Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
Drillers 2 At Tweeners 3
4/22 Drillers lose 9 - 8 at Hoover Dome in a game where these two teams
somehow combine to score 17?
4/23 Drillers out hit Tweeners 13 - 7 and see Rajai Davis deliver the game
winning hit off Gregorson in the 8th for a 7 -5 Driller win.
4/24 After FIFTEEN innings we stand around waiting for Nick Hundley to kick
one in RF to give Driller Nation a 2 - 1 victory.
7/18 Tweeners win 3 - 2 .
7/19 Driller's tying run thrown out at plate in top of ninth as we waste an
awesome outing from Javier Vazquez with a 2 - 1 loss.
Snakes take 3 of 5 from the Goofs. It was a very tight series. All the games were decided by one run.
5/23 Jimenez wins,Feliz saves the 3-2 victory.Huff homers.
5/24 Danks allows 2 hits in 3-2 loss. Zito wins and Adams gets the save. BTW- those 2 hits were homeruns by Hunter and Quentin.
5/25 John Jaso doubles home the winning run in the bottom of 13th for 9-8 Goofs win.
8/18 J Garcia goes the distance for the 4-3 Goof loss.wins and Feliz saves the game. Rare 3 run HR by D Wright....
8/19 Jimenez wins,Feliz with a 2 inning save. Ryan Kalish hits 2 run HR, Snakes win 4-3.ssws is the loser,wasting a nice outing by .
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Donkeys fly, we won a series. Game one gets no help again, 4th start in which we give him zero run support. V-Mart's single to lead off the 7th breaks up Romero's no-hitter, then he is immediately caught stealing. Tweeners lose 1-0.
Then we start using the "s" key rather than "enter" for Tweeners' batters, and we win 3 in a row. In game 2, Corey Hart smacked 2 homeruns and had 5 RBI as the NORM TWEENERS defeated the SHAWN DRILLERS 6 to 1 at . Hart provided much of the offense. He doubled in the 5th inning, clubbed a solo home run in the 8th inning and lost the ball over the fence for three runs in the 9th inning. NORM had 7 hits for the afternoon. The win went to Felix Hernandez(4-4) who allowed 1 run in 6 and 2/3 innings. The losing pitcher was Jeff Niemann(4-6). 'I just got in the box, looked for a pitch and swung,' Hart said. 'That's it'
We then swept the 9/1 doubleheader. In game 1, Center fielder Wells lofted one into the 'cheap seats' and had 3 RBI and Sergio Romo slammed the door on SHAWN as the NORM TWEENERS topped the SHAWN DRILLERS by a score of 6 to 5 at AT&T Park. NORM scored the winning runs in the 8th inning plating 2 runs. After an out was recorded, Luke Scott was the sparkplug when he drew a walk. One out later, Nick Swisher stepped in and he drew a walk. Pinch-hitter James Loney then tripled (on a 1-4/fly roll). Alex Gonzalez was next to bat, but he was a strikeout victim. Romo was great in relief and recorded his 3rd save. Felix Hernandez(5-4) got the win allowing 5 runs in 7 innings. Tim Lincecum(1-5) was given the loss. His ERA ballooned from 4.65 to 4.97 as he allowed 6 runs in 7 and 2/3 innings.
In the nightcap, Adam Wainwright whiffed 11 batters as the NORM TWEENERS outscored the SHAWN DRILLERS in 12 innings 6 to 4. Both teams were tied at 4 runs apiece after nine innings. NORM ended up winning it in the 12th inning. Ben Zobrist led off the inning for NORM when he doubled. Jose Tabata came next and he drew a walk. Nick Swisher then laid down a sacrifice bunt. Shane Victorino followed next and he banged out a single. The score went back-and-forth with the lead changing 5 times. The victory went to Sergio Romo(2-3) who went 1 inning, allowing no runs. Luke Gregerson recorded the save, his 2nd. Jon Rauch(2-1) absorbed the loss in relief.
