Tuesday, July 02, 2013

State of the Association

As we reach the 4th of July - the virtual midway point of the season - the division races are heating up. Here's the rundown...

Bob Uecker Division - The Warpigs still have the best record in the league, but they're in a 2-month tailspin with no end in sight. The lead over the defending champion DVs is down to 7 games, and there's no guarantee the runner up in the BUD makes the post season. In the bottom half of the division standings, the FFTs lead the league in most games played. The Wahoos lead the league in most games NOT played.

Herman Wheeler Division - This division has the tightest race, with a tie for first currently between the Rhinos and Inmates. It's like they're traveling together in a barnstorming tour. Both teams were present at the WTF Invitational and the Pigapalooza in June, and both teams will be in Nashville later this month. They will be looking for someone to kick the crap out of. The Snakes will be there, right? The Fungoes are poised for a huge year in 2014. The Nads are... in the sack.

Millard Fillmore Division - The Mavs would be running away with the division, but the Buckeyes and Zaps are playing great ball themselves, making this an interesting race. The MFD could have anywhere from 1 to 3 teams in the playoffs. And the Drillers are setting themselves up for a big 2014 and is doing everything he can to earn the first pick in next year's draft.

Ab Wheeler Division - The runner up in the AWD is probably NOT a playoff team, so winning the division is a must. The SuperGoofs hold a 3 game lead over the Tweeners and have replaced the Nads for the league lead in emails not returned. The Bee Bash in Nashville should help clear up the picture in the AWD. The Tweeners, Bees, and Sidewinders will all be there, probably knocking hell out of each other, giving the Goofs more reasons to learn to roll playoff dice.

2 comments:

Norm said...

I wonder if the Nads will be traveling to Toronto tonight for the Wang/Fister matchup? Sounds like an R-rated contest.

Fungoes said...

Fister? i don't even know her!