Warpigs and Goofs Trade

The Warpigs traded J.P. Crawford, Andrew Toles, and the Fungo 6th round pick to the Goofs for Hunter Renfroe.

Tweeners and Sidewinders Trade

The Tweeners traded Yoan Moncada and Austin Hedges to the Sidewinders for Yasmani Grandal.

Inmates 5, Tweeners 0

View spastic TeamViewer:

Inmates 4 – Tweeners 3 (Baptist Bowl): JD Martinez hit a two-run double in the Inmate 4^th giving the Beakless Chicken Gang a 4-3 lead that stood up for the rest of the game.

Inmates 4 – Tweeners 2 (Baptist Bowl): Quintana pitched six shutout innings while the Inmate Arson Squad allowed solo taters to Schoop and Villar to make the game interesting. All the Tweeners could do was get close, however.

Inmates 7 – Tweeners 2 (Baptist Bowl): Wilson Ramos homered twice and drove in five runs off of MadBum for all the runs the Good Guys would need. Arenado padded his stats by homering for the Tweeners in a losing cause.

Inmates 8 – Tweeners 5 (HooverDome): A closer game than what the final score indicated. The Inmates scored three in the 9^th to put the game away, capped by Altuve’s two-run single.

Inmates 7 – Tweeners 4 (HooverDome): Naquin finished a double shy of the cycle in a losing cause as the Inmates helped their playoff chances by clubbing the Tweeners 7-4. Pineda, unbelievably, got the win despite allowing hits to everyone in the bleachers.

The HEAD INMATE

DVs and Warpigs Trade

The DVs traded Corey Seager and Joe Panik to the Warpigs for Troy Tulowitzki, Ozzie Albies, Eloy Jimenez, Victor Robles, and 2 reserves.

Warpigs and FFTs Trade

The Warpigs and FFTs swapped multiple players and picks.

The FFTs receive Logan Forsythe, Matt Duffy, and the Warpigs' 1st, 2nd, and 3rd round picks in the 2019 Draft.

The Warpigs receive Adrian Beltre, Rich Hill, Roberto Perez, Dan Otero, the Driller 3rd, the Fungo 4th, the Fungo 6th, the Warpig 6th, and the Buckeye 8th.

The Lackey/Liriano trade from last week was a part of this deal, but was announced separately. This entire trade was made 2-3 weeks ago but is just now being announced.

Fungoes 7, Drillers 3

Fungoes manage to take 7 of 10 vs Drillers via TeamViewer.  Here are the results:

May 20 @ WTF:

Fungoes outlast the Drillers winning an often tied game 6-4.  Kennedy takes the loss for the Drillers while Santiago improves to 9-4 

winning it for the Fungoes.  Harris picks up save number 24.  Blackmon homered for the visitors while Brett Gardner homered and 

drove in 3 runs for the Fungoes.

May 21 @ WTF:

Fungoes hold on to win a close one 3-2.  Shoemaker takes the loss for the Drillers while Shawn Kelley picks up the win in relief for 

the Fungoes.  Daniel Robertson picks up his 4th save of the season.  

May 22 @ WTF:

Drillers take a 2-0 lead into the 6th but Fungoes score 6 over the next two innings and win it 6-2.  David Price improves his record to 13-10 

with the win while Taillon takes the loss for the Drillers.  Cabrera and Beckham homer for the Drillers while Carpenter and Sal Perez homer for 

the home team.  

July 2 @ OUD:

Shoemaker shuts out the Fungoes allowing 6 hits and the Drillers win it 8-0.  Blackmon homers twice for the Drillers.  Straily takes the loss 

for the Fungoes falling to 9-10 on the season.

July 3 @ OUD:

Fungoes break out to a 6-0 lead and then hold on to win it 6-5.  Santiago gets the win improving to 10-6 while Taillon takes the loss.  Harris 

collects his 25th save.  Blackmon goes yard for the Drillers.

July 28 @ WTF:

Drillers win this one 4-3.  Taillon picks up the win while Straily gets the loss.  Drillers were held to just 3 hits but its enough for the Visitors as 

Donaldson and Yelich each homer and Blackmon tosses in a triple.  Bryan Shaw picks up the save.

July 29 @ WTF:

Drillers unleash the big sticks in this one winning it 12-4.  Shoemaker picks up the win while Santiago earns the loss.  Andriese picks up the 4 

inning save in relief.  Buster Posey hits the only home run.

August 8 @ OUD:

Fungoes win this one 4-1 behind the strong effort of Santiago.  He improves his record to 11-5.  Will Harris collects his 26th save while Shoemaker

takes the loss for the Drillers.  Betts, Hosmer and Blackmon all homer.  Santiago hits the floor during this game for the Fungoes.