Tweeners' offense reverts to form in game 5 as we get 4 hits and lose 2-1. Mad-Bum pitches well (again) and runs his record to 1-7.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Game 1 shutout by Piniero nullifies a strong outing by , the 7th time in 59 games Tweeners failed to score. We split the Ewing Oiler doubleheader; the 4-3 loss in the opener featured K-Rod's BS+L. In the nightcap we jump on Volquez for 6 ER in 1.2 and hold on for a 10-7 win; 2 HR by Luke Scott. Wainwright sucked in game 4, Goofs win 9-3. We salvage the split by taking the finale 6-2 behind Gio Gonzalez's 12K . Scott drove in all our runs with 2 more HRs, including a granny. I swear someday we will start to win some of these series, probably just in time to nail down that #10 pick. I move that we amend the rules so that the non-playoff team with the best record gets the #1 pick.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Game 1 – Bees win 7-6 in a 15 inning affair.
Game 2 – DVs win 4-3 as Lackey (sucks) overcomes 3 solo home runs by the Bees
Game 3 – DVs win 5-0 as Halladay spins a 1 hitter (Ramon Hernandez double in the 6th – yeah THAT’S realistic)
Game 4 – Bees win 7-5 as Scott Rolen’s 3 run HR in the 8th garners a come from behind win
Game 5 - DVs win 5-3. No game report as DVs found awesome internet porn which was quite distracting
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Drillers take 4 of 5
4/19 Drillers 4-3 Vlad and Posey go yard,Wilson saves Hammel's win.
4/20 Snakes win 2-1 on Branyan SF in the 8th
4/21 all scoring is over after 2 innings. Drillers win 2-1. Morrow with CG loss. Wilson saves Haren's win. Konerko with solo HR.
7/15 Haren beats Peavy, Drillers roll 9-6 behind Posey and Konerko homers
7/16 Drillers win 7-1;Romero beats Jimenez.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
(all games at the GoofDome)
Goofs 5 – LDMF 2: big time.manage 4 fucking hits and suck
Goofs 3 – LDMF 2 (10): Inmates manage 4 singles and suck big time (squared).
Goofs 4 – LDMF 1: Inmates get 9 hits and still can’t score. They couldn’t score in a whore house full of nymphomaniacs.
Nymphomaniac Whores 4 – LDMF 0: See?
Goofs 7 – LDMF 3: Jones hits a three-run homer for LDMF. Goof starter Pineiro is immediately crucified, drawn, quartered, and made fun of by all fans in GoofLand. His self-esteem may never be the same.
The HEAD Limpdickmotherfucker
Sunday, May 08, 2011
Tuesday, May 03, 2011
Game 1- Walker hits a game-winning tater in the 10th
Game 2- Three solo shots back up Greinke’s strong start
Game 3- Johnson & League combine to shut out the Drillers
Game 4- Greinke has another strong start & Utley launches 2 taters
Game 5- Zaps win a slugfest behind Abreu’s two taters.
Monday, May 02, 2011
Inmates lose 4 of 5 at Oklahomo Stadium.
23 May: Drillers 4 – Inmates 3 (12)
Chacin comes on in the 12th, retires no batters.
24 May: Drillers 3 – Inmates 2 (12)
Pennington’s clutch error in the bottom of the 12th hands Drillers another W.
25 May: Drillers 2 – Inmates 1
Only a Gonzalez tater with two outs in the 9th prevent Inmates from being shutout. The three Inmate hits give a total of seven in the last two games (21 innings).
18 August: Drillers 5 – Inmates 2
Drillers score three in the bottom of the 8th thanks to two (2)errors.
19 August: Inmates 3 – Drillers 2
INMATES WIN! INMATES WIN! INMATES WIN! Carlos Pena homer in the 8th is the winning hit.
Inmate pitching held up their end of the bargain during series, with a 2.25 ERA for the five games. Cancer-bat was the order of the day for the hitters, as the Dickless Ones hit .192. Beltre, Howard, and Fuckyoudome combined for a rousing 7-59 with one double and no RBI.
The HEAD INMATE