Goofs 4, Sidewinders 3

all  games at the Church Lot via CM

4/18  Goofs win12-9. They shell Bauer. ERod is winner and Rusin gets the save. Mazara hit a grand slam his first time up. Hissecond AB camewith the basesloaded. Zunino had a passed ball and Mazara hit a 3 run  jack

4/19 Goofs win 4-2. Graveman pitches 7 strong innings and Rusin gets the 2 inning save. Odubel set the tone with a leadoff homer.

4/20 Paxton throws a CG shutout. Encarnacion  hits a grand slam in the SSWs 8 run 4th. Final score 10-0

4/21 Sale scatters 6 hits, walks none and fans 13. Newcomb the loser. Final score 7-0 

7/20 Goofs win 6-1. ERod the winner, Happ loser. Upton makes2 crucial errors in LF

7/21 Goofs win 5-2. Graveman winner, Rusin save and Sale takes the loss. Swanson has 2 doubles and Odubel 2 triples to pace the Goof squad

7/22 SSWs win 3-0. Lester goes 8 plus and Chapman gets the save Cobb is a tough luck loser.

Buckeyes 3, DVs 2

Buckeyes take 3 of 5 via Net Play at the DV's. No technical issues!

Oh, there were a few technical issues- mainly how every one of my starters (except Hendriks) got hacked while having their hard drive formatted by the Buckeye hitters.

To wit – DVs throw a combined shutout in game 1, then surrender 7, 10, 8 and 9 runs- with the last game being a 12-9 DV win where the official scorer declined to give Stephen Strasburg a “win” as his 5 inning, 8 run gag fest hardly qualified as anything resembling a win.

Weevils 5, Buckeyes 2

Weevils take 5 of 7 vs Buckeyes in 7 NetPlay games at Weevils

4/11 Buckeyes 16 Weevils 2

4/12 Weevils 5 Buckeyes 2

4/13 Weevils 4 Buckeyes 3

7/16 Buckeyes 6 Weevils 2

7/17 Weevils 5 Buckeyes 3

7/18 Weevils 14 Buckeyes 5

7/19 Weevils 8 Buckeyes 5

FFTs and Buckeyes Trade 2-for-2

The FFTs stayed busy on the trade wire, sending Paul DeJong and Evan Longoria to the Buckeyes for Justin Turner and Brad Peacock.

Inmates 5, Buckeyes 5

Inmates 5 – Buckeyes 5 (via netplay)

THE KURSE OF KIERMAEIR

Very evenly played series, though the Buckeyes cheated by allowing Kiermaier to play even after he was declared “assassinated” by the umpires.

Inmates 2 – Buckeyes 1 (Baptist Bowl): A pitcher’s duel. Rizzo hit a solo homer in the 1^st, and Inciarte scored on a groundout by Rosario to end the scoring for the game. Wood earned the win; Green picked up the save.

Buckeyes 6 – Inmates 5 (Baptist Bowl): A see-saw game that came down to the last of the 9^th. With two outs and Altuve on second, Rizzo missed a 1-14 homer chance to end the game. Parker picked up the win.

Buckeyes 6 – Inmates 4 (14 innings – Baptist Bowl): Kiermaier hit two taters on HR 1/something else 2-20 and drove in five runs, including the eventual game-winning two-run jack in the 14^th. The Inmates sent the game into extra-innings in the 9^th when Inciarte squeezed home a run with the bases loaded to tie things at 4-4 (never mind the LDMF showed up and couldn’t score any more). Hernandez picked up the win; Kiermaier was tarred and feathered by the Baptist Bowl Choralaires, while everyone else tried to figure out what in hell HAL was doing.

Inmates 5 – Buckeyes 3 (BuckeyeDome): Kiermaier hit ANOTHER homer, and was then HBP-plus-fatality. Nonetheless, Clevenger tossed a no-hitter into the 7^th and the Beakless Chicken Gang held on for the win.