August 9 @ OUD:

Fungoes win this one 6-3 behind David Price.  Price improves to 14-10 on the season.  Will Harris collects save number 27.  Taillon takes the loss.

Betts, Trout and Blackmon hit homers. 

August 10 @ OUD:

Fungoes win the finale 6-1 behind a fine 5 inning effort by Clayton Kershaw.  Kershaw improves his record to 17-4.  Fullmer takes the loss for the 

Drillers.  Homer runs are hit by Trout, Hosmer and (YEP) Blackmon.  Blackmon is on quite the tear for the Drillers having hit 10 home runs in the 

10 games vs the Fungoes this season driving in 12!

Fungoes are now 87 - 62 on the season.  

Mavs 7, Drillers 7

Both teams screwing up their draft.

Via TeamViewer.

Buckeyes 4, Wahoos 1

Buckeyes take 4 of 5 to finish up with Wahoos using dice and cards.

7/10 Buckeyes 8 Wahoos 2 - Buckeyes score 4 in 1st and 3 more in second to stake Happ to a 7-0 lead. Ramirez and Turner homer in 1st and 2nd respectively

7/11 Buckeyes 5 Wahoos 4 - Wahoos tie it in 9th with a run to make it 4-4 only to have Gattis hit a solo homer to walk off in 10th

8/16 Buckeyes 9 Wahoos 8 - Buckeyes get 2 in 8th to tie it at 4-4 and the 5 in 9th on homers by Kinsler and Gattis. Wahoos make a game of things with 4 in bottom of 9th but come up a run short

8/17 Wahoos 5 Buckeyes 3 - Wahoos get a 3 run homer off Phelps in 6th and hold on for the win

8/18 Buckeyes 3 Wahoos 0 - Santana pitches his last 5 1/3 of the year and along with 4 relievers get the shutout. Buckeyes get 3 runs on just 2 hits. Homers by Kinsler and Galvis.

DVs 3, Inmates 2

All close games via TeamViewer:

DVs 6 – Inmates 3 (Baptist Bowl): Jansen got a two-inning save while the Inmates forgot how to hit. 16 Inmate faithful showed up for Fake Vomit night, only to fill their puke pots with the real stuff after watching Inmate ineptitude.

Inmates 5 – DVs 1 (Baptist Bowl): Despite the best efforts of the Inmate bullpen to give the game away the Good Guys won. The DVs outhit the Inmates 9-8, but Rizzo and Jones both homered. All DV hits were singles.

Inmates 4 – DVs 3 (DV-ville): The Beakless Chicken Gang jumped to a 4-0 lead, then held on. The DVs threatened in the last of the 9^th, but Hand came on for the save.

DVs 5 – Inmates 4 (DV-ville): DVs sweep a twinbill 5-4, 5-4. Two unearned runs on an error by Quintana proved to be the game winners in the opener. Jansen saved both halves of the doubleheader.

DVs 5 – Inmates 4 (DV-ville): Back-to-back homers by Seager and Bogaerts in the 8^th erased a 2-1 Inmate lead. The Inmates came back with a two-run homer by Altuve in the 9^th off of Jansen, but it wasn’t enough.

Fungoes 4, Tweeners 1

Fungoes at Logan County all games via pc manager.

June 3:

One sided game Fungoes win it 8-1.  Beltran, Lindor both homer for the Fungoes while Vogt homers for the

home team.  Musgrove gets the win while Madbum takes the loss.  

June 4:

Fungoes take a 6-1 lead into the 6th but can't hold it. Tweeners score 4 in the 6th and tie it up with a run in 

the 7th.  Fungoes break open the tie game with 5 runs in the 9th.  Hosmer hits 2 home runs while Murphy and 

Villar also go yard!  Shawn Kelley picks up the win in relief while Montgomery takes the loss.  

June 5:

Fungoes run out to a 7-2 lead and hold on to win it 7-5.  Straily gets the win, improving to 8-9, while Harris picks 

up his 23rd save.  Robbie Ray takes the loss for the home team.  Odor, Sal Perez, Arenado and Springer all 

hit home runs.  Beltran collects 4 hits and drives in 3 for the Fungoes.

Aug. 12:

Tweeners walk this one off  when Zobrist laces a 2 out bases loaded single in the bottom of the 9th inning winning 

it 3-2.  Harris takes the loss for the Fungoes in relief while Montgomery collects the win for the home team.  

