Drillers 3, Goofs 2

Drillers go 3-2 vs goofs

6/29 7-5 Goofs.  Goofs score 6 in top of 9th...

6/30 11-2 Drillers.  We had 16 hits!

7/1 4-3 Drillers.  Andrus with game winner in 8th.

8/18 5-4 Drillers.  Conforto benefits from a bases loaded single/2 base error in 8th

8/19 5-4 Goofs.  Pen blows another...

Fungoes 7, Goofs 3

Fungoes played all Goofy games via Goof manager

Here are the results:

May 13 @ WTF:

Fungoes win 9-2.  Devin Marrero hits two, 2-run Homeruns leading the Fungoes to a lop-sided win.  German Marquez improves his record to 5-8 with the complete game victory for the Fungi.  Edwardo Rodriquez gets the loss for the Goofs.

May 14 @ WTF:

Fungoes win this one 3-1.  Goofs carried a 1-0 lead into the 8th but the Fungoes bats woke up and pushed across 3 runs.  David Robertson made it stand up collecting his 28th save for the Fungoes.  Pedro Baez (4-1), picked up the win for the Fungoes in relief, while Chris Rusin takes the loss.  Odubell Herrera hit the only HR in the contest.

June 1 @ Magic Kingdom:

Fungoes score 3 runs in the 2nd inning and again in the 4th inning winning it 6-1.  Lance McCullers picked up the win for the Fungoes while Jordan Zimmermann takes the loss.  Mookie Betts drove in 2 runs with a double in the 2nd inning and smacked a 3-run Jimmy Jack in the 4th for the Fungoes.

June 2 @ Magic Kingdom:

Super Goofs race out to a 5-1 lead and hold on to win it 5-3.  Tanaka picks up the win for the Goofy ones while Ian Kennedy takes the loss for the Fungi.  Whit Merrifield blasted a 3 run bomb for the Goofies.  Despite losing, The Fungoes out hit the Goofs 8-3.

July 29 @ WTF:

Fungoes win 6-4 while out hitting the Goofs 11-5.  Alex Cobb gets the loss while Ian Kennedy evens his record out at 7-7 with the win.  Trout mashes a pinch hit HR for the Fungoes while Hechavarria hits one out for the Goofs.

July 30 @ WTF:

Goofs clobber German Marquez scoring 6 first inning runs.  Goofy added 4 more in the third inning while cruising to a 10-4 victory.  Newcomb collects the win while Marquez falls to 5-9 on the season with the loss.  Merrifield and Duda hit the long balls in this one, each driving in 3 runs.

July 31 @ WTF:

Fungoes get back on track with a 6-run fourth inning and win easy, 7-1.  Josh Hader picks up the win in relief of Joe Musgrove for the Fungoes while Tanaka takes the well-earned loss for the Goofs.

August 31 @ Magic Kingdom:

Fungoes score first and then pour it on, winning it 9-3.  Matt Harvey picks up his 2nd win of the season while Alex Cobb takes the loss. Duda and Bell hit the lone HRs in this one.

September 1 @ Magic Kingdom:

Fungoes run up a 4-0 lead and then hold on to win it 4-2.  Musgrove picks up the win for the Fungoes while Zimmermann takes another loss.  David Robertson picks up save number 30 for the Fungoes.  Lindor and Suarez hit homers.

September 2 @ Magic Kingdom:

Super Goofs walk it off with a 9th inning solo homer off the bat of Lucas Duda winning it 3-2.  Sims earns the win with two stellar innings of relief for the Goofs while Leone grabs the loss with his first and only pitch when Duda bangs it outa the park with a velocity of 125 MPH!

Fungoes are now 50-46 on the season.

Goofs vs Rhinos and Mavs

Goofs go 5-5 versus Rhinos and 4-6 versus Mavs

Buckeyes 4, Goofs 1

Buckeyes and Goofs wrap up their games via Team Viewer

8/12 Buckeyes 4 Goofs 3 - Gary Sanchez drives in all 4 including the game winner in the 12th.

