Friday, July 27, 2012

PETITION INITIATIVE

PETITION INITIATIVE:
The DiamondVision are starting a petition for other owners to sign that will instruct the commissioner to insert the following language into our constitution:
“Whereas the Rhino defense is comprised of ridiculously talented players who cannot ever allow a hit or error of any kind; let it be resolved that the Strat-O-Matic defensive chart currently known as the “X-chance” be renamed the “No Chance” chart – and to whit- any roll during a game indicating a “No Chance” for a Rhino infielder, be ignored and replaced with a 6-4-3 double play. If no runners are on base, the on deck batter will be assumed ‘out’ as well. Further resolved that if 2 outs exist when the “No Chance” chart is referenced, the double play reading stands and the current offensive team will begin their half of the next inning with 1 out. In the case of a “No Chance” outfielder reading, the chart is ignored, the batter will be out and any runners on base must go BACK one base. If no runners are on base, the on deck batter must go back to the dugout and be replaced by a batter of the Rhino management’s choosing.”

1 comment:

Patrick Shannon said...

Pigman signature is on the list.