Monday, June 25, 2012

Buckeyes 4, DVs 1

Buckeyes take 4 of 5 from the DVs in a surprisingly uneventful netplay session.
Game 1 – The only game the DVs win 4-2 and its all downhill from here
2 – Hamels has a no hitter broken up (finally) by McCann in the 8th with a solo home run. DVs tack on 2 more solo homers in order to lose 4 to 3
3 – Bucks crush Weaver early on Independence Day and roll up a 6-3 win
4 – DVs lead 6 to 1 only to watch the Buckeyes score 10 straight to win 11-6.
5 – DVs easily handle Ogando with a 6-3 triumph.

Warpigs 3, Nads 2

Games played at the BallPork.

Gm 1 - Nads win 8-2. Fister gets the win. Hellickson gets pounded early; Hammel gets pounded late.

Gm 2 - Pigs win 3-2. Freddie Freeman gets a 2-out, bottom of the 9th rbi single to give Jake Westbrook a complete game win over C.J. Wilson.

Gm 3 - Pigs win 6-1. Hanley Ramirez went 3-3 with a homer; Geovanny Soto went 3-4 with 2 homers. Westbrook beats C.J. again.

Gm 4 - Nads win 3-2. In the bottom of the 6th in a 2-2 game, the Pigs loaded the bases with nobody out. Josh Thole came on to pinch hit against Cordero. He hit into a 3-2-3 double play. We didn't score. Josh Willingham homered to lead off the 8th for the winning run. It's just as well... I was feeling a bit guilty about the start of this game. We started with a double and a walk, then Ackley rolled lineout max, for what I thought would be a triple play. Hal felt differently, and it was only a double play. Freddie Freeman hit the next pitch for a 2-run homer.

Gm 5 - Pigs win 5-0. Eric Bedard with the complete game 4-hit shutout, striking out 11. The game was 1-0 in the 7th when Freeman singled home Ackley to make it 2-0. After 2 outs, the Nads intentionally walked Delmon Young in the clutch, and David Freese pinch hit a 3-run homer.

Killer Bees 4, Warpigs 1

Bees 4, Pigs 1. Sorry I am not that great at summaries, but Zimmeran went 12 1/3 in one of the games and lost on a walk-off HR. Lots of close games. Pigs suck...wish I could have beat your ass face to face:) I'm spending too much time dreaming about naked grown men. Is that weird? Beeboy.

Nads 4, Warpigs 1

Gm 1 - Adrian Gonzalez had 2 base hits and 3 RBI as the NADS beat the WARPIGS 13 to 7.
  
Gm 2- Adrian Gonzalez slammed a homerun and had 2 RBI as the sizzling NADS topped the WARPIGS by a score of 5 to 3
  
Gm 3 - Stephen Drew had 3 base hits and Jeremy Hellickson allowed manager to rest his bullpen, tossing a complete game as the WARPIGS beat the DAVE NADS 6 to 4.
Gm 4 - Dan Uggla cracked a homer and had 5 RBI and C.J. Wilson tossed a complete game As the NADS beat the WARPIGS by the score of 16 to 10
  
Gm 5 - Erick Aybar lofted one into the 'cheap seats' and had 4 RBI as the NADS beat the WARPIGS 5 to 3.

Nads 5, Sidewinders 0

NADS sweep the Snakes 5-0 by out scoring the Snakes 30-15 – Snakes make 8 errors in 5 games
GM 1 - In a close game the NADS ended a long winless drought and got by the SIDEWINDERS by the score of 5 to 3.
Gm 2 - Adrian Gonzalez had 2 base hits and 2 RBI as the NADS defeated the SIDEWINDERS by a score of 5 to 4
GM 3 - Doug Fister mowed down 10 Sidewinder batters as the NADS defeated the SIDEWINDERS by a score of 6 to 4 
Gm 4 - Danny Valencia hit 2 doubles and had 4 RBI as the NADS defeated the SIDEWINDERS by the score of 11 to 2
Gm 5 - Second baseman Jemile Weeks had 2 base hits as the NADS beat the SIDEWINDERS in 13 innings 3 to 2.

Goofs 3, Nads 2

Gm 1 – Goofs win a great pitcher's duel.  Carlos Villanueva(1-0) finally bested his NAD opposite, C.J. Wilson(6-5), by the score of 2 to 1.
  
GM 2 - In a game for the baseball purist, Shaun Marcumand Kyle Lohse
squared off in a tense pitching duel, NADS finally emerged victorious
over SUPER GOOFS, 3 to 0.
  
Gm 3 - Brandon Phillips had 2 base hits as the SUPER GOOFS topped the 
NADS by a score of 5 to 1 at Kauffman Stadium.
  
