Sunday, July 02, 2017

Inmates 7, Drillers 3

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Inmates 6 – Drillers 4 (Driller Park): Four Inmate runs in the 2nd held up as the Beakless Chicken Gang hit four homers off of the loose and lascivious Driller pitching staff. Salazar walked seven but still managed to get the win. Yelich and Puig homered for the Oily Ones.

Inmates 9 – Drillers 2 (Driller Park): Jones, Cespedes, and Altuve homered for the Inmates, and the Drillers never got untracked. Lewis absorbed the loss, J. Gray got the win.

Drillers 3 – Inmates 2 (Driller Park): A well-pitched close game. Wilson Ramos tatered in the Inmate 9th to bring the Inmates within a run, but Ramos and Dayton shut the rally down to preserve the win for Fulmer.

Inmates 8 – Drillers 2 (Baptist Bowl): A lop-sided win for the Formerly-Feathered Wonders. The Drillers stayed tied at 2 for the first four innings thanks to two errors made by Cargo on consecutive plays in the 2nd, but Rizzo and Cespedes homered and the Inmate bullpen showed rare competence to put the game away. Salazar got the win.

Inmates 10 – Drillers 3 (Baptist Bowl): For the Inmates, Adam Jones hit a pair of homers and JD Martinez drove in four runs, while Ian Kennedy pitched a complete game loss for the Gang of Grease. 441 Inmate faithful enjoyed another route.

Drillers 4 – Inmates 3 (Baptist Bowl): Kepler homered in the Driller 8th to break a 3-3 deadlock, while the Inmates were unable to score in the 9th despite having the potential tying run in scoring position. Fulmer tossed eight effective innings for the Driller win.

Inmates 7 – Drillers 3 (10 innings – Driller Park): The LDMF threatened to reappear as the game went into extra innings tied at three, but the Inmates decided winning was much more fun as they scored four runs off of four Driller pitchers in the 10th for the victory.

Drillers 11 – Inmates 5 (Driller Park): Manaea walked five in the 1st inning to stake the Drillers to a 2-0 lead. The Inmates battled back to tie the game 3-3 in the 3rd, but everything went to hell after that. The Drillers blasted eighteen hits to bury the Beakless Chicken Gang, despite three Inmate taters. Andriesse recorded a three-inning save.

Inmates 6 – Drillers 3 (Baptist Bowl): Three Inmate homers and a strong performance by four Inmate relievers enabled the Baptist Bowl faithful to forget the previous day’s drubbing. All 104 fans were treated to free panty liners and crayons from a local dime store after the victory. Walker allowed thirteen hits in seven innings to take the loss.

Inmates 11 – Drillers 2 (Baptist Bowl): Kennedy showed his team spirit by pitching another complete game loss. The Drillers avoided being ignominiously shutout in the 9th when Beckham hit a two-run homer off of Wood, who earned a four-inning save.  Five Inmates homered on the day.

The Inmates out-homered the Drillers on the day 26-7 thanks to the amenable Driller Arson Squad.

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