Inmates at DVs

DVs 3, Inmates 0

All played in DVville (read: FuckMe Stadium).

DVs 4 – LDMF 3 (10): Good well-played game until the 10^th, when normal LDMF curse takes over. Pena hits HR in 10^th the give LDMF the lead, but Helton HRs (on a 1-4/fly), then Perez implodes for the DV win. LDMF now 1-12 in extra innings.

DVs 9 – LDMF 3: Ramirez hits two 3-run HRs before the LDMF can find the dugout. Beltre hits “clutch” 3-run tater in 9^th to keep LDMF from being shut out.

DVs 8 – LDMF 0: Ramirez homers again, Helton HRs on another 1-4/fly, and fuck shit fuck fuck shit!^&$#&@*(&!^*@#@!

The HEAD LDMF