Thursday, February 23, 2017

Goofs and Pigs Make a Deal

The Warpigs traded Shin-Soo Choo back to the SuperGoofs for infielder Matt Duffy.

Choo, who last fall sold his condo in Disney and moved the family into a recently refurbished double-wide in Hooterville, will now have to sell the trailer and head back to Goofy Land. "Stupidest shit I've ever seen," said Choo through a translator.

Said Duffy, "After last season, I'm just happy to still be getting a paycheck."

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