Fungoes 5, DVs 0

At some point in the near future I am hoping my a$$ will stop hurting enough that I can comfortably sit down as we drop to 0-9 via netplay on this PoC (piece of crap).

Game files and box scores attached, then will be summarily burned.

I hate Strat. Wonder when my hockey cards will be here.

DVs

 

Fungoes at DVs via net play

April 3:

Fungoes win it 5-2.

Clayton Kershaw (11-3) picks up the win for the Fungoes holding the DVs to just 2 hits over 7 innings.  Papelbon picks up his 21st save.  

Drew Hutchinson takes the loss for the DVs.  Brett Gardner, Eric Hosmer and Evan Longoria all hit home runs.  

April 4:

Fungoes win it 4-0.

Kyle Gibson improves to 6-1 and Papelbon picks up save number 22 as the Fungoes combine for a shutout.  Yordano Ventura takes the loss for the DVs.

Dilson Herrera hits one out for the Fungi.

April 5:

Fungoes win 7-2.

Kyle Hendricks goes the distance improving his record to 2-2.  Stephen Strassburg takes the loss for the DVs.  Dilson Herrera and Matt Carpenter collect 

3 hits each for the Fungoes.  Herrera, John Jaso and Everth Cabrera all homer for the Fungoes while Giancarlo Stanton goes yard for the DVs.  

May 6:

Fungoes win 6-3.

Fungoes score 3 runs on a 2 out Matt Carpenter Home Run in the top of the 9th giving Pedro Baez the win in relief.  Papelbon picks up save number 24.  

Dan Otero is saddled with the loss for the DVs.  Matt Holiday picks up 3 hits for the DVs.  Mike Trout also went deep for the Fungoes.  

May 7:

Fungoes win in 11 innings 3-2.

Seth Maness picked up the win for the Fungoes while Papelbon collects his 25th save.  Tyler Clippard takes the loss for the DVs.  

Fungoes wriggle out of a tight spot in the bottom of the 8th by turning a triple play.  DVs just miss the walkoff Home Run in the 11th

by rolling a 20 on a BP Homer chance (1-15).  Fowler and Pujols both collect 3 hits for the DVs.  Sal Perez and Mike Moustakas 

both hit Home runs.

What the box scores don't show is that the DVs couldn't catch a break.  His second basemen had trouble fielding the ball and at 

some point Joe Panik played himself out of the starting 2B job with his shoddy defense.  Kinsler immediately made an error too.  Evan Longoria 

also made a couple of errors for the DVs.  All of this while the Fungoes second basemen were fielding like Sweet Lou Whitaker!  Fungoes

never trailed during the 5 games.  Dilson made his pro debut for the Fungoes during the series and hit at a .385 clip tossing in 2 Home Runs.  

Fungoes improved their record on the season to 45-24.