Inmates 8, Mavs 6

The MavMan made the arduous trek to Waco on Saturday for the annual Inmate-Mav showdown, only to lose 8 of 14 to the Inmates.

INMATES 6 – MAVS 5 (Baptist Bowl): A close game ends in the bottom of the 9^th when Espinosa hits a lead-off walk-off homer.

INMATES 4 – MAVS 3 (Baptist Bowl): Another see-saw affair. Cargo hits a two-run tater in the 7^th for the margin of victory.

MAVS 3 – INMATES 2 (Baptist Bowl): Notice the trend of diminishing offense…5 Mav pitchers toss a 5-hitter at the LDMF.

MAVS 2 – LDMF 0 (MavDome): Beachy and Bastard-O toss a two-hitter, but the Mav strategy of using 5 pitchers works again as they throw a 4-hit shutout.

MAVS 5 – INMATES 4 (MAV Stadium): Another close game, but once again the Mavs prevail.

MAVS 7 – INMATES 6 (Mav-ville): Inmates score four in the 9^th to lose another one-run game.

INMATES 9 – MAVS 3 (Baptist Bowl): The first un-close game. Jones hits two jacks for the Inmates. Both teams get 10 hits. The Mavs score 3 in the 9^th to avoid the ignominy of being shutout by the Inmate staff.

MAVS 3 – LDMF 1 (Baptist Bowl): All of the runs score on taters this game. Neither team can score much, but the LDMF manage only 3 hits off of four Mav pitchers.

INMATES 4 – MAVS 3 (Baptist Bowl): The second game in which the Inmates win via a lead-off walk-off homer in the bottom of the 9^th, this one by Beltre.

LDMF 3 – MAVS 2 (Baptist Bowl): Another see-saw affair. Howard hits a two-run tater in the 6^th for the margin of victory (are we seeing a pattern here?). A total of 7 hits between the two teams in this game.

LDMF 3 – FDMF (Flaccid Dick Mother Fuckers) 2 (MAVDome): Mav ownership considering ritual disembowelment after the fifth consecutive game of scoring 3 runs or less against the Inmate Arson Squad. Inmate ownership is used to this kind of shit, as the LDMF has averaged less than three runs per game over the last four. What they CAN’T get used to is winning with this kind of lack of offense.

FDMF 3 – LDMF 0 (Mavville): The mass impotence continues as 4 Mav hurlers stop (?) the LDMF cold with the second shutout of the day.

LDMF 3 - FDMF 1 (MAV Stadium): The lack of offensive prowess is underwhelming. The interesting thing is how close all but one of the games have been.

INMATES 11 – FDMF 3 (Somewhere in Dallas Dome): No one knows what in hell happened here. Another ho-hum offensive contest stood at 1-1 after 5 innings, when an unknown team of real major league hitters show up in the guise of Inmates. After the barrage, the Inmates had 11 runs on 14 hits. The NDMF continued their trend of scoring three or less for the 8^th straight time.

The HEAD INMATE