sent in by everyone so far...
Warpigs - 0-2 vs Bees; 2-3 vs Drillers; 1-3 vs Inmates; 0-3 vs Snakes; 5-5 vs Nads

Zaps - 3-2 vs Mavs; 3-2 vs Wahoos; 2-2 vs Bees; 5-5 vs Fungoes

Nads - 7-7 vs Buckeyes; 3-7 vs Drillers; 7-3 vs FFTs; 7-3 vs Oilers; 7-3 vs Rhinos; 5-5 vs Pigs

Mavs - 3-7 vs Fungoes; 5-5 vs DVs; 2-3 vs Zaps

Drillers - 5-5 vs DVs; 9-5 vs FFTs; 2-3 vs Inmates; 7-3 vs Nads; 3-2 vs Pigs; 1-2 vs Snakes

Fungoes - 0-2 vs Bees; 3-4 vs DVs; 5-5 vs Zaps; 7-3 vs Mavs

Oilers - 5-3 vs FFTs; 3-7 vs Nads; 4-6 vs Snakes

Sidewinders - 6-4 vs Oilers; 3-2 vs Rhinos; 2-5 vs Wahoos; 0-3 vs Bees; 3-0 vs Pigs; 2-1 vs Drillers

Wahoos - 0-5 vs Bees; 1-2 vs DVs; 3-1 vs Inmates; 5-2 vs Snakes; 2-3 vs Zaps

FFTs - 5-9 vs Drillers; 3-7 vs Buckeyes; 3-7 vs Nads; 3-5 vs Oilers; 1-9 vs Rhinos

Killer Bees - 5-0 vs Wahoos; 3-0 vs Snakes; 2-0 vs Pigs; 2-0 vs Fungoes; 2-2 vs Zaps; 0-3 vs DVs

Rhinos - 3-7 vs Nads; 9-1 vs FFTs; 2-3 vs Snakes

DVs - 5-5 vs Drillers; 5-5 vs Mavs; 4-3 vs Fungoes; 3-0 vs Bees; 2-1 vs Wahoos; 3-3 Inmates

Tweeners - No games played yet. Send him some instructions!

Buckeyes & Inmates did not report their results, yet.

This from the Fungoes...
Fungoes started off the 2008 season by losing our first four games. Two to the Bees and then the first two to the DVs. It took a ninth inning rally off of (you guessed it) Bobby Jenks for the Fungoes to claim win number one. We gave that back the very next game when the DVs rallied for 5 runs in the ninth off of (you guessed it) Jon Papelbon!
Weirdest stat for the Fungoes at the draft......we only rolled two games!
Kahlil Greene leads the Fungoes with 5 HRs. Zimmerman is the team leader with 17 RBI.
Wakefield has 4 wins and Papelbon has 8 saves.

This from the Rhinos...
Polanco was 5-6 missing out on a 6-6 game on a 1-14 single chance,of course he rolled a 15.
A-Rod all ready has a 3 HR game.
Out scored, out hit and out pitched the Nads but still managed to loose 7 games We had 3 block the plate situations in which we were tagged out when going for the win and oh ya we were thrown out at home on a 1-17 tag from 3rd once. Putz then proceeded to lose 3 of them in extra innings. Two balls hit to Polanco and one to Tulowiski were through the hole for singles, oh ya did I mention that they were consecutive. Izturis hit .636. Amazing how you remember the little things when you get whoop-up on.

Standings Update 3/18/08

B.U.D. W L % GB Remaining Games Last Update
Rhinos 14 11 .560 --
137 3/18/08
Wahoos 11 13 .458 2.5
138 3/17/08
Oilers 12 16 .429 3.5
134 3/17/08
Warpigs 8 16 .333 5.5
138 3/16/08
M.F.D. W L % GB
Nads 36 28 .563 --
98 3/17/08
Buckeyes 14 10 .583 2
138
Inmates 10 9 .526 3.5
143
Mavs 10 15 .400 6.5
137 3/17/08
A.W.D. W L % GB
Killer Bees 14 5 .737 --
143 3/17/08
Zaps 13 11 .542 3.5
138 3/17/08
Sidewinders 16 15 .516 4
131 3/17/08
Tweeners 0 0 .000 4.5
162
N.E.R.D.D. W L % GB
Drillers 27 20 .574 --
115 3/17/08
DVs 22 17 .564 1
123 3/18/08
Fungoes 15 14 .517 3
133 3/17/08
FFTs 15 37 .288 15
110 3/17/08

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Predicted 2008 Finish

Seed #1: Rhinos - BUD champs win 110 games on his way to his first ever first round bye.