Buckeyes 5 – Inmates 2 (BuckeyeDome): Manaea pitched a complete game six-hitter, but three of the hits are still orbiting the earth. Cespedes tatered for the Good Guys to account for both Inmate runs. Cruz, Kinsler, and Turner supplied the Buckeyes’ power.

Inmates 6 – Buckeyes 3 (Baptist Bowl): A five-run Inmate 1^st was enough for the victory, despite the Buckeyes’ refusing to quit. A rarity: Rizzo was HBP three times.

Inmates 3 – Buckeyes 2 (Baptist Bowl): Despite HAL’s relationship with Kiermaier (who homered still again), the pitching staffs showed off in another duel. Clevinger earned the win while Green picked up another save.

Buckeyes 8 – Inmates 4 (BuckeyeDome): Allen Wood allowed three homers, including a grand salami by Justin Turner, and the Buckeyes broke out their hitting shoes to club the Inmates. Rosario and Martinez homered for the BCG, but it wasn’t enough.

Buckeyes 8 – Inmates 4 (BuckeyeDome): Enrique Hernandez (!?) jacked two taters and the game wasn’t as close as the score indicated. Santana earned the win; Manaea took the loss.

Inmates 6 – Buckeyes 2 (BuckeyeDome): Four Inmates homered and Gray pitched into the 7^th to lead the Inmates. With the split of ten games, both the Inmates and Buckeyes decided that they’d rather not play each other in the playoffs.

Warpigs 5, Goofs 0

Pigs finish off the Goofs, going 9-1 for the season with the Disney gang. Both parks are 0/0,0/0, so offense was difficult to come by.

Game 1 - Pigs win 3-2. The Pigs scored 2 in the 7th to untie the game, and then held off the Goofs in the 9th. Jon Jay went 3-3.

Game 2 - Pigs win 6-0. Danny Duffy threw a 6-hit shutout. Adrian Beltre went 3-4 with a 2-run double (just missed the Grand Slam - and then the runner from first was thrown out at the plate.)

Game 3 - Pigs win 3-2. All five runs came via home run this game. Christian Yelich led off the game with a solo shot. In the 5th inning, Nomar Mazara and Adeiny Hechevarria homered for the Goofs. Joe Mauer hit a 2-run shot in the 6th.

Game 4 - Pigs win 3-1. Adam Wainwright went the distance, scattering 6 hits. Corey Seager hit a 2-run double.

Game 5 - Pigs win 3-1. Duffy and two relievers held the Goofs to 4 hits.

Tweeners 2, Goofs 2

Last 4 games, expanded rosters, at the Hooverdome.

9/15 #1 - Goofs 5, Tweeners 1.  Tweeners couldn't figure out Tanaka, whereas Robbie Ray was an open book.  Homers by Herrera, Bell, and Leon.  A 9th inning homer by Mancini merely avoided the shutout.

9/15 #2 - Goofs 3, Tweeners 2.  Goofs sweep the double-header as Ivan Nova finally ran out of goofy magic dust.  Goofs go 0-9 with runners in scoring position, but homers by Bell, Mazara, and Maldonado are sufficient.  W - Rodriguez, S - Rusin.

9/16 - Tweeners 3, Goofs 2 (11 inn.).  Goofs' 2-run 1st looked like it would hold up, but Tweeners score single runs in the 8th and 9th to send it to extra innings.  In the 11th, Arenado drove in Schebler from 1st on a H&R double.  W - Montgomery, L - Stephenson.

9/17 - Tweeners 6, Goofs 5 (11 inn.).  Duda's second HR of the game highlighted a 4-run Goof 8th for a 5-2 lead, but Tweeners get 3 in the bottom half with homers by Smoak and Schoop.  In the 11th Grandal doubled, Pillar pinch-ran, Nova pinch-hit and sacrificed, Cozart pinch-hit a comebacker, Pillar out at home, but then the winning run again scored from 1st on an 11th inning double as Polanco drove in Cozart.  Joe Smith pitched 3.1 scoreless for the win, L- Faria.

