Buckeyes vs Inmates (cont.)

Buckeyes 5, Inmates 2

From the Commish...
Buckeyes go 3 - 1 at home and 2-1 on the road to finish up with Inmates.

From The HEAD INMATE...

Shit doesn’t rain but it splatters.

BUCKEYES 5 – INMATES 1 [Baptist Bowl]: Inmates manage four hits off of Carpenter.

INMATES 6 – BUCKEYES 4 [Baptist Bowl]: Four-run Inmate 5^th is enough for a sloppy win.

BUCKEYES 5 – INMATES 1 [Baptist Bowl]: Carbon copy of game one. Inmates get four hits and inhale vociferously.

BUCKEYES 6 – INMATES 3 [BitchSlap Stadium]: Inmates get six hits and continue vacuuming skills.

BUCKEYES 3 – INMATES 2 (DH Game 1) [AssReaming Park]: 2-run, 2-out homer in bottom of the 9^th by Rusty Ryal (seriously) reams Inmates in game one, but the fun is just starting…

BUCKEYES 4 – INMATES 3 (DH Game 2) [Sodomy Field]: 2-run, 1-out homer in bottom of the 9^th by some other nameless motherfucker tears another new one for the Inmates.

INMATES 4 – Buckeyes 2 [Whap-His-PeePee Park]: Inmates finally win a game when Druidic extremists take over the outfield bleachers in the bottom of the 9^th and plant fast-growing shrubbery, preventing any more last minute statistically preposterous crap.