Inmates 6, Rhinos 3, Drillers 3

All games via dice and cards at WTF (thanks, Derek!) ---

 

INMATES 4 – RHINOS 3

 

Inmates 8 – Rhinos 2 (on the Rhino preserve): Garden-variety blow-out. Norris picks up a three-inning save for the Inmates, who manage 14 hits.

 

Rhinos 6 – Inmates 5 (12 innings, on the Rhino preserve): Cargo hit a 3-run homer with 2 outs in the 9^th to tie the game. Both teams scored once in the 10^th, then Grilli came on to implode, allowing the winning run to score for the Baggy-Skinned Gang with 2 outs in the 12^th.

 

Rhinos 11 – Inmates 3 (on the Rhino preserve): Garden-variety blow-out, Chapter 2. A reverse of game #1.

 

Inmates 5 – Rhinos 4 (12 innings, at the Baptist Bowl): In game #1 of a double-header the Rhinos scored 3 in the top of the 9^th to take a 4-3 lead. In the bottom of the inning Segura tatered with one out to send the game into overtime. Beltre’s bases-loaded single with nobody out in the 12^th was the game-winner.

 

Inmates 4 – Rhinos 3 (10 innings, at the Baptist Bowl): An Eric Sogard one-out single in the last of the 9^th tied the game, sending game #2 of the double-header into extra innings. Adam Jones hit a walk-off HR with 2 outs in the bottom of the 10^th for the Inmate win.

 

Inmates 23 – Rhinos 1 (!!!!, at the Baptist Bowl): Holy Shit, Batman! The Inmates scored in every inning save the 3^rd, racking up 24 hits, stealing four bases, walking seven times, and getting HBP once. Norris got another 3-inning save (!?!). The Inmates empty the bench in an effort to stem the tide and save ABs, but Cole and Axford had other ideas. An ugly game of the umpteenth degree.

 

Rhinos 6 – Inmates 5 (12 innings, at the Baptist Bowl): The fourth extra-inning game of the seven game set. In the top of the 9^th the Rhinos scored twice to take a 5-4 lead, only to have Drew score for the Inmates in the last of the 9^th on a Rizzo groundout to tie things up. Furbush blew the game (and himself) in the 12^th to avoid an Inmate win.

 

DRILLERS 3 – INMATES 2

 

Drillers 2 – Inmates 1 (Drillerville): Mike “Sandy Koufax” Minor shows his ineffective side, allowing the Inmates a run in the 1^st. A pitcher’s duel ensues, only to have Pierzynski allow a passed-fucking-ball in the bottom of the 9^th for the Driller victory.

 

Inmates 7 – Drillers 2 (Drillerville): Stults shut down the Drillers after a rough 1^st inning. Nolasco got roughed up for the loss.

 

Inmates 5 – Drillers 4 (Baptist Bowl): Another see-saw game for the Inmates, ended when Cargo doubled in the last of the 9^th to score Beltre with one out. Nathan choked for the Drillers.

 

Drillers 10 – Inmates 4 (Baptist Bowl): Jones and Rizzo homered for the Beakless Chicken Gang, but Chacin gave it up like he was a $10 whore (13 hits/3 walks/8 runs in 5 IP). Cobb tossed a CG for the Drillers.

 

Drillers 5 – Inmates 0 (Baptist Bowl): Minor once again handcuffs the LDMF, tossing a 3-hit CG. ‘Nuff said.