Sunday, July 01, 2012

Inmates 6, Fungoes 4

Inmates made the trip up to WTF today, here are the results:
April 10 at WTF:
Fungoes break out to a 9-0 lead and then hold on to win 9-5. Kershaw picked up the win while throwing 6 shutout innings. Fungoes collected 13 hits.
April 11 at WTF:
Inmates take a 4-0 lead and finish off the Fungi 5-3. Price takes the loss for the Fungoes. For the second game in a row Daniel Murphy picked up three hits.
May 23 at Baptist Bowl:
Inmates plate 4 in the second inning and 4 in the third inning and cruise to a 12-0 win. Stauffer suffers the loss for the Fungoes. This game was a sign of things to come for the Fungo hitters as they are held to just 4 hits by the Limp Dick Mother Fucking Dick Headed Inmate Pitchers!!!!! SHITFUCK!!!!!
May 24 Ewing Oiler Double Header at the Baptist Bowl:
Fungoes win a close one 5-3 behind the solid pitching of Clayton Kershaw. Papelbon picks up a save picking up the final out for Kershaw. Beltre made some absolutely incredible stops at third base and then threw the ball into the Inmate dugout twice! Kershaw struck out 12 Inmates. Fungo hitters collected 10 hits in the first game of the Double Header.
Between games, Inmate and Fungo management enjoyed the telling and, in some cases, the re-telling of some great HermanWheeler stories. As you might imagine there was a few "what in the world is that?" quotes thrown about. Wouldn't Herman love watching these Rangers!
Game two was a blowout for the Inmates as they beat down the Fungoes 8-2. Inmates picked up 15 hits off Fungo hurlers including 8 hits off of Holland in 2+ innings of work! The Fungoes two Fungo runs were scored by Brett Gardner after he had reached both times on HBPs. When asked if he was alright his response was inaudible.
July 4 at WTF:
Fungoes and Inmates find themselves tied at 4 after nine innings. Inmates score 2 in the top of the tenth inning for the 6-4 lead. After the first two Fungoes go quietly in the bottom half of the tenth inning, Span draws a walk. After a Wieters single and a Salvador Perez single, Berkman smashes a walk-off triple to even the series at 3 wins each! Papelbon picks up the win in relief.
July 5 at WTF:
Inmate pitching completely shuts down the Fungo bats winning it 4-1. Price takes the loss for the Fungoes.
July 6 at WTF:
Inmate pitching dominant again as the Inmates win it 4-1 again! Holland takes another loss for the Fungoes.
August 17 at the Baptist Bowl:
Fungoes come from behind and win this one 6-5. Fungoes bullpen saves the day shutting out the Inmates from the fourth inning on. Fungoes rally for 1 run in the seventh inning and 2 in the eighth. Robertson gets the win while Papelbon picks up the save for the Fungoes.
August 18 at the Baptist Bowl:
Inmates score 5 in the sixth inning to erase a 1-1 tie and win this one easily 6-1. Pauley is tagged with the loss for the Fungoes.
Great series with very good Inmate pitching and timely Inmate hitting sinking the Fungoes in the series. Inmates win the series 6 games to 4.

1 comment:

The HEAD INMATE said...

A couple other items of interest:

In the first game, the Inmates first run came when Chad Billingsley pinch-hit for Beltre (to save ABs) and homered. Billingsley was the DH in game 2, and went 0-2 with a sac and a walk. Wells hit a slammer in the same game, which was enough for the Inmate win. In game 7, Fungo strategy included walking Beltre, Wells, Howard, and Darwin Barney intentionally.

All games were fun - a great day at WTF!