The Trouble with Picking Up Older Women

I met an older woman at a club last night. She was OK for 53, we drank a bit, had a bit of a song & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter threesome? I said no. We drank a bit more; then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mom? You still awake?"