8/13 Buckeyes 7 Goofs 5 - Goof nemesis Freddy Galvis reaches all 4 times including a homer

8/14 Buckeyes 4 Goofs 2 - Turner, Altherr, and Hernandez all homer off Newcomb

9/10 Goofs 1 Buckeyes 0 - Wheeler shuts down the Buckeyes

9/11 Buckeyes 7 Goofs 4 - Santana scores 2 and Cruz drives in a pair.

DVs 3, Goofs 2

DVs take 3 of 5 at Goofs

4/14 Goofs 7 DVs 3

4/15 DVs 7 Goofs 5

4/16 DVs 5 Goofs 2

6/18 Goofs 3 DVs 2

6/19 DVs 2 Goofs 1

DVs 5, Goofs 0

Not a pretty series as the DVs sweep all 5 from the Goofs.

A few high(low) lights:

• DVs outscore the Goofs 34-18, while hitting .306 and clubbing 10 home runs (however only 2 from Giancarlo Stanton, who now has 37 homers through 74 games)
• DVs record a 3.60 ERA, well below their season average of 4.65
• Goofs suffer through a 6.53 ERA, which was only held down by Lucas Sims (?), 15 IP of 3.00 ERA. Jordan Zimmerman logs an eye watering  162.00 ERA before he is unceremoniously pulled 1/3 of an inning into his start.
• Whit Merrifield was the only Goof with 6 or more hits – and 3 of his 6 were home runs. Otherwise the Goofs hit .238, which was compounded by the 30 men left on base over the 5 games

Goofs 3, Nads 2

Goofs take 3 of 5 at home vs Nads

5/1 Nads 5 Goofs 3 - 11 innings

5/2 Goofs 3 Nads 1

7/26 Nads 5 Goofs 3

7/27 Goofs 4 Nads 0

7/28 Goofs 5 Nads 0

Nads 3, Goofs 2

GOOFS 2-3 at NADS

6/9 - The Chicago Nads nipped the Disney SuperGoofs 5 to 4 at The Ball Sack in a

hard fought contest. Marcus Stroman(2-3) was solid in the win.  He surrendered

only 5 hits and no walks in 7 innings.  Stroman struckout 8. Disney threatened in

the 9th but came up short. 

6/10 - The Chicago Nads edged the Disney SuperGoofs in 10 innings at The Ball

 Sack by the score of 3 to 2. Both teams were tied at 2 runs apiece after nine

 innings.  Chicago came out the victor in the 10th inning.

6/11 The Disney SuperGoofs defeated the Chicago Nads by a score of 4 to 1 at The

Ball Sack. Kendall Graveman(1-0) earned his pay with a solid performance for

Disney.  He went 7 innings and surrended up 4 hits and 2 walks.

8/16 - Nads offense put up 5 runs on the scoreboard in the 5th inning and got

by the Disney SuperGoofs by the score of 9 to 6.

8/17 - Eduardo Rodriguez dominated striking out 11 Chicago batters at The Ball Sack

as the Disney SuperGoofs staged a comeback win over the Chicago Nads by the

count of 7 to 5

Buckeyes 5, SuperGoofs 0

Buckeyes go 5-0 vs Goofs via Team Viewer.

May 3 - Buckeyes 5 Goofs 0 - Gio and 2 relievers combine for a 1 hitter

May 4 - Buckeyes 15 Goofs 3 - Scooter Gennett drives in 5 with 2 homers. Freddy Galvis of all people goes 4 for 4.

June 13 - Buckeyes 5 Goofs 1 - Margot's 3 run homer is the main offense. Bridwell and 2 relievers combine on a 3 hitter

June 14 - Buckeyes 4 Goofs 0 - Gio and 2 relievers shut out Goofs again

June 15 - Buckeyes 7 Goofs 1 - Buckeyes get 7 in the first and that holds up.

Warpigs 4, SuperGoofs 1

To celebrate Opening Day, the Pigs and Goofs met up for 5 games. The Goofs haven't uploaded (or even bought) the game yet, so we resorted to TeamViewer. So with the Cubs/Marlins and Mets/Cardinals providing the backdrop...

