Rhinos 4, Fungoes 1

Fungoes and Rhinos squared off today and played five games at Rhino Uni-Horn Stadium. Here are the results:

Game one:

April 23, at Rhinos.

Fungoes jump out to an 8-0 lead and hold on to win 8-4. Tulowitzki hits an 8th inning Grand Salami in a losing effort for the Rhinos. Myers gets the win for the Fungoes with Papelbon claiming the save. Jackson takes the loss for the Rhinos.

Game two:

April 24, at Rhinos.

Hudson and Janson combine for the shutout as the Rhinoids (gross) win 5-0. Derek Holland takes the loss. 3 RBIs for Votto.

Game three:

July 17, at Rhinos.

Rhinos erase a 4-2 Fungo lead with a six spot in the bottom of the 7th. Fungoes score one in the 8th and one in the 9th, but find themselves on the short end of an 8-6 Rhino win. Friery takes the loss for the Fungoes. Hudson picks up the win for the Rhinos and Jansen gets the save.

Game four:

July 18, at Rhinos (game one).

Rhinos cruise to a 5-1 win. Sabathia picks up the win for the Rhinos and while Porcello takes the loss for the Fungi.

Game five:

July 18, at Rhinos (game two).

Rhinos sprint out to a 7-0 lead and hold on to win 10-7. Garza gets the win while Holland takes the loss. Blah blah blah Rhinos kicked some Fungo ASS, blah blah blah! Fun fun fun!

Derek