Wahoos: Hey, did you see that your boy Pollock fractured his elbow last night?
Pigman: Boy, you love to be the bearer of bad news, huh?
Wahoos: No... I was just shocked. Really.
Pigman: Steve Boyer was like that. He loved to be the first person to tell you when something bad had happened.
Wahoos: Are you saying I'm like the Cletes?
Pigman; Well, except that he won our league once.