Gm 4 - Marlon Byrd had 4 hits and 2 RBI at Kauffman Stadium where the SUPER GOOFS beat the NADS 7 to 2.
  
Gm 5 - Guillermo Moscoso whitewashed on 2 hits at Kauffman Stadium as the
DAVE NADS beat the SUPER GOOFS by the count of 5 to 0.

Buckeyes 4, Nads 3

Gm 1 - Freddy Sanchez blasted 2 homeruns and had 3 RBI as the Buckeyes
outscored the NADS 9 to 4.
Gm 2 -The NADS bested the Buckeyes by a 5 to 1 score at Kauffman
Stadium. The win was credited to Doug Fister(5-4) who went 5 and 1/3 innings allowing 1 run. Fister got help from Francisco Cordero who was credited with his 3rd save.  R.A. Dickey(1-1) was tagged with the loss.
Gm 3 - Cole Hamels dominated striking out 10 NAD batters as the Buckeyes topped the NADS in 12 innings by a score of 8 to 6. Both teams were tied at 5 runs apiece after nine innings.  Buckeyes ended up winning it in the 12th inning.
  
Gm 4 -the Buckeyes outscored the NADS 4 to 1. Philip Humber(4-0) went 5 innings allowing 1 run for the victory. Eduardo Sanchez was credited with his 1st save.  Josh Collmenter took the loss. He gave up 6 hits and no walks in 5 and 1/3 innings.
  
Gm 5 - Doug Fister went 6 strong innings as the NADS defeated the Buckeyes by the score of 3 to 1. DAVE out-hit GLENN for the game, 9 hits to 4
  
Gm 6 - The Buckeyes won by the slimmest of margins, 4 to 3. The winning pitcher was Philip Humber(5-0) who allowed 3 runs in 6 innings.
Joe Smith recorded the save, his 1st.  C.J. Wilson(6-4) was the loser.
  
Gm 7 - Josh Willingham had 2 base hits and 2 RBI at Kauffman Stadium as the NADS
beat the Buckeyes 6 to 1.

Inmates 2, Buckeyes 2

Inmates beat Carpenter twice, but the LDMF show up for two games…
INMATES 6 – BUCKEYES 5 (Buckeye Dome): Howard, Espinosa, and Suzuki tater for the Inmates, but the Shriveled Testicle Gang hang tough. Ziegler gets tough save in the 9th.
BUCKEYES 3 – LDMF 0 (Baptist Bowl): Humber and Smith toss a 4-hitter. ‘Nuf said.
BUCKEYES 9 – INMATES 5 (BAPTIST BOWL): Beachy walks 6 and allows 8 hits in 4.1; the Buckeyes pound out 16 hits. Cargo and Jones homer for the Inmates, but you can’t save suck.
INMATES 5 – BUCKEYES 4 (Baptist Bowl): One of the ugliest games in a long time. Chacin only allows 3 hits in 6 IP but walks 7 to allow Buckeyes to stay close. Howard hits a 2-run sacfly/error in the first. Inmates hang on for the W.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Fungoes 3, Killer Bees 2

Here are the results from the five played today at WTF. Fungoes won 3 of 5.
May 25 at WTF:
Killer Bees unload on Porcello scoring 4 in the first and 3 more in the second. Verlander cruises to an easy victory striking out tem Fungoes as the Bees win it 8-5. Michael Bourn collects three hits while Carlos Beltran homers and drives in four. Prince Fielder also goes yard for the Bees!
May 26 at WTF:
Fungoes beat up on Cliff Lee and David Price picks up the win as the Fungoes win it 7-3. Hosmer goes four for four with two RBIs for the Fungoes while Rickie Weeks hits a three run blast in the ninth to account for all of Bees runs!
August 19 at WTF:
This marathon 18 inning affair is finally ends when Napoli hits the walkoff Homerun with Berkman on base for the 8-6 Fungo win! Gardner for the Fungoes and Santana for the Bees both collect one hit in nine at bats! The win goes to Glen Perkins for the Fungoes while Rafael Bentancourt takes the tough 4 inning loss for the Bees! Fungoes used 8 pitchers and scattered 19 hits!
August 20 at WTF:
Brett Myers outlasts Ian Kennedy as the Fungoes win 8-5. Bees make it interesting in the ninth scoring 2 but Papelbon comes in to nail down his 19th save. It was a good day for the Fungi thanks to Lance Berkman. He doubled in the 1st inning, laced a base-knock in the 3rd inning and lost the ball over the fence for three runs in the 7th inning.
August 21 at WTF:
Bees beat up on Kershaw scoring 2 in the second inning and 3 in the third inning winning easily 10-3. Johnny Cueto picks up the win for the Bees. Farnsworth gets the three inning save.

