Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Trade

The DVs trade Pedro Martinez to the Sidewinders for Jeff "Don't call me" Francis.

Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

KNOCK IT OFF - FRANCIS!!!

Anonymous said...

Actually Sgt Hulka (who would later announce his retirement and the opening of the "Hulka-Burger" restaurants) said "Lighten up Francis"

DT