Friday, April 18, 2008

Games

The Wahoos and Killer Bees split two games. Change in standings: none.

The Chief reports...

Wahoos and Bees split 2 wild ones on The Reservation.
Wahoos hang on for a Game 1 win, 9-7. Bees pulled Gorzellany after 2/3 of an inning. The bullpen got the job done.
Bees win Game 2, 8-7, after taking an 8-0 lead in the top of the 5th. The Wahoos got 7 in the bottom of the inning with a Justin Morneau slam to highlight things. But that was it and the Wahoos couldn't get anything going against the Bees' bullpen.

The Bees, despite the rare loss, announced today that playoff tickets for the second round of the 2008 playoffs will go on sale Monday morning at 10:00. The opponent is still TBD. Only games 1 and 2 will be sold, as the chances of any team taking the Bees beyond a Game 5 is, according to the King Bee, "Highly unlikely."

World Series tickets for the Bees go on sale Thursday.

All playoff games will occur sometime in November. However, the Bees have vowed to go ahead and play out the rest of the regular season rather than make a mockery of the process. He added, though, that all games played against the league "riff raff" will not involve the Bee Elite. "Yeah, we ain't sending Teixeira or Chipper or guys like that out to play road games against the Warpigs or Mavs or FFTs or Iowa State... No sense wasting 'em on games we can win with backups. I'd include the effin Sidewinders, but just beating those SOBs isn't enough. We want to run rule those games. I love it when the Snakeman hollers 'Mercy!' in the 4th inning."

Also, the Bees and DVs played 5 with the DVs winning 3 of them. The Beeboy reports...

Dvs - you went 3-2 at my place to finish up the season series. Thanks for the 3-7 ass whoopin you put on us. Bees are back to reality at 51-26.
I'm not much on play by play and game summaries, but all I have to say is that you whooped us.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious...the commentary and the fact that you think i will make it to the series. I only have 1 regular starter with an ERA below 5.00.

BeeBoy.

The Chief said...

I'd be interested in buying a couple WS tix. About the only way we'll ever make it back there

Anonymous said...

I am Bee with an ERA under 5.00, I just need to change my fiber intake in order to be considered 'regular'. See you in the Series.