Fungoes 4, Sidewinders 1

Here are results from five played today at WTF Firehouse #5:
April 14 at WTF:
Snakes score 4 in the first and 3 in the sixth and cruise to a 7-3 win. Brandon Morrow picks up the win while Craig Kimbrel nails down the one out save for the Snakeman. Derek Holland takes the loss for the Fungoes! Lonnie Chisenhall hits a two-run Homer in the 7th for the Sidewinders.
April 15 at WTF:
Lincecum and Kershaw take shutouts into the 7th! Fungoes score four in the bottom of the 7th and add two more in the 8th for the 6-0 win. Kershaw picks up the win and the combined shutout with help from Frieri, Perkins and Papelbon. Cuddyer hits a two-run Homer and Span plates two with a triple!
July 10 at WTF:
Fungoes win 6-4 with Kershaw claiming the win, while Umbaldo Jiminez goes the distance picking up the loss for the Snakes. Sizemore, Hosmer and Bloomquist all homer for the Fungi while Smoak goes yard for the Snakes!
July 11 at WTF:
Fungoes score early and often building a 5-0 lead by the end of the third. Snakes cut the lead to 5-3 in the sixth but Fungoes answer with a run in the seventh and two more in the eighth to win it 8-3. Price gets the complete game win while Pineda is tagged with the loss. Berkman and Hosmer homer for the Fungoes.
July 12 at WTF:
Fungoes get to Brandon Morrow early scoring 3 in the first and then cruise to an 8-2 win. Holland gets the win for the Fungoes. Salvador Perez and Nelson Cruz homer for the Fungoes.

Warpigs 4, Zaps 1

Not that I'm TRYING to lose games, but I certainly wouldn't have objected... so of course, we beat a better team. This is a weird game.

Games were played with a CM at the BallPork.

Gm 1 - Zaps win 11-7. This is pretty much what I expected every game. The Zaps hit 5 homers and then withstood a Pig comeback attempt.

Gm 2 - Pigs win 7-4. Zaps led 3-2 into the bottom of the 8th, but Hal replaced Greinke with Downs and the Pigs lit him up with 3 straight hits, ending with a 2-run homer by J.D. Martinez. Capuano replaced Downs and he allowed three singles. O'Flaherty became the third straight lefty reliever of the inning, and Cameron Maybin doubled off of him to cap the 5-run inning.

Gm 3 - Pigs win 7-5. Lucas Duda, who hit .444 for the series and drove in 8, hit a 9th inning 3-run homer to make it close, but a tired Melancon stayed in to get McCutchen and end the game.

Gm 4 - Pigs win 6-1. Edinson Volquez is on a bit of a roll. He throws a complete game 3-hitter against this murder's row of hitters AND DOESN'T EVEN WALK ANYONE! Coming in, he had walked 37 in 48 innings. Too weird.

Gm 5 - Pigs win 3-0. The Pigs started the game with 3 straight doubles, all off of the pitcher's card. But the star of the game was Jeremy Hellickson, who tossed a 3-hit shutout.
 

Killer Bees 3, Warpigs 2

Games played by CM at the BallPork.

Gm 1 - Pigs win 3-1. Jeremy Hellickson outdueled Cliff Lee.

Gm 2 - Bees win 4-2 in 10 innings. Ian Kennedy went 9. He started the 10th but gave up a leadoff double to Dustin Ackley and was relieved by J.J. Putz, who got the save.

Gm 3 - Bees win 11-3. Johnny Cueto gave up two late homers, but otherwise was outstanding in the win. Rickie Weeks and Prince Fielder each knocked in 3 runs.

Gm 4 - Bees win 5-2. Justin Verlander over Hellickson.

Gm 5 - Pigs win 5-4. Lee was coasting with a shutout entering the 6th, but the Pigs started the inning HR, walk, single, RBI single, 3-run HR... and the Pigs had a Tweener split.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Warpigs 4, Sidewinders 1

In what qualifies as probably my favorite regular season series ever, the Pigs took 4 out of 5 from the Snakes. This series featured two very bad teams, but that's usually a necessary component for fun.

Gm 1 @ The Snake Pit - Warpigs win 7-3. Edinson Volquez throws his first complete game of the year in the win, striking out 14. The Pig batters pounded Jon Lester and company for 13 hits. Daniel Stubbs and Gordon Beckham homered for the Snakes.

Gm 2 @ The Snake Pit - Sidewinders win 10-2. Volquez gets the Snakes out with ease in game 1, but Jeremy Hellickson gets clobbered. Go figure. Michael Pineda went 7 innings for the win. David Wright hit a grand slam.

