On the computer game next year, how about we make a slight change from the past. Instead of all the teams being listed by our first names, why don't we go with our team's location? Or at least our imagined location. It won't change much, except those game stories that say things like, "Garth jumped all over Phillip."
Here are some suggestions. Feel free to suggest an alternative for your team.
New York Skyscrapers
Logan County Tweeners
Nashville Killer Bees
South Grand Prairie Wahoos