Tweeners 9, Goofs 1

We knocked out 10 vs. Goofs, winning 9.  A step ahead of Demerit Man once again.

At The Magic Kingdom:

4/3 - Goofs 4, Tweeners 0.  W - Graveman, S - Stephenson, L - MadBum.  HR and 3 RBI for Bell.  Thereafter, overconfident Goofs begin phoning it in.

4/4 - Tweeners 2-1 (13 inn).  Mancini drove in both runs with doubles in the 6th & 13th.  W - Tuivailala, S - Minor, L - Stephenson.

4/5 - Tweeners 8-3.  W - Montgomery, L - Newcomb.  Homers for Pillar and Parra, 4 RBI for Smoak.

4/6 - Tweeners 4-1.  2-hitter CG for Nova, who allowed only a Duda dinger.  L - Wheeler.  HR and 2 more RBI for Smoak.

At The Hooverdome:

5/21 - Tweeners 18-2.  Another CG win for Nova.  L - Rodriguez.  Tweeners hitters who failed to drive in any runs were fined in kangaroo court.

5/22 - Tweeners 6-1.  W - Morton, L - Graveman.  Homers by Smoak and Schebler, and by Herrera for the Goofs only run.

5/23 - Tweeners 7-5.  W - Anderson, S - Petit, L - Cobb.  Goofs actually jumped out to a 4 run lead, but Tweeners strike for 2 in the 3rd and 5 in the 5th.  Homers for Suarez, Choo, Cozart, Springer, and Schebler (3-run shot).

Back to Orlando:

7/2 - Tweeners 9-7.  Goofs led early, but the had to score 3 in the 9th to make it look respectable.  W - Hernandez, S - Minor, L - Rodriguez.  Jorge Polanco's 2-out, 3-run, pinch-hit double in the 8th was yuge.

7/3 - Tweeners 8-0.  In something akin to the Twilight Zone, another CG victory for Ivan Nova, this a 5 hit shutout.  L - Graveman.  It was actually a competitive contest until Tweeners plated 5 in the 9th.  Springer homered.

7/4 - Tweeners 5-0.  Following the Nova humiliation, Goofs again fail to score.  A 3-hitter for MadBum.  Alex Cobb was the loser.  When questioned about his counterpart after the
game, Cobb was lavish in his praise, 'It was obvious very early on that we were going to be in for a long night. Bumgarner brought his 'A' game with him - he had good stuff and was able to spot it perfectly. He probably only made one or two bad pitches the entire game!  At least the Independence Day post-game fireworks lived up to the hype.

Drillers 4, Goofs 1

Drillers take 4 of 5 at Goofs

5/11 Goofs 11 Drillers 4

5/12 Drillers 13 Goofs 3

5/12 Drillers 2 Goofs1 (10 innings)

8/7 Drillers 3 Goofs 1

8/8 Drillers 5 Goofs 0

Buckeyes 5, Drillers 2

Buckeyes take 5 of 7 vs Drillers

4/18 Buckeyes 5 Drillers 4

4/19 Drillers 10 Buckeyes 4

4/20 Drillers 3 Buckeyes 2

4/21 Buckeyes 6 Drillers 2

7/20 Buckeyes 6 Drillers 4

7/21 Buckeyes 5 Drillers 4

7/22 Buckeyes 6 Drillers 5

Buckeyes 3, Tweeners 2

Buckeyes take 3 of 5 vs Tweeners via miracle of NetPlay. No jams and Lock ups!

6/23 Buckeyes 4 Tweeners 3

6/24 Buckeyes 5 Tweeners 4

9/18 Tweeners 3 Buckeyes 1

9/19 Buckeyes 10 Tweeners 4

9/20 Tweeners 7 Buckeyes 3

Drillers 4, Buckeyes 3

Drillers take 4 of 7 at home vs Buckeyes in EQA CM series.

