Pudge

Pudge predictions...

• Pudge will homer and/or have a multi-hit game in his first start with the Rangers.
• Fans will go nuts.
• The Rangers will win the game.
• Wash will be "forced" to play Pudge 4 out of every 7 games instead of the 2 that were planned.
• Teagarden will suffer psychologically from all this and will never become anything more than he is now.
• The Rangers will miss the playoffs.