Ships Passing in the Night

The Warpigs traded John Lackey to the FFTs for Adam Wainwright.

The Warpigs and FFTs just can't settle on which of these aging batting practice hurlers they want on their team. Throw in the fact that both are likely to be cuts anyway, and it begs the question: "Why?"

"Wainwright has a chance to make our team as a pinch hitter and pinch bunter off the bench," said the Pigman. "At least that's something. That Lackey guy... I just don't like his name."