Thursday, April 03, 2008

Inmate Ineptitudes

The Rhinos took 4 of 5 from the Inmates in a Netplay series today. This from the HEAD INMATE...

Ugly shit. No close games. Rhinos won 4 of 5. Outscored Inmates 35-18. Inmates couldn’t pitch, hit, or field (Beltre had 3e’s).

Inmates once again exceeding all expectations for ineptitude and are 14-15.

The HEAD DUMBASS


Series highlights from Colonel Rhino...

Arod hit .450 with 4 HR's and 10 RBI's
BJ Upton had a 5-5 hit game and hit .636
Tulowiski hit .333
K. Escobar was 2-0 with a 1.35 ERA w/15 K's
Smoltz was the only high point for the Inmates shutting down the Rhinos pitching a complete game striking out 10



The first place Rhinos are now 26-16.


1 comment:

Patrick Shannon said...

Later that evening, the Drillers took 4 out of 5 from the Tweeners to move into first place in the NERDD.