Game 1 @ The BallPork - Warpigs win 5-3. The first time thru the lineup, FIVE Goofs had HR opportunities. Two hit it out and another doubled. The Goofs led 3-0 early, but the Pigs fought back, scoring 2 runs in both the 4th and 5th innings. Joe Mauer singled and tripled, driving in 3 to lead the Pigs. Rich Hill (1-1) got the win, and Adam Warren got his 2nd save.

Game 2 @ The BallPork - Goofs win 3-1. Masahiro Tanaka threw a complete game 5-hitter for the win. Odubel Herrera went 3-5 with a triple and 3 runs batted in for the Goofs. Jacob deGrom struck out 12 for the Pigs.

Game 3 @ The Magic Kingdom - Warpigs win 4-3 in 15 innings. Sean Newcomb shut out the Pigs for 5.1 innings, but the Goof pen gave up a 3-run 8th inning to extend the game. J.T. Realmuto homered to lead off the top of the 15th for the winning run. Carl Edwards (1-0) was the winner, and Steve Cishek finished up for his 5th save.

Game 4 @ The Magic Kingdom - Warpigs win 5-1. Aaron Judge went 3-5 with a 3-run homer for the Warpigs. Jake Odorizzi (3-1) went 8.2 for the win, losing his shutout in the 9th. Carl Edwards recorded the final out to earn his 2nd save.

Game 5 @ The Magic Kingdom - Warpigs win 5-4 in 12 innings. The Pig bats were quiet again, not waking up until the 9th inning when they scored 3 times to tie the game. The Warpigs scored 2 more in the top of the 12th and withstood a Goof homer in the bottom of the inning for the win. Adam Warren (2-1) got the win, and Steve Cishek rescued Carl Edwards to get his 6th save.

D.J. Lemahieu went 12 for 23 in the 5-game series.

Goofs and Pigs Trade

The Goofs traded Andrew Toles to the Warpigs for Brandon Drury and the Pigs' 2019 10th round pick.

Goofs and Pigs Trade

The SuperGoofs traded Joe Mauer to the Warpigs for Yuli Gurriel and Kendall Graveman.

Wahoos 8, Goofs 2

Wahoos 8, Goofs 2
(All cards and dice)
Game 1: Goofs start fast with 5 straight hits with 1 out in the first, along with a walk and error. After 1, Goofs lead 5-0. They cruise to a 9-2 victory.
Game 2: Goofs, and specifically Hunter Renfroe with 2 homers, drop the hammer again. Steven Wright and friends cruise to a 3-0 win.
Game 3: Justin Verlander dominates and Edwin Encarnacion homers to help the Wahoos to a 4-2 win.
Game 4: Wahoos rally with 5 runs in the eighth with Khris Davis and Encarnacion homers (Edwin had 2 in the game). Wahoos win, 8-5.
Game 5: Wahoos again score early (3 in the second) but have to hang on, 9-6.
Game 6: Wahoos use a committee of five to blank the Goofs, 2-0. Adam Eaton scored twice.
Game 7: Jake Arrieta yields only a solo homer and the Wahoos hang on, 2-1.
Game 8: Cameron Rup hits a pinch two-run homer in the 6th to help the Wahoos pull away, 5-2.
Game 9: Wahoos use a 7-run sixth and hit a total of three homers to pull away, 10-3.
Game 10: Wahoos use a walk and three singles (winner from Brandon Crawford) to score the go-ahead run in the seventh. Wahoos win 5-4.

Buckeyes 8, Goofs 2

Buckeyes finish regular season taking 8 of 10 vs Goofs.

