Warpigs 6, Wahoos 1

NetPlay

Gm1 - Warpigs win 2-0. Odorizzi and some relievers with the shutout. Judge homered.

Gm2 - Warpigs win 5-1. Severino and some relievers get the win. Pham 3-3.

Gm3 - Warpigs win 6-2. deGrom had a 1-hit shutout through 6 when he departed. Beltre homered. Lots of NetPlay glitches in this one.

Gm4 - Wahoos win 5-1. First of four at The Reservation. K.Davis homered, but Arrieta was the star.

Gm5 - Warpigs win 11-3. Corey Seager went 4-6 with 3 homers and 5 RBI.

Gm6 - Warpigs win 17-10. David Freese makes a rare start vs a RHP and goes 4-4 with 2 homers and 6 RBI. K.Davis hit a grand slam for the Hoos.

Gm7 - Warpigs win 10-3. Wainwright with a complete game. Pham hit 2 homers and drove in 4.

Sidewinders 1, Mavs 1

In the much ballyhooed Battle of the Jeds, the Mavs came to Stanley for a short 2 game September series. The first 15 fans got a Jed Clampett bobble head and Flatt and Scruggs played between innings.

9/10 JA Happ handed the game over to the bullpen with a 4-2 SSWs lead. Chapman proceeded to shit his pants and the Mavs hold on for 5-4 victory. Soria got the save.

9/11   Paxton/Osuna/Rivero one hit the Mavs. Bruce homers twice and the Snakes win 5-0

Goofs 4, Sidewinders 3

all  games at the Church Lot via CM

4/18  Goofs win12-9. They shell Bauer. ERod is winner and Rusin gets the save. Mazara hit a grand slam his first time up. Hissecond AB camewith the basesloaded. Zunino had a passed ball and Mazara hit a 3 run  jack

4/19 Goofs win 4-2. Graveman pitches 7 strong innings and Rusin gets the 2 inning save. Odubel set the tone with a leadoff homer.

4/20 Paxton throws a CG shutout. Encarnacion  hits a grand slam in the SSWs 8 run 4th. Final score 10-0

4/21 Sale scatters 6 hits, walks none and fans 13. Newcomb the loser. Final score 7-0 

7/20 Goofs win 6-1. ERod the winner, Happ loser. Upton makes2 crucial errors in LF

7/21 Goofs win 5-2. Graveman winner, Rusin save and Sale takes the loss. Swanson has 2 doubles and Odubel 2 triples to pace the Goof squad

7/22 SSWs win 3-0. Lester goes 8 plus and Chapman gets the save Cobb is a tough luck loser.

FFTs Pick Up Yet Another Dodger

The FFTs traded Jose Peraza and the Driller 8th round pick to the Warpigs for Rich Hill and the Pig 6th.

One day this summer, I feel sure there will be a NASOMA trade that does not involve the FFTs.

Dozier to the FFTs

Following the league rule, "If your player becomes a Dodger, he must then become an FFT," the Nads traded Brian Dozier to the FFTs for their 4th round pick in next year's draft.

Tweeners 3, Nads 0 (Ball Sack Blitz)

Tweeners and Nads finish the season with 3 @ Nads, which ended much like the first 2 there. Tweeners take 9 of 10, including all 5 road games.

Oh yeah, it was like lightning.

Tweeners hitters were frightening.

With the Nads bats snoozing.

And their pitchers all grooving.

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah.

Each guy on deck said everyone attack

And it turned into a Ball Sack blitz.

Ball girls in the corner said boys I tried to warn you

It'll turn into a Ball Sack blitz.

7/13 - Tweeners 9, Nads 3.  The story early on was recurring netplay freezes, which finally stopped after a complete reboot. The teams traded 3-run homers (Parra/Calhoun), but Tweeners score 6 in the 9th, highlighted by another 3-run shot (Jorge Polanco).  Petit won in relief of Montgomery, Alexander the loser.

7/14 - Tweeners 4, Nads 3.  Nads' nemesis Polanco broke a 3-3 tie in the 8th with another 2-out, pinch-hit rbi.  Homers by Grandal and Calhoun.  W - Ray, S - Minor, L - Urena.

7/15 - Tweeners 4, Nads 3.  A quality start for MadBum, then 3 scoreless by the pen (S - Minor).  The game winner was a solo shot by another Nad's nemesis, Nolan Arenado.  Schoop and Barnhart also homered.  A quick hook for Pineda, and Kintzler took the loss.

It's, it's a Ball Sack blitz.