Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Killer Bees at Buckeyes

Buckeyes 4, Bees 1

Buckeyes go 4-1 against the Bees at your place. We hate your fuckin park...I must have missed at least 6 or 7 ballpark homer chances.


Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Killer Bees at SuperGoofs

Bees 3, Goofs 2

Bees go 3-2 at your place.

(Editor's note: Ya gotta like that Beeboy's way with words.)

Monday, May 23, 2011

Drillers at Tweeners

Tweeners 3, Drillers 2

Drillers 2 At Tweeners 3

4/22 Drillers lose 9 - 8 at Hoover Dome in a game where these two teams
somehow combine to score 17?
4/23 Drillers out hit Tweeners 13 - 7 and see Rajai Davis deliver the game
winning hit off Gregorson in the 8th for a 7 -5 Driller win.
4/24 After FIFTEEN innings we stand around waiting for Nick Hundley to kick
one in RF to give Driller Nation a 2 - 1 victory.
7/18 Tweeners win 3 - 2 .
7/19 Driller's tying run thrown out at plate in top of ninth as we waste an
awesome outing from Javier Vazquez with a 2 - 1 loss.

Sidewinders at SuperGoofs

Snakes 3, Goofs 2

Snakes take 3 of 5 from the Goofs. It was a very tight series. All the games were decided by one run.

5/23 Jimenez wins,Feliz saves the 3-2 victory.Huff homers.

5/24 Danks allows 2 hits in 3-2 loss. Zito wins and Adams gets the save. BTW- those 2 hits were homeruns by Hunter and Quentin.

5/25 John Jaso doubles home the winning run in the bottom of 13th for 9-8 Goofs win.

8/18 J Garcia goes the distance for the 4-3 Goof loss. Morrow wins and Feliz saves the game. Rare 3 run HR by D Wright....

8/19 Jimenez wins,Feliz with a 2 inning save. Ryan Kalish hits 2 run HR, Snakes win 4-3. Broxton is the loser,wasting a nice outing by Pineiro.


Sunday, May 22, 2011

Tweeners at Drillers

Tweeners 3, Drillers 2

Donkeys fly, we won a series. Game one Wainwright gets no help again, 4th start in which we give him zero run support. V-Mart's single to lead off the 7th breaks up Romero's no-hitter, then he is immediately caught stealing. Tweeners lose 1-0.

Then we start using the "s" key rather than "enter" for Tweeners' batters, and we win 3 in a row. In game 2, Corey Hart smacked 2 homeruns and had 5 RBI as the NORM TWEENERS defeated the SHAWN DRILLERS 6 to 1 at AT&T Park. Hart provided much of the offense. He doubled in the 5th inning, clubbed a solo home run in the 8th inning and lost the ball over the fence for three runs in the 9th inning. NORM had 7 hits for the afternoon. The win went to Felix Hernandez(4-4) who allowed 1 run in 6 and 2/3 innings. The losing pitcher was Jeff Niemann(4-6). 'I just got in the box, looked for a pitch and swung,' Hart said. 'That's it'

We then swept the 9/1 doubleheader. In game 1, Center fielder Vernon Wells lofted one into the 'cheap seats' and had 3 RBI and Sergio Romo slammed the door on SHAWN as the NORM TWEENERS topped the SHAWN DRILLERS by a score of 6 to 5 at AT&T Park. NORM scored the winning runs in the 8th inning plating 2 runs. After an out was recorded, Luke Scott was the sparkplug when he drew a walk. One out later, Nick Swisher stepped in and he drew a walk. Pinch-hitter James Loney then tripled (on a 1-4/fly roll). Alex Gonzalez was next to bat, but he was a strikeout victim. Romo was great in relief and recorded his 3rd save. Felix Hernandez(5-4) got the win allowing 5 runs in 7 innings. Tim Lincecum(1-5) was given the loss. His ERA ballooned from 4.65 to 4.97 as he allowed 6 runs in 7 and 2/3 innings.

In the nightcap, Adam Wainwright whiffed 11 batters as the NORM TWEENERS outscored the SHAWN DRILLERS in 12 innings 6 to 4. Both teams were tied at 4 runs apiece after nine innings. NORM ended up winning it in the 12th inning. Ben Zobrist led off the inning for NORM when he doubled. Jose Tabata came next and he drew a walk. Nick Swisher then laid down a sacrifice bunt. Shane Victorino followed next and he banged out a single. The score went back-and-forth with the lead changing 5 times. The victory went to Sergio Romo(2-3) who went 1 inning, allowing no runs. Luke Gregerson recorded the save, his 2nd. Jon Rauch(2-1) absorbed the loss in relief.

Tweeners' offense reverts to form in game 5 as we get 4 hits and lose 2-1. Mad-Bum pitches well (again) and runs his record to 1-7.

Mavs at SuperGoofs

Mavs 3, Goofs 2

Sorry I took so long. Got a lot going on at work. Mavs take 3 of 5. The second game was the wild one. Be sure to check that one out.

1- Mavs win 5-4
2- Mavs win 13-12
3- Mavs win 7-1
4- Goofs win 12-3
5- Goofs win 6-5

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Tweeners at SuperGoofs

Goofs 3, Tweeners 2

Game 1 shutout by Piniero nullifies a strong outing by Wainwright, the 7th time in 59 games Tweeners failed to score. We split the Ewing Oiler doubleheader; the 4-3 loss in the opener featured K-Rod's BS+L. In the nightcap we jump on Volquez for 6 ER in 1.2 and hold on for a 10-7 win; 2 HR by Luke Scott. Wainwright sucked in game 4, Goofs win 9-3. We salvage the split by taking the finale 6-2 behind Gio Gonzalez's 12K CG. Scott drove in all our runs with 2 more HRs, including a granny. I swear someday we will start to win some of these series, probably just in time to nail down that #10 pick. I move that we amend the rules so that the non-playoff team with the best record gets the #1 pick.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

DVs at Killer Bees

DVs 3, Bees 2

Game 1 – Bees win 7-6 in a 15 inning affair.

