Driller Dude (to Snakeman after the Sidewinders were beaten by the Wahoos): "At least I lost to the Rhinos."
Snakeman "I woke up at 5:00 for this shit?!?"
The Chief: "This case of beer looks like a rat got into it. Oh, it was Vince."
The Chief: "I should call the Inmates and ask him who to start this game."
Everybody at one time or another: "I'm just glad I'm not the DVs."