Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Rasmus to the Sidewinders

The Killer Bees yanked Colby Rasmus off their cut list and sent him off to the Sidewinders for pick 92.

Rasmus was elated, to say the least. "I go from being cut by the effin' Bees to being fitted for a ring! Just like that! I had already signed up on Linkedin to try and start a new career, and now I get to take part in a champagne celebration next fall."

The Snakeman, however, tempered Rasmus' enthusiasm slightly when he commented, "Yeah, we got him fitted for a ring, but he has to actually make the club before he gets it. Oh, and it's a bourbon celebration."

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