Saturday, July 03, 2010

Inmates vs DVs

DVs 4, Inmates 1

From The HEAD INMATE...

Inmates continue down the path of vociferous and profuse inhalation:

DVs 3 – INMATES 1 [Hell]: Inmates get three hits in the first but can’t score, while Vazquez and Zavada combine to four-hit the DVs. Inmates still lose.

DVs 12 – INMATES 4 [Hell]: Santana allows seven runs in 1 2/3 innings while Halladay shuts down the Beakless Chicken Gang.

INMATES 10 – DVs 7 [Hell]: Howard and A. Jones both homer twice while the Inmate Arson Squad holds on for a rare win.

DVs 8 – INMATES 5 [Baptist Bowl]: Inmates forge ahead 5-4 in the 6th, only to have the Immolation Crew allow four DV runs on five hits in the seventh before two were out. Electrolux becomes Inmate team radio broadcast sponsor.

DVs 5 – INMATES 4 (12) [Baptist Bowl]: Inmates head into 9th holding 4-2 lead with closer Guzman on the hill. Yep, the Flames of Shit arose. DVs score twice to send the game into extra innings. Inmates had two doubles and a single in the first, but could only manage one run, and were held hitless after the sixth.

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