Seed #2: Sidewinders - The Snakes win 103, edging out the Bees for the AWD and a bye.

Seed #3: DVs - The DVs win 94, finishing just ahead of the Drillers.

Seed #4: Buckeyes - League rules stipulate that each division must have a representative in the playoffs. So... the Buckeyes are in despite winning only 75 games.

Seed #5: Killer Bees - The Bees win 102 games, but are forced to start the playoffs on the road.

Seed #6: The Driller and Wahoos finish tied at 91 wins. The one game playoff goes to the Drillers.

First round:

Drillers beat the DVs in 5. DVs spend the rest of the weekend flickin the bean again.

Bees beat the Buckeyes in 7.

Second round:

Rhinos over the Drillers in 6.

Bees bitch slap the big brother Sidewinders in 7.

World Series:

The Rhinos over the Bees in 5.

Mock Draft of Round 1

1. Wahoos - F.Carmona
2. Killer Bees - C.Pena
3. Zaps - D.McGowan
4. Drillers - J.Chamberlain
5. Killer Bees - J.Guthrie
6. Rhinos - R.Perez
7. Nads - B.Bannister
8. Tweeners - H.Bell
9. Sidewinders - J.Soria
10. Buckeyes - G.Soto
11. Zaps - C.Marmol
12. Rhinos - M.Corpas
13. Oilers - H.Okajima
14. Mavs - E.Longoria
15. Wahoos - J.Hamilton
16. Rhinos - J.Isringhausen

The pitchers should rule the first round, especially RH relievers. Look for the Rhinos to take relievers with all three of their first rounders. The Wahoos and Bees both have two picks; expect each to take 1 pitcher and 1 hitter. LH relievers Perez and Okajima are pretty interchangeable, as are McGowan, Bannister, and Guthrie. Among the RH reliever-only guys, there's a group of 5 or so who could go in any order, depending on how important age and/or innings are to you. Of the hitters, the best ones - other than Pena - are limited in at bats. Longoria (or maybe Fukodome) should be the first uncarded player taken. I predict the first cut drafted is either Gagne or Zumaya.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Lost Transcript

Chief: (driving) So, anyway, the other day my kid spit up on my shoulder and it was so funny and Erica said we should get the camera because...
Beeboy: (riding shotgun, interrupting) Shut the fuck up and make a beer stop.
Chief: But we just stopped for beer. We bought two cases.
Beeboy: That was 10 damn minutes ago and it's already gone!
Snakeman: (riding bitch) Hey! What the hell is that?!?
Chief: 4th gear
Snakeman: No, that's my dick.
Chief: So, anyway, at work the other night this guy told me that lefthanded pitchers have never outnumbered righthanded pitchers in Major League Baseball, like EVER, and I said...
Beeboy: Goddammit. I need beer.
Snakeman: Whoa! What is that? Reverse?!?
Chief: Yes. Nice, isn't it?
Snakeman: NO!
Chief: Well, I HAVE to shift gears.
Snakeman: This isn't even a fucking standard transmission!!!
Beeboy: Beer, goddammit!
Snakeman: Seriously, let go of that.
Chief: But the DVs never complained about it.
DVs: (in the child seat in back, muffled) Now, that's not totally true.

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Remember when...

While working on some stuff for the NASOMA website, I found myself looking through a notebook full of old newsletters. Like a time capsule opened 20 years later, it brought some memories flooding back.

The first Big Innings (3/11/88) is there along with every B.I. I ever wrote. The notebook also contains every issue of The Whig ("The Inmates suck!") and The Roundup (or at least every Roundup from when I entered the league). There are newsletters from Dave (the Wrinkled Pink), Norm (The Bandit), Derek (Extra Innings), Terry (no title), Tristan (The Three Wheeler), Shawn (Driller Bits), and Garth (The Chief).

Obviously, I never throw things away. There's a team update newsletter from Ab (it includes lines like "Did Lance Parrish?" and "Is Dallas Greene?") and another from Bryan (propeller-head stuff about how to predict your expected W/L record based on your final stats. Wouldn't you already KNOW your W/L record if you had your final stats?!?). There are letters sent to the league from Glenn (the first one starts out "Thanks to everyone for making our 8th season a successful one" and is hand-written, complete with a drawing of the 1987 playoff brackets.)