Aug. 13:

Fungoes win the finale 2-1.  Straily, Kelley and Robertson hold the Tweeners to 3 hits.  Straily improves to 9-9 while 

Robertson picks up his 3rd save.  Madbum takes the loss for the Tweeners.  

FFTs and Warpigs Trade

The FFTs traded John Lackey to the Warpigs for Francisco Liriano.

Roster Page Updated

The roster page now reflects the number of Reserve Picks you own (in parenthesis beside your team name at the top) and number of Draft Picks you own (listed at the bottom of your roster).

As always, let me know if you spot an error.

Warpigs, DVs, and Tweeners Trade

In a 3-team deal, the DVs give up a 6th round pick to get Mitch Moreland from the Pigs. The Pigs then send the DV 6th and Mallex Smith to the Tweeners for Jose Iglesias.

Buckeyes 8, Fungoes 2

Fungoes got schooled by the Buckeyes today, all games played on pc.  Buckeyes win 8 of 10.

Hanley Ramirez hit 4 HRs and drove in 16 for the Bucks in the 10 game series.  

May 15 at WTF:

Buckeyes win it in 10 innings 5-4.

May 16 at WTF:

Buckeyes score in the 9th to win it 3-2.

June 27 at Buckeyes:

Buckeyes hit a Grand Slam in the 1st and don't look back winning it 7-2.

June 28 at Buckeyes:

Buckeyes explode winning it 13-3!  Shitfuck!!

June 29 at Buckeyes:

Kershaw isn't enough for the Fungoes as the Bucks win it 6-5.

July 23 at WTF:

Bucks win another close one 4-3.

July 24 at WTF:

Fungoes finally break loose and win one 2-1.

July 25  at WTF:

Read above final score 2-1.

September 3 at Bucks:

Buckeyes win it 4-3.

September 4 at Bucks:

Another 1 run loss for the Fungoes as the Bucks finish off the series, winning this one 5-4.

8 of the 10 games were 1 run decisions but really the way the Buckeyes were mashing HRs it seemed

like every game was a 10 run loss!!

Buckeyes and FFTs Trade

The Buckeyes traded Mike Leake and their 8th round pick to the FFTs for Danny Duffy.

Tweeners 1, Wahoos 1

Final 2 games played via Teamviewer.

Game 1

King Felix and some bullpen help outdueled Verlander and Co. on the way to a 2-1 victory. Wahoos couldn't hit. Gave up a run in the first after walking the bases loaded. Just one of those games that everything goes wrong.

Game 2

The opposite of Game 1. Sean Rodriguez hit a 3-run homer before we even made an out. MadBum gave up a bunch of stuff. Edwin homered. Khris Davis hit a pair. Ozuna went deep. Wahoos win, 9-1. Jose Fernandez goes 5 for the win. Familia finishes for the save.

Rhinos 4, Mavs 1

The Rhinos take 4 of 5 via TeamViewer.

2017 Midlothian Mavs At 2017 Belldale Rhinos              7/26/2017

 

Mavs............ 0 0 0  1 0 0  2 0 0  -  3  8  2

Rhinos.......... 0 0 0  4 5 0  0 0    -  9  9  0

Right fielder Wil Myers smashed 2 homeruns and had 6 RBI as the Belldale

Rhinos outscored the Midlothian Mavs 9 to 3.

 

Myers had a great day at the plate.  He had the crowd cheering his every move.

He lost the ball over the fence for three runs in the 4th inning and lofted

a three-run bomb in the 5th inning.  Belldale totaled 9 hits on the

afternoon. 

 

Alex Reyes(1-1) allowed 1 run in 6 innings, and picked up the victory. Julio

Urias was credited with his 1st save.  Jason Hammel(2-7) absorbed the loss.

He surrended 4 homeruns in his 5 and 2/3 innings. 

 

2017 Midlothian Mavs At 2017 Belldale Rhinos              7/27/2017

Mavs............ 0 0 0  0 0 1  0 0 1  -  2  6  1

Rhinos.......... 0 0 3  0 0 0  0 3    -  6  6  1

The Belldale Rhinos bested the Midlothian Mavs by a 6 to 2 score at The Rhino

Reserve.

 

Midlothian never recovered after Belldale took the lead in the bottom of the

3rd inning when they tallied 3 runs on 2 hits.  That early scoring was all

that Aaron Nola(2-1) needed.  Belldale and Midlothian each finished the

afternoon with 6 hits. 

 

Nate Jones recorded the save, his 7th.  Jeremy Hellickson(2-7) was the loser.

He was a hard-luck loser, pitching 5 and 2/3 innings and not allowing an

earned run. 

