Standings Update 5/26/07

B.U.D.	W	L	%	GB		Remaining Games	Last Update
Oilers	42	31	.575	--		89	5/19/07
Warpigs	13	12	.520	5		137	5/20/07
Rhinos	39	44	.470	8		79	5/20/07
Wahoos	17	24	.415	9		121	5/20/07
M.F.D.	W	L	%	GB
Mavs	40	35	.533	--		87	5/20/07
Buckeyes	24	24	.500	2.5		114	5/20/07
Inmates	21	23	.477	3.5		118	5/20/07
Nads	0	0		2.5		162
A.W.D.	W	L	%	GB
Tweeners	19	15	.559	--		128	5/21/07
Sidewinders	18	14	.563	0		130	4/20/07
Zaps	18	22	.450	4		122	5/20/07
Killer Bees	0	0		2		162
N.E.R.D.D.	W	L	%	GB
Fungoes	41	23	.641	--		98	5/21/07
DVs	34	21	.618	2.5		107	4/11/07
FFTs	55	57	.491	10		50	5/20/07
Drillers	23	28	.451	12		111	5/20/07

The Trouble with Picking Up Older Women

I met an older woman at a club last night. She was OK for 53, we drank a bit, had a bit of a song & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter threesome? I said no. We drank a bit more; then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mom? You still awake?"