6/3 6-2 Drillers.  Asdrubel with 3-run blast in 7th

6/4 7-5 Drillers.  Chisenhall and Kendrick blastway to win.

6/5 6-1 Buckeyes. Santana shut us down.

9/6 8-3 Drillers. Cargo goes yard twice.

9/7 3-2 Buckeyes. Cashner goes 11 for the win

9/8 7-4 Drillers.  Godley beats Peacock in battle of 1st rounders.

9/9 8-4 Buckeyes.  Kiki with 2 bombs.

Drillers 3, Goofs 2

Drillers go 3-2 vs goofs

6/29 7-5 Goofs.  Goofs score 6 in top of 9th...

6/30 11-2 Drillers.  We had 16 hits!

7/1 4-3 Drillers.  Andrus with game winner in 8th.

8/18 5-4 Drillers.  Conforto benefits from a bases loaded single/2 base error in 8th

8/19 5-4 Goofs.  Pen blows another...

Buckeyes 5, DVs 0

Netplay. Details to come (from the Buckeyes, probably - however, the DVs did make a statement - something about Buckeye Beads being a poor replacement for Anal Beads.)

May 1 - Buckeyes 7 DVs 5 - Buckeyes get 5 in 1st and 2 more in 3rd all off former Buckeyes Patrick Corbin. Altherr homers and Flores drives home 3.

May 2 - Buckeyes 6 DVs 5 - David Hernandez throws 2 1/3 scoreless relief. Kiemaeir and Galvis both homer.

July 26 - Buckeyes 9 DVs 8 (10 Innings) - Justin Turner with a 2 out ninth inning homer to send it to extras. Santana, Margot and Hernandez all homer as well.

July 27 - Buckeyes 6 DVs 5 - Third straight one run game. Vincent and Hernandez combine for 4 1/3 scoreless relief. Cruz, Joyce, and Bour all homer.

July 28 - Buckeyes 4 DVs 0 - Santana and Otero combine for 4 hit shutout. Turner's 3 run homer the big blow.

Fungoes 7, Goofs 3

Fungoes played all Goofy games via Goof manager

Here are the results:

May 13 @ WTF:

Fungoes win 9-2.  Devin Marrero hits two, 2-run Homeruns leading the Fungoes to a lop-sided win.  German Marquez improves his record to 5-8 with the complete game victory for the Fungi.  Edwardo Rodriquez gets the loss for the Goofs.

May 14 @ WTF:

Fungoes win this one 3-1.  Goofs carried a 1-0 lead into the 8th but the Fungoes bats woke up and pushed across 3 runs.  David Robertson made it stand up collecting his 28th save for the Fungoes.  Pedro Baez (4-1), picked up the win for the Fungoes in relief, while Chris Rusin takes the loss.  Odubell Herrera hit the only HR in the contest.

June 1 @ Magic Kingdom:

Fungoes score 3 runs in the 2nd inning and again in the 4th inning winning it 6-1.  Lance McCullers picked up the win for the Fungoes while Jordan Zimmermann takes the loss.  Mookie Betts drove in 2 runs with a double in the 2nd inning and smacked a 3-run Jimmy Jack in the 4th for the Fungoes.

June 2 @ Magic Kingdom:

Super Goofs race out to a 5-1 lead and hold on to win it 5-3.  Tanaka picks up the win for the Goofy ones while Ian Kennedy takes the loss for the Fungi.  Whit Merrifield blasted a 3 run bomb for the Goofies.  Despite losing, The Fungoes out hit the Goofs 8-3.

July 29 @ WTF:

Fungoes win 6-4 while out hitting the Goofs 11-5.  Alex Cobb gets the loss while Ian Kennedy evens his record out at 7-7 with the win.  Trout mashes a pinch hit HR for the Fungoes while Hechavarria hits one out for the Goofs.

