The Fungoes finally found a home for Roberto Perez, sending him off to the FFTs for starting pitcher Wei-Yin Chen.
The trade is a little quirky because Perez, the catcher, throws harder than Chen, the pitcher. Actually, Perez probably throws harder than anybody on the FFT pitching staff. I was going to add that Chen hits better than Perez, but it isn't quite true. Chen went 0-44 last year, making Perez marginally better.
Besides their similar limp-dick abilities with the bat, they also both come from small islands. Chen is from Taiwan, and Perez from Puerto Rico. That's all I got; the similarities end there.