Thursday, January 19, 2017

Snakes Deal Pitcher to Fungoes

The Sidewinders sent Hector Santiago to the Fungoes for an 8th round pick (#125).

Santiago, who had been designated for assignment, was ecstatic when informed of the deal. "I mean, it's just the Fungoes, but hey, it's a team. It's a job. Ya know? It beats having to sit thru the Draft hoping to hear my name called, and then praying for the seal of approval when The HEAD INMATE says, 'Good pick'." Mr. Santiago was then asked what happens if he also gets cut by the Fungoes. Mr. Santiago sat silent for several moments before rising and exiting the room.

4 comments:

Fungoes said...

Cut by the Fungoes? Hell, he is our number 2 starter!!!

Colonel Rhino said...

Yes!

The HEAD INMATE said...

Hell yes!

Nads said...

What just happened?