Saturday, May 26, 2007

Standings Update 5/26/07

B.U.D. W L % GB Remaining Games Last Update
Oilers 42 31 .575 --
89 5/19/07
Warpigs 13 12 .520 5
137 5/20/07
Rhinos 39 44 .470 8
79 5/20/07
Wahoos 17 24 .415 9
121 5/20/07
M.F.D. W L % GB
Mavs 40 35 .533 --
87 5/20/07
Buckeyes 24 24 .500 2.5
114 5/20/07
Inmates 21 23 .477 3.5
118 5/20/07
Nads 0 0
2.5
162
A.W.D. W L % GB
Tweeners 19 15 .559 --
128 5/21/07
Sidewinders 18 14 .563 0
130 4/20/07
Zaps 18 22 .450 4
122 5/20/07
Killer Bees 0 0
2
162
N.E.R.D.D. W L % GB
Fungoes 41 23 .641 --
98 5/21/07
DVs 34 21 .618 2.5
107 4/11/07
FFTs 55 57 .491 10
50 5/20/07
Drillers 23 28 .451 12
111 5/20/07

Friday, May 25, 2007

The Trouble with Picking Up Older Women

I met an older woman at a club last night. She was OK for 53, we drank a bit, had a bit of a song & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter threesome? I said no. We drank a bit more; then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mom? You still awake?"