There is a letter from Paul White, editor of Baseball Weekly, to Mr. Norman Wheeler explaining an anomaly in a box score. There is the ranting letter sent out by Shawn complaining about the Cletes, the commissioner, and the 1993 playoffs. There is the second letter from Shawn apologizing about his outburst in the previous letter. I even have the letter the Cletes sent out resigning from the league in which he apologizes for breaking the rules. There is the letter I sent to the Texas Rangers asking for permission for us to tour the new Ballpark in Arlington before it was ready for tours, and another letter I sent to Tristan addressing his complaints about how I used his bullpen in a mail game.

One of my favorites is the letter from Terry that he wrote after attending the funeral for Randy Higdon.

Among other things, these newsletters chronicle the Warpigs getting a NASOMA franchise and becoming a first-time father in the same week; the birth of the first Driller kid; the expansion draft (first picks: Scott Scudder, Sidewinders; Walt Weiss, Wahoos; Greg Hibbard, Nads); the first trade announced via e-mail; the first NASOMASpeak ("I think I'm through trading for awhile means... I'm through trading with you for awhile."); and the Fungo wedding (several of his players signed the book).

It makes me sad that we don't have newsletters anymore. Nothing to look back at chronicling the births of our kids (and grandkids!) or the weddings or divorces or the moves or career changes... or anything that happened to us beyond the last newsletter.

I guess that comes with getting old. I'm just glad I still have these... and glad NASOMA is still a part of my life.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Deadlines and Demerits

The Nadman chimed in with an additional concern. He suggested we also have demerits for failure to send out instructions in a timely manner. It's hard to get games played if you live away from everyone else and don't have instructions. So how about if we add this to the previous proposal:

For all mail games, unless both teams have spoken and reached some other agreement, the road teams must have instructions or computer managers sent out by July 4th. The home teams should reply to confirm they have received them. One demerit for each team you fail to connect with in a timely manner.

Is that too late? Can you guys living outside of Texas get enough games played in March thru June with a July 4th deadline for instructions? Should it be earlier?

And again, this addition and the previous deadlines proposed are just common sense things. The goal is to get games done without having to cram in a ton of games in November, like the last five or so years.

I know some have commented that we should enforce the rules we have now. The problem is: the rules we have now don't have any consequences for not playing games, except that somebody else will play them for you. I don't think that's much of a consequence. I mean... You hate your crappy team? Hate watching them lose games? Easy! Just don't play the games! Somebody else will play them all for you!

With this rule, there are deadlines. And if you don't meet them, there are consequences. The consequences aren't even all that drastic, unless you miss a lot of deadlines. I don't think the deadlines are all that drastic, either. The pace isn't all that breakneck.

I think the best thing about it will be reporting our results every time we play a series. Those results can be reported on Big Innings and added to the records on the Standings page. That should be fun to read and interesting to keep up with.

Thanks, Nadman, for helping out. I've heard back from others, too. Sounds like it's something that will work. Let me hear from the rest of you.

Pigman

Sunday, March 02, 2008

NASOMAspeak

From the NASOMAspeak Dictionary...


“I’m playing for next year” means… I will be losing games as often as possible to secure the best possible draft position for next year, but I’ll do so in a subtle manner and pretend to be fed up with my team the whole time in order to pull off the illusion.


“I think we should go back to protecting 15” means… There must be some reason I can’t seem to get back to the playoffs. It can’t be me!


“Thanks for trading me damaged goods” means… Fuck the Pigs.


“The Inmates should win the MFD” means… The Buckeyes will win the MFD.


(related entry) “If I don’t win the MFD this year, I never will” means… I will never win the MFD.


“All I need is bullpen, so I’ll be taking relievers with my first five picks” means… I am only three deep at shortstop; that’s a problem.


“My wife has no problem with me spending time doing Strat” means… I am a liar.


“My wife has me on an allowance” means… My wife has me on an allowance.


“I’m just flickin’ the bean” means… I flew all the way from Tulsa to go 1-4?!?


“I’ll do a better job of getting my games played this year” means… It is March.


“Has anybody heard from the [fill in team name here] in the last couple of months?” means… It is October.


