Inmates vs Drillers

Inmates 5, Drillers 3

From The HEAD INMATE...

HAL rolled the last eight between the Drillers and the Inmates. Here are results:

INMATES 4 – DRILLERS 3 [Baptist Bowl]: All of the Driller offense came on a 3-run Johnson spud in the 3^rd. Anderson scatters 5 hits through seven; Howard doubles home the game-winner in the 7^th.

INMATES 9 – DRILLERS 8 (13) [Baptist Bowl]: Marathon attended by 95 faithful Beak-heads at the Baptist Bowl. Inmates pull it out in the 13^th when Chipper Jones singled, Pennington pinch-ran and stole 2^nd, and Molina singled him home.

INMATES 3 – DRILLERS 2 [Baptist Bowl]: Howard hit a 3-run homer in the 1^st and Santana pitched a 2-hitter. Haren was good for the Drillers, allowing only three singles after the first inning.

INMATES 8 – DRILLERS 7 [Drillerville]: Dukes hits a 2-run tater, then tries to make up for it by committing a 2-base AND a 3-base error in the same inning. Inmate bullpen pitched well after Brian “The Self-Immolator” Fuentes tried to give the game away.

INMATES 6 – DRILLERS 1 [Drillerville]: Dunn hits two homers and Vazquez pitches well.

DRILLERS 5 – INMATES 3 [Baptist Bowl]: The Inmates suddenly remember who they are. Dunn hits another tater, but Lincecum K’s 11. Kelly “Babe” Shoppach homers for the Drillers in what was to become the norm for the rest of the series.

SHOPPACH 5 – INMATES 4 [Baptist Bowl]: Shoppach hits two homers and drives in all the Driller runs. Lincecum wins again, and the Beakless Chicken Gang can’t quite catch up.

DRILLERS 2 – INMATES 1 [Baptist Bowl]: Pitcher’s duel between Floyd and Rzepcghiu Rzpgauyrtb Rzpciasx , fuck, forget it. Inmates only get three hits because they can’t even pronounce this bastard’s name.

(Editor's note: While I appreciate The HEAD INMATE adding the home park on each game report, I am having trouble understanding why the Drillers had to play SIX games at the Baptist Bowl. Could it possibly have something to do with turf damage at Driller Park due to the recent TwilightPalooza?)