1. Nads (Great system- you fail to play your games, forcing others to play them for you; and you get rewarded with the first pick in the draft. I'm betting the Nads cut Kenny Rogers, then cleverly use this pick to get him back.)
2. Killer Bees (Is this too early for Beeboy to take his own son?)
3. Wahoos (Pretty tough- you lose 103 and still don't get one of the top two picks.)
4. DVs (Waited too long to start tanking games. Vows to not make that mistake again next year.)
5. Oilers (Hasn't drafted an English-speaking player in a decade. Don't look for that trend to change.)
6. Zaps (I haven't looked at the Zap roster lately. Will 2007 be a year the Zaps try to win or a year when they try to lose?)
7. Rhinos (The poor man's Nads.)
8. Drillers (During picks 6-7-8 of each round would be a good time for everyone to take their pee breaks... or make a food run... or do their taxes... or take in a movie.)
9. Tweeners (The aptly named Tweeners went 81-81. Again. I believe 2007 will be the year the Tweeners reverse that record.)
10. Inmates (The worst thing about this is the number of times we'll have to hear how this is the shittiest draft position to have.)
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