“Well, if I had to lose the Series, I’m glad it was to you” means… Fuck the Pigs.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

March 1st Notes

There was a flurry of last minute trades and roster adjustments last night. I've been working on this all morning, and (I think) everything is now in order. On the website, the Trades page, the Rosters page, and the Draft Grid page are all updated for both viewable purposes and the printer-friendly versions to download.

Also, on the main page there is a link to download an Excel page that combines both the official rosters and the draft picks owned by each team.

As always, if you see any errors, let me know.

Any picks you own that were later than pick 165 will have changed their number. That is due to some teams being finished drafting by then. As a result, everyone after them moves up.

We will drafting between 156 and 188 players.

On the rosters page, some teams do not have ballpark numbers listed. Ballpark numbers are not due until the draft, but if you already know yours, go ahead and announce them and I'll post them.

Friday, February 29, 2008

Roster Cuts

All the rosters have been turned in. There are about three hours left to make changes, but at the moment, everything on the website is current. Check out your roster and your draft picks and let me know if there are any errors. The printer-friendly versions have been updated, too.

Tomorrow, I will adjust the draft grid to match the number of players you protected.

Also, on the home page of the website, click on the Warpig. Soon I will have a page like that for every team.

Trades

The Rhinos trade Mark Ellis to the Warpigs for Matt Murton and the Warpig 2009 4th round pick.

The Rhinos trade pick 86 to the DVs for the DV 2009 5th round pick.

The Drillers trade Rich Harden to the Warpigs for pick 128.

The Drillers trade Randy Winn, Nomar Garciaparra, and pick 164 to the Buckeyes for pick 138.

The Warpigs trade pick 163 and the Warpig 2009 7th round pick to the Rhinos for picks 102, 118, and 134.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

updated rosters

I am updating the rosters as they get turned in. If the team name on the roster page is in RED, I have not gotten their official roster. And, of course, if your ballpark numbers aren't listed just below your team name, that means I haven't gotten those numbers from you.

Deadline is tomorrow on rosters.

Trade

The Oilers trade Joe Borowski and pick 141 to the DVs for pick 139.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Trade

The Killer Bees trade Kevin Kouzmanoff, Alfredo Amezaga, and pick 81 to the Buckeyes for Mike Cameron.

The Warpigs trade their 2009 6th round pick to the Wahoos for picks 115, 147, and 163.

Please submit your ballparks and vote on the proposals below.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Rule Proposal #2

Regarding consequences for Rule Proposal #1, I propose we assign demerits. For each month you do not have your games played or fail to report your results to the league, you receive 1 demerit. Same thing for each time you fail to send your opponents their results. Fail to get your stats turned in on time and you receive 5 demerits.

The consequences for receiving demerits:
0-2 demerits: no consequence
3 demerits: you are limited to a max of 20 players when you cut down next March
4 demerits: you are limited to a max of 18 players
5 demerits: 16 players
6 demerits: 14 players
7 demerits: 12 players
8 or more demerits: 10 players max

The number of Reserve Spots you own wouldn't affect the ruling. If you have 4 Reserve Spots, you will still have 34 players at the end of the draft, but you will only start with the max you were allowed. Example: if you have 4 Reserve Spots but earned 4 demerits, you start with a max of 18 players and use the draft to get to 34. And no protecting players for anyone.

I also suggest there be three possible choices on this vote:
1. No (for whatever reason)
2. Yes (as is)
3. Yes, but wait until 2009 to implement the consequences

Rule Proposal #1

I propose we adopt a schedule for having games played and reported at the following times:
end of March, at least 20 games played
end of April, 35 games
end of May, 50
end of June, 75
end of July, 100
end of August, 120
end of September, 140
end of October, 162
Thanksgiving weekend, final stats submitted

As part of this rule, within 24 hours of playing games (or within 24 hours of returning home after Draft Weekend), each team will be expected to
1. report the results of the games to Pigman Publishing complete with the breakdown of wins and losses vs each opponent you played. This applies to both teams.
2. send all necessary game files (if you were the home team on all computer and netplay games) to your opponent. The opponent is then required to reply stating that you received the results. In the case that your computer was used for games between two other teams, you are required to send the necessary game files to both teams.

Please vote Yes or No on this proposal.

The Week Ahead

Remember, final pre-draft rosters are due Friday of this week.

If, like me, you subscribe to and watch games via MLB.com, this Wednesday is the first broadcast.

