Warpigs vs Inmates

Pigs 5, Inmates 5

Game 1 - Warpigs 8, Inmates 7 (10 innings): Delmon Young went 3 for 5 with 3 RBI, but it was a home run in the 10th inning by Miguel Olivo that won the game for the Pigs. Benjie Molina was 3 for 5 with 4 RBI for the Inmates.

Game 2 - Inmates 6, Warpigs 2: Gavin Floyd went the distance for the win. The Pigs made 4 errors.

Game 3 - Inmates 5, Warpigs 2: Floyd wins again, allowing only a 9th-inning 2-run homer to Albert Pujols.

Game 4 - Warpigs 12, Inmates 3: After a 3-spot in the 2nd, the Warpigs score 9 in the 3rd - all after there were 2 outs. Josh Beckett went 9 for the win.

Game 5 - Warpigs 7, Inmates 6: A 3-run homer by Pujols put the game out of reach. Rich Harden got the win.

Game 6 - Warpigs 8, Inmates 5: The Pigs finally got to Floyd for the win. Carlos Gonzalez went 4 for 4 in defeat.

Game 7 - Inmates 6, Warpigs 4: The Inmates scored 5 in the 3rd against Mike Pelfrey, then held on.

Game 8 - Inmates 10, Warpigs 3: Carlos Gonzalez hit 2 of the 4 Inmate homers, and the Inmates trounced John Lackey.

Game 9 - Inmates 8, Warpigs 6: Beware the 3rd inning! This time the Inmates score 7 in the inning, including a grand slam by Jake Fox.

Game 10 - Warpigs 7, Inmates 1: Ross Ohlendorf gets his second straight complete game win over the Inmates, and Pujols hits another 3-run homer.

From The HEAD INMATE...

Inmates and Warpigs split ten of the ugliest games in recent memory:

WARPIGS 8 – INMATES 7 (10) [Baptist Bowl]: Three Inmate errors in the 1^st inning allow four unearned runs to score. Inmates score unearned run in 9^th to tie game and bring on closer Guzman to pitch 10^th. M. Olivo hit first pitch @26 miles and Inmates can’t score in bottom of 10^th.

INMATES 6 – WARPIGS 2 [Baptist Bowl]: Pigs return the 3-error inning favor, and Floyd pitches a strong complete game victory.

INMATES 5 – WARPIGS 2 [BallPork]: Floyd again pitches well, allowing only a two-run tater to Pujols (who homered for the second straight game).

WARPIGS 12 - INMATES 3 [BallPork]: Pigs score 9 in the 3^nd off of Sucktana and Perez, Pooholes homers again, and the Inmates suck.

WARPIGS 7 – INMATES 6 [Baptist Bowl]: You-know-who jacks another, and all the Inmates could do was get close.

WARPIGS 8 – INMATES 5 [Baptist Bowl]: Pigs finally solve Floyd, scoring 5 in the 1^st. Ohlendork pitches complete game.

INMATES 6 – WARPIGS 4 [Baptist Bowl]: Big innings rule the day (pardon the pun) as Beakless Chicken Gang score 5 in the 3^rd and Porcine Pack answer with 4 in the 4^th. Diaz pinch tater for Inmates in 8^th ices the game.

INMATES 10 – WARPIGS 3 [BallPork]: 6-run Inmates 4^th, highlighted by Gonzalez and Howard 2-run jacks help blow out the Porkers.

INMATES 8 – WARPIGS 6 [BallPork]: Inmates score 7 in the 3^rd and hang on for victory despite you-know-who’s three hits.

WARPIGS 7 – INMATES 1 [BallPork]: Ohlendork once again owns the Inmates. Shitstain hits his 935^th homer of the series, and Howard taters to help Inmates avoid ignominious shutout.

Interesting note: Both Pig and Inmate management agree that 2e14 is the worst fielding rating for a shortstop, as evidenced by S. Drew’s piss-poor little league performance.

The HEAD INMATE