The Warpigs swept 3 games from the Fungoes. Edwin Jackson, John Lackey, and Felix Hernandez all threw complete games as the Fungo bats just did not hit.
Tweeners went 2-3 vs the Oilers. The Tweener report...
Tweeners split with the Oilers, taking 2 of 5 at the Hooverdome. Lots of good pitching and defense (i.e., no one hit much). Only a total of 27 runs scored for the 5 games. Four one-run games were divided equally, and the Oilers captured the one "slugfest" by a score of 6-3. Tweeners finish their 50th game just before midnight on May 31st, again teasing the "demerit man". Record stands at 22-28.
The Zaps and Rhinos did not escape the Demerit Man, however. Both finished May with fewer than 50 games played. Also, the Snakeman and FungoDude both gained a demerit for not sending stats after playing a series. The Fungo turned himself over to the police, admitting his grievous error and vowing to change his crooked ways. The Snakeman, however, went with a defense of: "I know. I'm an idiot."
No leniency was given.
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Apparently there was a misunderstanding with the FungoFarts. He didn't forget to send out stats; he never received stats after playing the Inmates! We have a Demerit Transferral!!! Take one away from the Fungoes and give it to the Inmates.
Long live the demerit!
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