We should probably go ahead and get rule proposals (if any) written up and put out there for us all to see. We don't need to spend a lot of time at the draft debating issues if we can avoid it. I'll put out an offical proposal for deadlines and a separate one for the consequences of those deadlines. I will not be proposing any rule that deals with the drafting of uncarded players, but if you want to, dive in. We should really get this done ahead of time.

I also think it would be a good thing to go ahead and pick our ballparks now. As always, you can stay where you are, adjust your current park a max of +/-2, or take the new numbers of your current park. This being a presidential election year, you have the added option of taking any of the new parks. Bees, you are first. Go.

Also, I have made a few changes to the website. I'm learning a little bit all the time. I've added some logos to the Contacts page and am currently adding some pictures to various pages. Be sure to print yourself a copy of the schedule. And, as we get closer to draft day, print out a copy of the Draft Grid. There will be major revisions to the Grid after rosters are submitted this weekend.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Schedule

The 2008 NASOMA Schedule is now on the website. Click on the link to view it, or click on the printer friendly version to print out your own. I made a few minor formatting changes to the one he sent out. Let me know if it comes out okay for you.

Thanks, as always, to The HEAD INMATE. Nice job.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Trade

The Wahoos trade Ramon Hernandez to the Killer Bees for pick 65.

The Oilers trade Chad Qualls to the Zaps for pick 122.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Trade

The Fungoes trade Jim Thome to the Oilers for the Oiler 2009 2nd round pick.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Rules Suggestions

As for drafting or not drafting uncarded players, I have no agenda either way. Keeping the status quo is fine by me.

However, setting deadlines for playing games, reporting results, and turning in stats needs to be a priority (in my opinion).

I suggest we do this: Set deadlines this year, but hold off on any kind of consequences. If enough of the deadlines are not met, we can institute some sort of consequences for the 2009 season.

Deadlines proposed earlier:
end of March, at least 20 games played
end of April, 35 games
end of May, 50
end of June, 75
end of July, 100
end of August, 120
end of September, 140
end of October, 162
Thanksgiving weekend, final stats submitted

An important part of this is reporting your results in a timely manner. At the very minimum, both teams should report the results of a series as soon as they finish it. That would keep us from having a team at 35 games one minute and 105 the next (unless they actually sat down and played 70 games in one day). So instead of just saying, "The Tweeners are currently 34-34," you would just send emails every time you play that said things like, "Tweeners went 2-3 vs Snakes and 3-2 vs Bees today." Theoretically, I would also get emails from the Snakes and the Bees reporting the same results. Then I could just keep adjusting everyone's records as we go.

What I think would be great is if you (or I) did a short write-up on Big Innings after you play games. Like this:

BUCKEYES DOMINATE INMATES
The GP Buckeyes swept a 5-game series in Waco this weekend to up their record for the year to 63-12. Luke Scott led the way for the Buckeyes, going 18/25 in the series. Mark Buehrle threw two shutouts. Said losing Inmate manager Steve Hart, "I don't understand it. We outscored him for the series and still managed to lose all 5 games." The Inmates dropped to 22-5o.

Anyway, those are my suggestions. Part of the problem in the past is we have not had deadlines. Maybe if we have them, we can try to meet them. And if things go better this year, then consequences will never be needed. If we still have teams not playing games/reporting results/doing stats, we will be better suited to initiate consequences next year.

Trade

The Warpigs trade Luis Vizcaino to the Buckeyes for Wilson Betemit.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Trade

The Warpigs trade Tom Gorzelanny to the Killer Bees for Delmon Young.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Trade

The Killer Bees trade Adam Dunn to the Inmates for Akinori Otsuka, Damaso Marte, Matt Diaz, and pick 27.

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Trade

The Warpigs trade Nick Swisher and Cody Ross to the Wahoos for Felix Hernandez and Matt Murton.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Trades

The Wahoos trade Oscar Villarreal to the Buckeyes for Taylor Bucholz.

The DVs trade Jason Bartlett to the Warpigs for Chris Ray.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Rule Proposal

For discussion...

It has been proposed (again this year), that we dispose of drafting uncarded players. Players already on your roster who did not get a card could still be kept.

Chime in with your opinion, please.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Trade

The DVs trade their 1st and 3rd round picks in 2009 to the Fungoes for Bobby Jenks.

Monday, February 04, 2008

New NASOMA Website

I have been working on a new website for NASOMA. It is crude and doesn't really measure up to the old one the Driller Dude used to run, but maybe it'll get better.

