Killer Bees 3, Inmates 2

(all games at Baptist Bowl vs CM)

BEES 8 – INMATES 3: A tight game becomes a laugher after BASTARD-O enters in relief and gives up moon shots to Beltran and Santana. All 91 Inmate fans shit themselves in disgust.

INMATES 6 – BEES 5: Verlander has two bad innings and allows taters to Jones and Cargo. Bees rally for 3 in 9^th but it’s not enough. Santana continues to “sting” LDMF pitching with a triple and goes 2-4.

INMATES 5 – BEES 4: An extra-base hit festival as 10 of the 16 hits in the game are doubles or homers. Santana continues at a blistering pace with another homer, but the Inmates have Altuve, Beltre, and Wells all leave the yard. Once again the Bees rally in the 9^th but come up short.

BEES 7 – LDMF 0: Verlander Ks 12 and tosses the CG shutout. Floyd gives up HRs to Castro (?), Fielder, and Santana (who else?) before being allowed to head to the clubhouse to bang his head on the wall.

BEES 11 – INMATES 5: Rios hits a 2-run blast in the 2^nd to cap off a three-run inning for a 3-0 lead, and then the Bees got out the lumber scoring seven in the 7^th and four more in the 9^th. LDMF scored two in the last of the 9^th to make it look closer than it really was.

The HEAD INMATE