Inmates 6, Nads 1

Via CM, all at the Baptist Bowl:

Nads 7 – Inmates 4: A five-run Nad 4^th flushed any chance Pineda may have had to look respectable. Ramirez and Dozier both doubled twice, and the Nad bullpen was flawless in preserving the win.

Inmates 7 – Nads 3: The Inmates returned the five-run 4^th favor while Garcia did his best Pineda impression. Rizzo and Nunez both homered; Gray snagged the win despite an ostentatious display of mediocrity.

Inmates 7 – Nads 1: 321 stalwart Inmate fans enjoyed a team-effort win. Ramos and JMart homered; Quintana and the bullpen pitched well; Rizzo got HBPed twice. Woohoo!

Inmates 11 – Nads 10: A wild and woolly softball game. The Nads blasted Salazar for seven runs in the 1^st, and led 8-0 before the Inmate bats started to awaken in the 4^th. By the time the 9^th inning rolled around the Beakless Chicken Gang held a 10-8 lead, only to have Jeffress do his best self-immolation routine allowing the Nads to tie the game. Not to be outdone, Siegrist and Ziegler allowed the Inmates to walk-off with the win in the bottom of the inning without recording an out.

Inmates 5 – Nads 1: The Nads rolled over and did nothing. JMart and Altuve tatered, Davies pitched well, and Inmate D turned three double-plays. The Nads gathered only one extra-base hit, an RBI double by Ramirez.

Inmates 3 – Nads 2 (10 innings): Saving their best ineptitude for next-to-last, the Nads sent the game into extra-innings when they tied 2-2 in the 9^th. Following the sublime with absurdity, Dozier kicked an easy grounder with runners on the corners in the bottom of the Inmate 10^th to give away the game.

Inmates 10 – Nads 3: Slam-dunk series closer for the Inmates. Ramirez and Diaz both doubled twice for the Nads, but nothing else good happened for them. Rizzo and Cargo homered for the Inmates.

The HEAD INMATE