Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Inmates at SuperGoofs

Goofs 5, Limpdickmotherfuckers 0

(all games at the GoofDome)

Goofs 5 – LDMF 2: Inmates manage 4 fucking hits and suck big time.

Goofs 3 – LDMF 2 (10): Inmates manage 4 singles and suck big time (squared).

Goofs 4 – LDMF 1: Inmates get 9 hits and still can’t score. They couldn’t score in a whore house full of nymphomaniacs.

Nymphomaniac Whores 4 – LDMF 0: See?

Goofs 7 – LDMF 3: Jones hits a three-run homer for LDMF. Goof starter Pineiro is immediately crucified, drawn, quartered, and made fun of by all fans in GoofLand. His self-esteem may never be the same.

The HEAD Limpdickmotherfucker

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