Inmates 3, Goofs 2

(all games at the Baptist Bowl)

INMATES 2 – GOOFS 1: Nobody hit in this game. Joyce broke up Norris’s no-hitter in the 7^th with a solo tater. Cargo hit a jack for the LDMF.

GOOFS 9 – LDMF 3: Inmates manager Mike Schmidt told LDMF pitchers to throw stikes, and they proved to be eminently coachable, as they K’d 15 Goofs. Unfortunately, finding the K-zone also meant that BP was only a prelude of the shit to come. Jaso (2xs), Joyce, and Ramirez played Babe-fucking-Ruth and it got ugly after that.

GOOFS 8 – LDMF 2: The bombardment continued as the Goofs led 4-0 before the LDMF even got to bat. Billingsley took the reaming, allowing 10 hits in 4 innings as Inmate pitchers continued to find the strike zone. Goofs end up with 18 hits and show signs of fatigue from running around the bases.

INMATES 5 – GOOFS 2: Lohse implodes in the 3^rd, allowing three runs and five hits while the Inmate staff quits throwing strikes (walking 6). Inmates win! Inmates win! Inmates win!

INMATES 6 – GOOFS 3: Beltre goes 4-4 with two homers, including a 1^st-inning grand slam. Chacin and two relievers don’t suck too bad.

The HEAD INMATE