4/5 Buckeyes 7 Goofs 4

4/6 Buckeyes 5 Goofs 2

5/7 Goofs 5 Buckeyes 4

5/8 Goofs 7 Buckeyes 2

5/9 Buckeyes 6 Goofs 3

6/18 Buckeyes 5 Goofs 3

6/19 Buckeyes 4 Goofs 1

6/20 Buckeyes 3 Goofs 2

8/26 Buckeyes 6 Goofs 5

8/27 Buckeyes 9 Goofs 7

Rhinos 4, Goofs 3

Goofs 1 Rhinos 0    6/11/2017

 

In a pitcher's duel the Rhinos squander a 3 hit effort from Archer as the Goofs score with 2 outs on a 1-3 chance with runners on the corners in the 5th. The Rhinos left 12 men on with their best chance of scoring coming in the 8^th inning with the bases loaded no outs an x chart chance to Yunel Escobar (3B 4 e25) who turns the double play home to first, next batter walks and is then followed by a deep drive to CF which is caught for the third out.

 

Goofs 7 Rhinos 2   6/12/2017

 

In a six hit performance by both team’s it was Angel Pagan who provided much of the offense for the Goofs tripling in the 3rd inning and hitting a Grand Slam in the 6th inning. 

Rhinos 5 Goofs 4   6/13/2017 

The game was won by the Rhinos when they scored a run in the 9th inning. After two were out Orlando Arcia reached on an error. Lemahieu then followed with a triple (1-2 chance) scoring Arcia.

Rhinos 4 Goofs 2   7/12/2017

Chris Archer tossed a complete game 5 hitter as the Rhinos bested the Goofs 4 to 2.

Rhinos 4 Goofs 3   7/13/2017

In a thrilling finish the Rhinos pulled off the win over the Goofs by a score of 4 to 3. The Rhinos scored the deciding run in the bottom of the 9th inning.  With one out was Trevor Story ripped a solo home run making the Rhinos walk-off winners. 

Rhinos 7 Goofs 2   8/19/2017

Joey Votto was a horn in the side of the Goofs hitting a three-run bomb in the 5th inning, delivering a base-hit scoring a run in the 7th inning and stroked a single in the 9th inning. Chris Archer hurled another 3 hitter against the Goofs. Angel Pagan accounted for the Goofs 2 runs with a two run blast in the bottom of the 9th to avoid the shutout.

Goofs 7 Rhinos 1   8/20/2017

Angel Pagan slammed a homerun and Derek Holland pitched a complete game as the Goofs beat the Rhinos 7 to 1.

Warpigs and Goofs Trade

The Warpigs traded J.P. Crawford, Andrew Toles, and the Fungo 6th round pick to the Goofs for Hunter Renfroe.

Goofs and FFTs Trade

The FFTs traded Odubel Herrera, Nomar Mazara, and a reserve pick to the Goofs for Yu Darvish.

Inmates 7, Goofs 3

Via TeamViewer: Inmates 7 – Goofs 3

Holy Double-fucking-play, Batman! The two teams combined to hit into 28 (18 by the Inmates)!

Inmates 1 – Goofs 0 (Magical Kingdom): A pitchers’ duel with Quintana prevailing over Wright. The only run of the game scored off of a Jones sac fly in the 2^nd. The Goofs managed only two hits.

Goofs 6 – Inmates 5 (Magical Kingdom): Given a 2-0 lead in the 7^th, Brad Hand proceeded to hand (get it? Hand job!...) the game to the Goofsters as the Magical Ones scored six in the inning for the win. Kang hit the first of what would be many homers on the day. The Inmates left the winning run on in the 9^th.

Goofs 1 – LDMF 0 (Baptist Bowl): Another pitching duel. Jankowski’s triple in the 8^th plated Escobar for the only run of the game. Roark got the CG victory.