 

The Belldale ballclub's record now stands at 18-9.  With this loss, Midlothian

has a 4-6 record of late, 39-36 overall.

 

 

BOXSCORE: 2017 Belldale Rhinos At 2017 Midlothian Mavs               9/5/2017

Rhinos.......... 0 0 0  2 0 4  0 0 0  -  6  9  0

Mavs............ 0 1 0  2 4 3  0 0    - 10 15  2

Nick Castellanos slammed a homerun and had 3 RBI at Juan Gonzalez Field where

the Midlothian Mavs beat the Belldale Rhinos by the score of 10 to 6.

 

In the bottom of the 4th inning Midlothian went on top for good when they came

up with 2 runs on 1 hit.  The critical plate appearance was by Jonathan

Lucroy who made the home-town crowd a happy bunch when he smashed a two-run

homer.  Belldale was out-hit by Midlothian, 15 hits to 9. 

 

Pedro Strop(2-0) picked up the victory, allowing 3 runs in 1 and 2/3 innings.

Matt Bush earned the save, his 11th.  Noah Syndergaard(7-2) ended up with the

loss.  He was touched for 3 homeruns in his 5 and 1/3 innings of work. 

 

2017 Belldale Rhinos At 2017 Midlothian Mavs               9/6/2017

Rhinos.......... 4 0 2  6 0 0  2 0 0  - 14 17  0

Mavs............ 3 1 0  3 0 0  1 0 0  -  8 12  0

Shortstop Javier Baez left the yard and had 4 RBI as the Belldale Rhinos

defeated the Midlothian Mavs by the score of 14 to 8 at Juan Gonzalez

Field.

 

Baez was a thorn in the side of the hometown fans as he enjoyed a fine day at

their team's expense.  He singled in the 3rd inning, belted a three-run homer

in the 4th inning and laced a one-base hit in the 6th inning.  Belldale

finished with 17 hits while Midlothian ended up with 12. 

 

Aaron Sanchez(5-2) got the win allowing 8 runs in 7 innings. Jason Hammel(2-8)

was tagged with the loss.  He surrended 3 homeruns in his 5 innings. 

 

2017 Belldale Rhinos At 2017 Midlothian Mavs               9/7/2017

Rhinos.......... 3 0 2  1 0 0  0 0 0  -  6 10  1

Mavs............ 2 0 0  0 0 0  0 0 0  -  2  6  0

Joey Votto jacked one out of the ballyard and had 2 RBI as the Belldale Rhinos

defeated the Midlothian Mavs by a score of 6 to 2 at Juan Gonzalez

Field.

 

Alex Reyes(2-1) delivered a fine performance for Belldale.  He was reached for

2 hits and 3 walks in 5 innings.  After the 4th inning, neither team was able

to score. 

 

Chris Devenski recorded his 2nd save.  Jeremy Hellickson(2-8) ended up with

the loss.  He gave up 10 hits and 2 walks in 8 innings.

Demerit Update

The Wahoos (108 games) and Drillers (91 games) did not meet the minimum number of games played (115) this month. The Wahoos will receive one demerit, and the Drillers will receive two.

The total for the season are:

Nads - 3

Skyscrapers - 2

Wahoos - 2

Drillers - 2

Rhinos - 1

Killer Bees - 1

Sidewinders - 1

By the end of August, everyone should have 140 games played. The deadline is Sunday, September 3rd. Here's a link to the Constitution.

Thanks to everyone for CC'ing me when sending Game Files. The league on my computer is updated with every computer game that has been played this year. I'll send you a copy on request.

DVs 3, Nads 2

At DVs vs CM. Game stories to follow.

Skyscrapers 7, Rhinos 3

All games played by Rhinos vs CM. Game stories to follow.

Rhinos 6, Nads 1

At Rhinos vs CM. Game stories to follow.

Warpigs and Inmates Trade

The Pigs and Inmates pulled the trigger on a fairly big deal today. The Warpigs are sending Ender Inciarte, Archie Bradley, and both their 1st and 2nd round draft picks to Waco for Aaron Judge and a reserve pick.

DVs 4, Warpigs 3

Games played via TeamViewer.

First 4 games at The BallPork

Game 1 - Warpigs win 5-1. Adam Wainwright (10-15) made the most of his last 6.2 innings to become the first (and only) Pig pitcher to reach 10 wins. Jake Lamb had a triple and a homer, and drove in 3.

Game 2 - Warpigs win 4-1. Kendall Graveman (4-15) went 7 innings for the win. Raisel Iglesias earned his 21st save.