Game 2 – DVs win 4-3 as Lackey (sucks) overcomes 3 solo home runs by the Bees

Game 3 – DVs win 5-0 as Halladay spins a 1 hitter (Ramon Hernandez double in the 6th – yeah THAT’S realistic)

Game 4 – Bees win 7-5 as Scott Rolen’s 3 run HR in the 8th garners a come from behind win

Game 5 - DVs win 5-3. No game report as DVs found awesome internet porn which was quite distracting

Buckeyes at Sidewinders

Buckeyes 4, Snakes 1
Jun 16 GPB 1 SSW 0 - Meek wins in relief. Only run scored was C Jones on a Rios single
June 17 GPB 6 SSW 0 - Carpenter and 2 relievers shutout SSW for second straight game. Buck with a 3 run HR and Big Papi 2 solo shots off Jimenez
July 28 GPB 6 SSW 5 Big Papi another big HR and a double. Barton also homered. K. Loe the win in relief.
July 29 (1) SSW 4 GPB 1 - Rasmus with an HR and Branyan drives in2. Danks strikeout 10 and Feliz come on for the save.
July 29 (2) GPB 10 SSW 8. Big Papi caps off a great 5 games with 4 hits and 5 RBI's with 2 of the hits HR's. Morrow gives up 5 unearned runs in 4th on a Rasmus error.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Sidewinders at Drillers

Drillers 4, Snakes 1

Drillers take 4 of 5

4/19 Drillers 4-3 Vlad and Posey go yard,Wilson saves Hammel's win.

4/20 Snakes win 2-1 on Branyan SF in the 8th

4/21 all scoring is over after 2 innings. Drillers win 2-1. Morrow with CG loss. Wilson saves Haren's win. Konerko with solo HR.

7/15 Haren beats Peavy, Drillers roll 9-6 behind Posey and Konerko homers

7/16 Drillers win 7-1;Romero beats Jimenez.


Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Inmates at SuperGoofs

Goofs 5, Limpdickmotherfuckers 0

(all games at the GoofDome)

Goofs 5 – LDMF 2: Inmates manage 4 fucking hits and suck big time.

Goofs 3 – LDMF 2 (10): Inmates manage 4 singles and suck big time (squared).

Goofs 4 – LDMF 1: Inmates get 9 hits and still can’t score. They couldn’t score in a whore house full of nymphomaniacs.

Nymphomaniac Whores 4 – LDMF 0: See?

Goofs 7 – LDMF 3: Jones hits a three-run homer for LDMF. Goof starter Pineiro is immediately crucified, drawn, quartered, and made fun of by all fans in GoofLand. His self-esteem may never be the same.

The HEAD Limpdickmotherfucker

Sunday, May 08, 2011

Mavs at Drillers

Mavs 5, Drillers 0 (Mavs sweep! Baseball version)

well I kept waiting for the Driller bats to wake up. I guess that will happen in the games you play. I will send a rotation and manager later this week.
The Mav score is the first one.
May 18 1-0
May 19 6-4
May 20 7-3
August 12 9-4
August 13 4-0

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Zaps at Drillers

Zaps 4, Drillers 1

Game 1- Walker hits a game-winning tater in the 10th

Game 2- Three solo shots back up Greinke’s strong start

Game 3- Johnson & League combine to shut out the Drillers

Game 4- Greinke has another strong start & Utley launches 2 taters

Game 5- Zaps win a slugfest behind Abreu’s two taters.

Monday, May 02, 2011

Inmates at Drillers

Drillers 4, Inmates 1

Inmates lose 4 of 5 at Oklahomo Stadium.

23 May: Drillers 4 – Inmates 3 (12)

Chacin comes on in the 12th, retires no batters.

24 May: Drillers 3 – Inmates 2 (12)

Pennington’s clutch error in the bottom of the 12th hands Drillers another W.

25 May: Drillers 2 – Inmates 1

Only a Gonzalez tater with two outs in the 9th prevent Inmates from being shutout. The three Inmate hits give a total of seven in the last two games (21 innings).

18 August: Drillers 5 – Inmates 2

Drillers score three in the bottom of the 8th thanks to two (2) Pennington errors.

19 August: Inmates 3 – Drillers 2

INMATES WIN! INMATES WIN! INMATES WIN! Carlos Pena homer in the 8th is the winning hit.

Inmate pitching held up their end of the bargain during series, with a 2.25 ERA for the five games. Cancer-bat was the order of the day for the hitters, as the Dickless Ones hit .192. Beltre, Howard, and Fuckyoudome combined for a rousing 7-59 with one double and no RBI.



Sunday, May 01, 2011

SuperGoofs at Buckeyes

Buckeyes 3, Goofs 2

April 17 Buckeyes 10 Goofs 4 - Dice K the winner with Pence, Ortiz, and Nix having HR's. Nix drives in 4.
April 18 Goofs 8 Buckeyes 7 (10 innings) - Overbay with a walkoff HR in the 10th
July 13 Goofs 6 Buckeyes 0 - Piniero and Franklin combine on a 4 hitter
July 14 Buckeyes 5 Goofs 4 - Barton with a 9th inning HR off Wood to break the 4-4 tie
July 15 Buckeyes 5 Goofs 4 - Big Papi with an HR HR to break the tie. Meek comes on in 9th for the save.