The Archives tab is currently empty, but will soon have league records and whatnot in there. There are tabs for Rosters, the Draft Grid, Trades, Baseball-related Links, and Standings.

There are direct links on the Home Page to Big Innings and the Tracker. Not a lot of bells and whistles yet, but it's something anyway.

So, check it out and let me know what you think.

And Steve, when you have a schedule done, send it along and I'll get that on there too.

The URL is...
http://nasoma.homestead.com/index.html

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Trades

The FFTs trade picks 153, 169, 185, and 201 to the Warpigs for the Warpig 2009 7th round pick.

The Buckeyes trade pick 122 to the Zaps for Chuck James and Ryan Madson.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Trade

The Killer Bees trade pick 1, pick 15, and Juan Cruz to the Wahoos for pick 2, pick 5, and pick 19.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Trade

The FFTs trade picks 99 and 105 to the DVs for the DV 2009 6th round pick.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Trade

The FFTs trade Benjie Molina to the Tweeners for Mark Hendrickson.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Trade

The Buckeyes trade Tony Graffanino to the FFTs for Trevor Miller.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Trades

The FFTs trade Jonny Gomes to the Inmates for the Inmate 2009 7th round pick.

The FFTs trade Derrek Lee and Francisco Rodriguez to the Sidewinders for Miguel Cabrera.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Trades

The DVs trade Carlos Beltran and Eric Byrnes to the Sidewinders for Vernon Wells and John Maine.

The Sidewinders trade Adam Dunn to the Bees for Jeff Francis and pick 9.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Trades

The Oilers trade Chris Capuano to the Warpigs for pick #160.

The FFTs trade Aramis Ramirez to the Wahoos for Derrek Lee.

The Warpigs trade Ryan Theriot and pick 64 to the Inmates for Tom Gorzelanny.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Trade

The FFTs trade Tom Glavine to the Nads for Kevin Millwood.

Stats

Well, there you go again... This is getting more ridiculous every year. Here we are in mid-January, the new cards right around the corner, and all of the final stats from the 2007 season haven't been sent in.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I would like to have a yearbook that includes everything from last year. Stats for all the teams, leaders in all the categories, etc. As it stands, if we get one at all, it will not be complete.

Seriously, how hard is it to do your stats? And how hard is it to send computer results to the guy you just played? The Bees still haven't received results from games. The Rhinos and Nads haven't bothered to even return emails about stats. I hate that I have to name names, but this is what it's come to.

Either we care about this or we don't. If we do (and I know I do), then we need to have some sort of consequences for (A) not playing your games in a timely manner, (B) not immediately reporting results to your opponent and the commissioner, and (C) not getting your stats in on time. I know the argument: If a team gets docked draft picks for not getting things done, then they'll get mad and quit. Personally... fuck em. But this isn't my call; it's the league's decision to make. So here's a suggestion for the league to consider:

1. We set deadlines for playing games. Something like:
end of March, at least 20 games played
end of April, 35 games
end of May, 50
end of June, 75
end of July, 100
end of August, 120
end of September, 140
end of October, 162
This is loaded heavy in the summer months, and with as many games as we get done at the draft, shouldn't be too hard to do. All results have to be emailed to Glenn and me by then. Results should include who you played and how you did against them. They will be posted on Big Innings for all to see. There will still be teams with 40-50 more games played than some other team, but that will be because a team is playing fast, not because the other team is lagging behind. And that's okay.

2. Set a time frame for results of mail games or netplay games to be sent to the visitor. Maybe within a week of being played? I don't know why they couldn't be sent right then, but what do I know? Maybe it's more difficult for some than others. Play the games, send the appropriate files, get a reply from the other team that they got them. Easy.

3. Set a date for final stats to be sent to Glenn and Garth. I suggest Thanksgiving weekend. Your season ended by Halloween at the latest, so that gives you plenty of time to accumulate stats and send them in. It also gives Garth plenty of time to put a yearbook together.

Now... as for consequences, I suggest we assign something like demerits. For each month you do not have your games played or fail to report your results to the league, you receive 1 demerit. Same thing for each time you fail to send your opponents their results. Fail to get your stats turned in on time and you receive 5 demerits.