Inmates 10 – Goofs 9 (14 innings – Baptist Bowl): A see-saw game for the ages. The Goofs jumped out to a 5-2 lead in the 5^th when both Escobar and Kang hit two-run taters (his second homer of the game). The Inmates came storming back in the bottom of the 9^th to tie the game at 5, sending things into extra-innings. The bullpens held things in check until Kang led off the 12^th with his third homer of the game to give the Goofs a 6-5 lead. That lasted for one pitch in the bottom of the inning as Altuve led off with a solo crank to tie things again. In the 13^th, the Goofs again took the lead on a pair of singles and a Jankowski sac fly. Once again, the Inmates came back in the bottom of the inning when Valbuena hit a solo blast with one out to tie the score 7-7. Not to be outdone, Ruiz hit a solo shot in the top of the 14^th, and Ramos walked Escobar with the bases loaded to add another run. Score: Goofs 9 – Inmates 7. In the bottom of the inning Altuve led off with a single and Segura followed with a two-run tater to tie the score. One out later Rizzo homered to end the game and put everyone out of their misery.

Inmates 9 – Goofs 0 (Magical Kingdom): An eight-run 7^th blew the game open for the Inmates, as the Goofs managed only three hits. Nothing else exciting.

Goofs 5 – Inmates 4 (10 innings – Magical Kingdom): Tanaka went the distance despite giving up four runs in the Inmate 2^nd, while the Inmates couldn’t muster any more offense. Brandon Phillips hit a walk-off single in the 10^th to end the game.

Inmates 3 – Goofs 2 (Magical Kingdom): A close well-played game. The Goofs put a runner on in the 9^th but couldn’t score. Quintana got the win; Degrom the loss.

Inmates 6 – Goofs 4 (Baptist Bowl): The Inmates jumped out to a 5-0 lead and then held on the rest of the way. Tanaka pitched another CG, this time in a losing effort. Segura had three hits, including a homer, for the Inmates.

Inmates 7 – Goofs 3 (Baptist Bowl): A four-run 1^st put the Beakless Chicken Gang on top for good as the good guys coasted for the victory. Cargo tatered while Quintana picked up his third win of the series.

Inmates 4 – Goofs 3 (Baptist Bowl): A two-run home by Valbuena in the Inmate 7^th proved to be the game-winner. Wright took the loss; Madson got credit for a long save.

The HEAD INMATE

Skyscrapers 3, SuperGoofs 2

Scrapers take 3 of 5 vs Goofs.

6/16 Sky 6 Goofs 1

6/17 Goofs 3 Sky 1

8/23 Sky 4 Goofs 3

8/24 Sky 4 Goofs 2

8/25 Goofs 8 Sky 2

 

Tweeners 5, Goofs 2

CM games at The Hooverdome.  Tweeners work at sabotaging their own draft position.

4/10 – Goofs 10, Tweeners 6.  Tweeners pen can’t hold the lead for Felix.  A much deserved loss for Treinen.  Rusin wins in relief of deGrom.  4 RBI each for Yunel and Jung Ho.

4/11 – Tweeners 3, Goofs 0.  Combined SHO for MadBum and Treinen, Roark with a CG loss.  Villar 4/4, Arenado 2 RBI.

4/12 #1 – Tweeners 4, Goofs 3.  Tweeners come from behind to win on a Springer 2-run HR.  W – Kuma, S – Treinen, L – Tanaka.

4/12 #2 – Tweeners 7, Goofs 6.  11^th inning walk-off homer by Vogt gives Tweeners the DH sweep. W – Logan, L – Cessa.

9/11 – Goofs 3, Tweeners 2.  Treinen with another blown save.  Solo homers by Maybin, Renfroe, Leon was sufficient.  W – Wright, S – Uehara.

9/12 – Tweeners 3, Goofs 2.  Hisashi Iwakuma(10-12) was the winner allowing no runs in 7 innings. Boone

Logan got the save, his 9th.  Jacob Degrom(2-1) was tagged with the loss.

Despite losing Disney's manager was optimistic after the game.  'We'll get

over this one.  Sometimes the breaks fall your way, sometimes they don't.

Any one of a dozen little things go different, and we come out on top.'

9/13 – Tweeners 14, Goofs 7.  Tweeners take the slow-pitch finale.  Robbie Ray allows only 6 runs in 5.1 to get the win, Nova credited with a save for preserving the 8 run lead.  Yu Darvish was carted from the mound to the 60-day DL after 7 IP, 15 hits, 14 earned runs.