Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Buckeyes 6, Inmates 4

Rolling dice at the Baptist Bowl…
 
Inmates 8 – Buckeyes 4 (Baptist Bowl): Inmates get seven runs and twelve hits off of Feldman, then hang on for the win.
 
Buckeyes 5 – Inmates 4 (Baptist Bowl): The Shriveled Testicle Gang get all of their runs in the 3rd off of Chacin. Cargo hit a 3-run tater in the 5th to make it close, but the Inmates never get closer.
 
Buckeyes 8 – Inmates 7 (10 innings – Baptist Bowl): Beltre hit two 2-run homers, but Furbush gave up a homer to some nameless bastard in the 10th to lose it for the Inmates.
 
Buckeyes 6 – Inmates 5 (Buckeye Dome): The LDMF score four in the 9th to make it look close, but Chacin took it up the poop chute early on to give the B’s the win.
 
Inmates 17 – Buckeyes 6 (Buckeye Dome): An 8-run Inmate 3rd was just the start of the laugher. Six taters, four stolen bases and twenty-four hits later the Inmates had an impressive victory.
 
Inmates 7 – Buckeyes 4 (Baptist Bowl): A 4-run Inmate 1st was enough even for Chacin to win.
 
Buckeyes 5 – Inmates 2 (Baptist Bowl): Parra doubled and Drew homered off of the first two pitches thrown by Feldman, and that was all the offense for the LDMF.
 
Inmates 15 – Buckeyes 2 (Buckeye Dome): Jones homered twice and had five RBI, Beltre had four ribbies, and the route was on.
 
Buckeyes 6 – Inmates 3 (12 innings – Buckeye Dome): Simon surrenders a 3-run walk-off homer to blow the game (and himself).
 
Buckeyes 7 – Inmates 4 (Buckeye Dome): Straily allows three homers in five innings, then wonders why he was traded to a little league team for six Popsicles and a box of Depends. A 4-run Inmate 6th gave the Chicklets something to cheep about for a brief period of time, but the last ten Inmates went down without a wimper.
 
Inmates outscored the Buckeyes 75-53 and out-homered them 18-15. Unfortunately, most of the offense came in two games.
 
The HEAD INMATE

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