Inmates 3, Mavs 2

All games at the Baptist Bowl via HAL and CM.

 

MAVS 2 – INMATES 0: A Bryce Harper solo HR in the 2^nd was all the Mav pitching staff needed to shut down the LDMF. Norris wasted a decent start as the Dickless Chicken Gang managed only three hits.

 

INMATES 5 – MAVS 4 (10 innings): Gallardo went the distance in a great performance for the Mavs because HAL forgot how to find the Mav bullpen. A seesaw battle, with Martinez’s three-run tater in the last of the 5^th propelling (?!) the game into extra innings. Marte’s lead-off blast in the 10^th won it for the Inmates.

 

OZUNA 3 – INMATES 0: Ex-Inmate Ozuna drove in all three Mav runs with a two-run spud and a SAC fly to ruin another decent start by an Inmate pitcher (Quintana). The highlight of the game for the LDMF was a light bulb in the second deck women’s restroom burning out.

 

INMATES 6 – MAVS 2: Reddick hit two HRs and Martinez added a two-run shot of his own in a game the Mavs were never really in. Salazar tossed a CG for the victory.

 

INMATES 4 – MAVS 3: The series’ prophylactic match saw solo taters by Upton, Davis, Rizzo, and Escobar, but the game winning hit was a double by Vargas in the 6^th. 158 stalwart Inmate fans braved the threat of mediocrity to see the Inmates win.

 

The HEAD INMATE