Game 3 - DVs win 11-1. Anthony DeSclafani (9-6) pitched well for 5 innings, but hit the floor trailing 2-1. The Pigpen then imploded, thanks mostly to 2 more errors by Starlin Castro. 7 of the 11 DV runs were unearned. Brandon Moss went 4-5 with 2 doubles and a homer. He drove in 3. Bartolo Colon went 5 innings for the win. He and a couple of relievers held the Pigs to 3 hits.

Game 4 - Warpigs win 7-4. J.T. Realmuto had a triple and a homer, and Carlos Rodon (6-11) somehow managed to not get killed in 5 innings work. The highlight of the game came late. After the DVs had crawled within 6-4, Francisco Liriano was called on to pinch hit, and smacked a long solo HR into Mr. Douglas's corn field. It was Liriano's 2nd homer of the year, and the 5th by Warpig pitchers this year. Iglesias earned save 22.

Last 3 games at DV Park by Viagra

Game 5 - DVs win 11-5. Archie Bradley (innings 1-2) and Michael Wacha (innings 3-4) combined to allow 11 runs (all earned) on 12 hits, 6 walks, and 3 homers in just 4 innings. After that it was just a matter of making sure everybody got to play. The Warpigs also hit 3 homers.

Game 6 - DVs win 6-4. Corey Seager homered twice and the DV pen held off a Warpig rally.

Game 7 - DVs win 5-3. A desperate attempt by the Warpigs to avoid 100 losses collapsed in vain. Reliever Raisel Iglesias entered the game with 2 outs in the 1st inning and pitched valiantly for 6.2 innings, keeping the game close. The DVs tied the game in the 7th on a Mike Moutakas homer; then scored 2 in the bottom of the 8th to wrap it up. Yasmany Tomas homered twice for the Pigs to wrest the team HR title away from Logan Forsythe. Unfortunately, he missed a 1-17 chance in the 9th that ended the game - and the season.

FFTs 2, Wahoos 1

FFTs win the first 2 games of the day. 

Leake baffles the Wahoos, 8-0. Then, after leading most of Game 2, they blew a 5-2 lead vs. the Wahoos with the tying run coming in the ninth. Then an HBP, walk and single and error ended it quickly and the FFTs won, 6-5.

The Wahoos used a pair of 2-run homers from Khris Davis and ran off from the FFts in the finale, 5-1.

Buckeyes 5, Skyscrapers 2

Buckeyes take 5 of 7 in final games with Scrapers

5/26 Buckeyes 8 Sky 2

5/27 Buckeyes 2 Sky 1

5/28 Buckeyes 3 Sky 1

5/29 Buckeyes 7 Sky 4

8/4 Sky 6 Buckeyes 0

8/5 Buckeyes 7 Sky 2

8/6 Sky 4 Buckeyes 3

Rhinos 5, Killer Bees 0

All games played by CM at the Rhino Preserve

6/6/2017

 

Rhinos 1 – Bees 0

 

Nate Jones got credit for the win at The Rhino Reserve as the Rhinos shutout the Bees 1 to 0. The game's lone run was scored in the bottom of the 7th inning with runners on 3^rd and 2^nd with one out Wil Myers misses a 1-15 ballpark HR chance resulting in a Sac Fly.

 

 

6/7/2017

 

Rhinos 7 - Bees 4

 

The Rhinos set the tone of the game in the first inning when they scored 2 runs on 2 hits.  The crucial at-bat was provided by Votto who made the crowd come alive when he popped a two-run HR over the fence. The Rhinos had 11 hits for the game and the Bees had 7. 

 

 

6/8/2017

 

Rhinos 7 – Bees 2

 

Reynaldo Lopez tossed a complete game as the Rhinos outscored the Bees 7 to 2. Votto and Duvall homer for the Rhinos accounting for 5 runs against the Bees.

 

8/8/2017

 

Rhinos 4 - Bees 2

 

The Rhinos and the Bees each hit two HR’s only problem was that the Bees HR’s were solo shots while the Rhinos were 2 run shots. Math adds up to favor the Rhinos.

 

8/9/2017

 

Rhinos 6 – Bees 5

 

The score was knotted at 5 after nine innings.  The Rhinos won it in the bottom of the 10^th inning as Willson Contreras lead off the bottom of the 10^th with a doubled, Orlando Arcia followed with a sacrifice bunt and D.J. Lemahieu then laced a base-hit making the Rhinos victorious.

Goofs and FFTs Trade

The FFTs traded Odubel Herrera, Nomar Mazara, and a reserve pick to the Goofs for Yu Darvish.