Friday, July 16, 2010

Warpigs vs Inmates

Pigs 5, Inmates 5

Game 1 - Warpigs 8, Inmates 7 (10 innings): Delmon Young went 3 for 5 with 3 RBI, but it was a home run in the 10th inning by Miguel Olivo that won the game for the Pigs. Benjie Molina was 3 for 5 with 4 RBI for the Inmates.

Game 2 - Inmates 6, Warpigs 2: Gavin Floyd went the distance for the win. The Pigs made 4 errors.

Game 3 - Inmates 5, Warpigs 2: Floyd wins again, allowing only a 9th-inning 2-run homer to Albert Pujols.

Game 4 - Warpigs 12, Inmates 3: After a 3-spot in the 2nd, the Warpigs score 9 in the 3rd - all after there were 2 outs. Josh Beckett went 9 for the win.

Game 5 - Warpigs 7, Inmates 6: A 3-run homer by Pujols put the game out of reach. Rich Harden got the win.

Game 6 - Warpigs 8, Inmates 5: The Pigs finally got to Floyd for the win. Carlos Gonzalez went 4 for 4 in defeat.

Game 7 - Inmates 6, Warpigs 4: The Inmates scored 5 in the 3rd against Mike Pelfrey, then held on.

Game 8 - Inmates 10, Warpigs 3: Carlos Gonzalez hit 2 of the 4 Inmate homers, and the Inmates trounced John Lackey.

Game 9 - Inmates 8, Warpigs 6: Beware the 3rd inning! This time the Inmates score 7 in the inning, including a grand slam by Jake Fox.

Game 10 - Warpigs 7, Inmates 1: Ross Ohlendorf gets his second straight complete game win over the Inmates, and Pujols hits another 3-run homer.

From The HEAD INMATE...

Inmates and Warpigs split ten of the ugliest games in recent memory:

WARPIGS 8 – INMATES 7 (10) [Baptist Bowl]: Three Inmate errors in the 1st inning allow four unearned runs to score. Inmates score unearned run in 9th to tie game and bring on closer Guzman to pitch 10th. M. Olivo hit first pitch @26 miles and Inmates can’t score in bottom of 10th.

INMATES 6 – WARPIGS 2 [Baptist Bowl]: Pigs return the 3-error inning favor, and Floyd pitches a strong complete game victory.

INMATES 5 – WARPIGS 2 [BallPork]: Floyd again pitches well, allowing only a two-run tater to Pujols (who homered for the second straight game).

WARPIGS 12 - INMATES 3 [BallPork]: Pigs score 9 in the 3nd off of Sucktana and Perez, Pooholes homers again, and the Inmates suck.

WARPIGS 7 – INMATES 6 [Baptist Bowl]: You-know-who jacks another, and all the Inmates could do was get close.

WARPIGS 8 – INMATES 5 [Baptist Bowl]: Pigs finally solve Floyd, scoring 5 in the 1st. Ohlendork pitches complete game.

INMATES 6 – WARPIGS 4 [Baptist Bowl]: Big innings rule the day (pardon the pun) as Beakless Chicken Gang score 5 in the 3rd and Porcine Pack answer with 4 in the 4th. Diaz pinch tater for Inmates in 8th ices the game.

INMATES 10 – WARPIGS 3 [BallPork]: 6-run Inmates 4th, highlighted by Gonzalez and Howard 2-run jacks help blow out the Porkers.

INMATES 8 – WARPIGS 6 [BallPork]: Inmates score 7 in the 3rd and hang on for victory despite you-know-who’s three hits.

WARPIGS 7 – INMATES 1 [BallPork]: Ohlendork once again owns the Inmates. Shitstain hits his 935th homer of the series, and Howard taters to help Inmates avoid ignominious shutout.

Interesting note: Both Pig and Inmate management agree that 2e14 is the worst fielding rating for a shortstop, as evidenced by S. Drew’s piss-poor little league performance.

The HEAD INMATE

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