July 30 @ WTF:

Goofs clobber German Marquez scoring 6 first inning runs.  Goofy added 4 more in the third inning while cruising to a 10-4 victory.  Newcomb collects the win while Marquez falls to 5-9 on the season with the loss.  Merrifield and Duda hit the long balls in this one, each driving in 3 runs.

July 31 @ WTF:

Fungoes get back on track with a 6-run fourth inning and win easy, 7-1.  Josh Hader picks up the win in relief of Joe Musgrove for the Fungoes while Tanaka takes the well-earned loss for the Goofs.

August 31 @ Magic Kingdom:

Fungoes score first and then pour it on, winning it 9-3.  Matt Harvey picks up his 2nd win of the season while Alex Cobb takes the loss. Duda and Bell hit the lone HRs in this one.

September 1 @ Magic Kingdom:

Fungoes run up a 4-0 lead and then hold on to win it 4-2.  Musgrove picks up the win for the Fungoes while Zimmermann takes another loss.  David Robertson picks up save number 30 for the Fungoes.  Lindor and Suarez hit homers.

September 2 @ Magic Kingdom:

Super Goofs walk it off with a 9th inning solo homer off the bat of Lucas Duda winning it 3-2.  Sims earns the win with two stellar innings of relief for the Goofs while Leone grabs the loss with his first and only pitch when Duda bangs it outa the park with a velocity of 125 MPH!

Fungoes are now 50-46 on the season.

Buckeyes vs Mavs, Wahoos, and Snakes

Buckeyes 11 Mavs 3

Buckeyes 6 Wahoos 4

Buckeyes 2 Snakes 4

Buckeyes 4, Goofs 1

Buckeyes and Goofs wrap up their games via Team Viewer

8/12 Buckeyes 4 Goofs 3 - Gary Sanchez drives in all 4 including the game winner in the 12th.

8/13 Buckeyes 7 Goofs 5 - Goof nemesis Freddy Galvis reaches all 4 times including a homer

8/14 Buckeyes 4 Goofs 2 - Turner, Altherr, and Hernandez all homer off Newcomb

9/10 Goofs 1 Buckeyes 0 - Wheeler shuts down the Buckeyes

9/11 Buckeyes 7 Goofs 4 - Santana scores 2 and Cruz drives in a pair.

Buckeyes 3, Tweeners 2

Buckeyes take 3 of 5 at Tweeners via the miracle of Net Play. Only 1 frozen incident. Not bad for Hal.

5/8 Buckeyes 17 Tweeners 2 - Buckeyes score 7 in the first and never look back. Led 17-1 after 5. Montgomery gives up 17 runs but thankfully only 15 were earned.

5/9 Tweeners 7 Buckeyes 4 - Tweeners jump out to 4-0 lead after 2 and never look back. MadBum pitches well

5/10 Buckeyes 6 Tweeners 5 (12 innings) - Buckeyes get one in the 11th only to have Tweeners tie it back up. Altherr hits a homer in 12th to win it

8/4 Buckeyes 8 Tweeners 4 - Hernandez homers and Sanchez drives in 4.

8/5 Tweeners 6 Buckeyes 4 - Freddy Galvis e 7 makes the key error in 7th leading to 5 run Tweener rally

Killer Bees 5, Goofs 2

Bees take 5 of 7 vs Goofs

5/27 Bees 6-3

5/27 Goofs 4-3

5/28 Bees 7-4

5/29 Goofs 5-4

9/12 Bees 10-4

9/13 Bees 5-4

9/14 Bees 6-3

Buckeyes 4, Killer Bees 1

Buckeyes take 4 of 5 vs Bees.

6/29 Buckeyes 11-3

6/30 Buckeyes 6-4

7/1 Buckeyes 4-3

8/18 Buckeyes 8-7

8/19 Bees 5-1