Fungoes and Inmates finished up their season series today and also completed
their respective 2016 regular season. Here are the results:
July 8 at Inmates:
Fungoes break out to a 5-0 lead and hold on to win 5-4. Kyle Gibson picks up
the win improving to 12-9 for the Fungoes. Carter Capps goes 2 innings claiming
his 22 save. Matt Carpenter smashed a solo blast in the first and a 2 run double
in the fifth inning.
July 9 at Inmates:
Fungoes score early and often winning it 8-3. Matt Harvey improves to 11-7. Sal
Perez blasted 2 home runs while Freddie Galvis collected 3 hits.
July 10 at Inmates:
Inmates blast Clayton Kershaw for 5 early runs and hold on to win it 6-3.
September 9 at Fungoes:
Fungoes win this one 7-3 and Kyle Gibson picks up win number 13. Will Harris
collects save number 22. Eric Hosmer collected 4 hits and scored 2 runs for
September 10 at Fungoes:
David Price finishes up his season with 7 shutout innings as the Fungoes win it
7-0. Sal Perez and Eric Hosmer both homer for the Fungoes.
September 11 at Fungoes double header game 1:
Clayton Kershaw collects win number 24. Shawn Kelley picks up his first
save of the season in game #161. Mookie Betts bangs out 3 hits while Trout
doubles, triples and scores 2 runs.
September 12 at Fungoes double header game 2:
Matt Harvey throws batting practice for the Inmates as they earn a split.
Fungoes finish up with a 101-61 record!
Cards and dice:
Fungoes 5 – Inmates 4 (Baptist Bowl): Pineda gives it up like a 50 cent floozy, the Inmates can’t catch up, and the Fungus win.
Fungoes 8 – Inmates 3 (Baptist Bowl): Salazar pitches like shit, the Inmates hit three solo homers and commit three errors, and Fungus runs rampant in the Beakless Chicken’s abode.
Inmates 6 – Fungoes 3 (Baptist Bowl): The Inmates close out their 2016 home schedule by kicking Kershaw’s ass for four runs in the 1st, but the Fungoes still have a bye in the first round of the playoffs.
Fungoes 7 – Inmates 4 (WTF): Salazar pitches like shit, Chapter 2, and the Inmates lose. Again.
Fungoes 7 – LDMF 0 (WTF): The Little Leaguers from Central Texas show up and get an old-fashioned ass-wuppin’ as the Fungoes celebrate their team’s 100th victory. BFD. . .
Fungoes 6 – Inmates 4 (WTF): At least this looks a little better on paper, but the Inmates still lose.
Inmates 8 – Fungoes 1 (WTF): Finally the Inmates click on all cylinders, but who the fuck cares? The season is over and the Inmates get the 10th pick of the draft.
Of interest (?) – The Inmates out-tatered the Fungoes 13-7 in the series, out-stole the Fungoes 2-1, and got outscored by the Fungoes 37-30. Hmm. Cargo finished the year with 48 homers and 84 RBI. Hmm.
The HEAD INMATE