And then have that result in something like this:
0-1 demerits: no consequence
2-3 demerits: you are limited to a max of 20 players when you cut down next March
4 demerits: you are limited to a max of 18 players
5 demerits: 16 players
6 demerits: 14 players
7 demerits: 12 players
8 or more demerits: 10 players max

The number of Reserve Spots you own wouldn't affect the ruling. If you have 4 Reserve Spots, you will still have 34 players at the end of the draft, but you will only start with the max you were allowed. Example: if you have 4 Reserve Spots but earned 4 demerits, you start with a max of 18 players and use the draft to get to 34. And no protecting players for anyone.

This is just a suggestion, but I think something has to be done. One year we're going to have a team showing a record of 9-11 in October, and because we never got an update, we'll discover then that they are now 92-70 and in the playoffs.

Make your comments. Make your alternate suggestions. But dammit, let's get something written down, vote on it, and make it a rule. And none of this "it would go into effect next year" shit. There's no need to put it off. Let's get this done.

Lemme hear ya.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Trade

The Killer Bees trade an '08 Reserve pick and their 2009 1st round pick to the Warpigs for pick 15 in this year's draft.

Ballpark Numbers

At this time, I am not certain these are official. I'll let you know when I hear for certain that they are. In the meantime, here are the ballpark numbers for next season. Remember, this is an election year, so you have these three options when choosing your ballpark:
1. You can stay in the park you were in last year.
2. You can stay where you were and adjust any of the numbers by a max of +/-2.
3. You can take one of the new parks listed below.

Ballpark LH RH
LH RH
Arizona 13 13
13 13
Atlanta 10 10
4 9
Baltimore 6 9
8 14
Boston 15 15
2 5
ChiSox 4 7
19 16
ChiCubs 8 8
14 11
Cincinnati 9 6
16 16
Cleveland 7 7
8 8
Colorado 16 8
19 14
Detroit 9 9
8 8
Florida 6 6
8 5
Houston 2 8
12 12
Kansas City 14 14
6 6
LAAngels 11 11
2 6
LADodgers 7 7
12 12
Milwaukee 2 2
11 11
Minnesota 6 6
5 5
NYYankees 8 8
14 11
NYMets 7 4
6 6
Oakland 7 4
5 5
Philadelphia 7 7
18 18
Pittsburgh 17 12
7 1
San Diego 1 1
5 5
San Francisco 11 11
1 4
Seattle 8 2
7 7
St. Louis 9 9
3 3
Tampa Bay 5 5
9 9
Texas 9 9
12 12
Toronto 5 5
15 15
Washington 3 3
3 3

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Trade

The Warpigs trade Francisco Rodriguez and the Pig 2009 3rd round pick to the FFTs for pick #15 in this year's draft and the FFT 2009 1st round pick.

Hall of Fame

The 2008 entries into baseball's Hall of Fame will be announced around lunch time today. I predict the only ones getting in are Goose Gossage and Jim Rice, with Rice just barely clearing the 75% mark needed for entry.

However, the ones who deserve to get in are:
1. Mark McGwire
2. Bert Blyleven
3. Goose Gossage
4. Tim Raines (well, MAYBE Tim Raines. As a first ballot guy, it might be more fitting that he gets in next year).

Those NOT worthy: Well, everyone else basically, but Rice, Dawson, Murphy, and Morris have gotten lots of ink lately singing their praises. All good players. None with HOF credentials. Rice will get in today (on his 14th ballot!), but he shouldn't.

Let me add that this "Steroid Era" factor comes down to this: Either you think the cloud of controversy should prohibit HOF consideration or that it should not. If you believe the former, then it doesn't matter how good the player was, you don't vote for him. If you believe the latter is true, then you base your choices on their careers. If you are among this group, McGwire has easily earned his way into the HOF and should get the vote. If you are among the other group - which is a perfectly legitimate stance, I have no problem with you excluding Mac; but you damn sure better also exclude Bonds and Clemens and every other player tainted by the Steroid Era when their name comes up. You can't just say, "Well, Bonds and Clemens were better than Mac, so they get in and he doesn't." Mac doesn't HAVE to be better than Bonds and Clemens; he just has to be good enough to get into the HOF - which he was.

By the time I get back home today, we'll know the results.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Trade

I guess it had gotten too quiet this winter, but this one should certainly wake things up.

The FFTs trade Mark Teixeira, Chipper Jones, pick 9, and pick 59 to the Killer Bees for Daisuke Matsuzaka, Adam Wainwright, Aramis Ramirez, pick 15, and pick 17.