Inmates 4, Drillers 1

Via CM at the Baptist Bowl:

 

INMATES 8 – DRILLERS 0: Five Inmate pitchers hold the Driller bats to four hits. Gattis and Marte homered for the Beakless Chicken Gang. Drillers just sucked.

 

INMATES 5 – DRILLERS 3: Keuchel pitched reasonably well, giving up only solo taters to Jones and Rosario. He fielded shittily with his own boot allowing an unearned run in the 4^th. Rosario hit his second HR of the game in the 8^th to push the lead to 5-1; a two-run Driller rally in the 9^th (including a tater by Zufuckingnino) made it close, but that was it.

 

INMATES 6 – DRILLERS 5: Once again the Drillers score two in the 9^th to make it look close. HAL had Shields take one for the team, pitching a CG 11-hitter. Rizzo was never fooled going 4-4 with a pair of homers.

 

INMATES 7 – DRILLERS 0: The humiliation continued with the Drillers getting shutout by Norris (!!!). HAL gives up again, allowing Wheeler to get pummeled for all seven Inmate runs.

 

DRILLERS 2 – INMATES 1: Drillers avoid the ignominy of a sweep when Jennings hit  a one-out single in the top of the 9^th to plate what turned out to be the game-winner. LDMF bats fell silent, with everyone too tired to run the bases after the last game’s batting practice.

 

Inmates remain relatively hot.

 

The HEAD INMATE