Gm 3 @ The BallPork - Warpigs win 9-3. Erik Bedard allowed only 4 hits over 8 innings to get the win, but the key stat of the game: the Pigs stole TEN bases. Thanks to the holds of Ubaldo Jimenez and Carlos Marmol, seven different Pigs stole bases, but the last one was the best. After Geovanny Soto walked in the 8th, Stephen Drew came off the bench specifically to try for steal #10. The Snakes, sensing the strategy, changed pitchers. Neftali Feliz came in to make the hold -7. Drew is only a *15 anyway (and has a pickoff at 9!), but we had to try. Drew got the lead and took off. It was only 1-8, but he got the 7 for the tenth steal of the game. It also drew this response from the Snakeman: "Fucker."

Gm 4 @ The BallPork - Warpigs win 7-6. The game started with Dee Gordon singling, stealing 2nd, stealing 3rd, and then being doubled off when Colby Rasmus lined out to 2nd. It was that kind of day for the Snakes. The much-maligned Edinson Volquez was tooling along with a 1-0 lead when he was taken out in the 6th. The Snakes were so happy to see the Pig pen, that they erupted for 6 runs in the top of the 7th. The Pigs immediately went into "at bat saving" mode. Geovanny Soto was called on in the 8th to do just that, and he took advantage of it by slapping an rbi double. Brandon Crawford of all people, active only because it was a September game, singled him home. Chris Sale was then brought on to put out the small fire but only made it bigger when pinch hitter J.D. Martinez blasted a 2-run homer. With the score now 6-5, Craig Kimbrel came on for what would have to be a 5-out save, but he was greeted by a pinch hit double by John Mayberry and a game-tying double by Jeff Francoeur. With two outs, David Freese singled in Francoeur with the go-ahead run. Marc Rzepczynski muddled thru the top of the 9th for the save.

Gm 5 @ The BallPork - Warpigs win 2-1. Brandon Morrow and Jeremy Hellickson faced off in a game that featured an ALL LEFTY LINEUP by the Snakes vs an ALL RIGHTY LINEUP for the Pigs. With those lineups, it was no surprise that the game came down to Vinnie Pestano (9R) vs Rzepczynski (6L). But the fun of it all was in the bottom of the 9th. Adam Dunn, another September call up, doubled off of Pestano (missing the 1-18 triple). A ground out moved pinch runner Mike Leake to 3rd. Then the Pigs brought in Jordan Zimmermann to pinch-bunt. With Omar Infante, another A bunter, on deck, the Snakeman took a long time to deliberate before deciding to bring in Craig Kimbrel and intentionally walk both of the A bunters to pitch to Brett Lawrie. But the Pigs had another plan in mind, and pinch hit for Lawrie with Jake Westbrook, yet another A bunter. This led to...
SNAKEMAN: You sir, are an asshole.
PIGMAN: Oh, like I haven't heard THAT before.
Westbrook attempted the suicide squeeze, but naturally, the bunt ended up being a force out at home. Freddie Freeman then promptly doubled singled to end the game.

Aside from the usual NetPlay problems, this was as fun a series as I have had in a long time.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Wahoos 3, Sidewinders 2

Wahoos take 3 of 5 at the ChurchLot
4/10 SSWs 5-Wahoos 2 Lincecum beats Buehrle, Kimbrel the save
4/11 WAHOOS 6/SSWS 5 in 12 innings
7/4 Jurrjens cruises and Wahoos win 9-2;Swisher and Tex homer.
7/5 Lester and Kimbrel beat Masterson 3-1
7/6 Wolf beats Pineda; SSWs were winning 1-0 until John Jayhit a 2 run HR in the 7th
Snakes are chasing the Blue Ticks.......

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Drillers 3, Killer Bees 2

Drillers take 3 of 5 at home vs Bees. We suck...and I thought I had a shot at the playoffs. I am not only getting fatter in my old age, but stupider too.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Stop me if you've heard this one...

Inmates pitcher Brandon Beachy is going to have reconstructive surgery on his right elbow Thursday and will miss the rest of the season.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Calico Joe

If you like baseball and like to read, give Calico Joe a shot. John Grisham's new book is a quick read and very entertaining.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

DVs 3, Tweeners 1

Behind a remarkable technological breakthrough, the DVs eke out a 1-1 series at home and then take 2 at the HooverDome. Instead of Netplay, the DVs and Tweeners stumbled upon the "LogMeIn" shared desktop application- allowing us to play as if we were sitting next to each other and playing the 'normal' game interface. Of course the normal "TIME!" exclamation was not available, so the standard protocol was for the hitting team to swing away - while hesitating for just a couple of seconds over the dice to allow the defending team the opportunity to wrest control of the mouse in potential crucial situations. It worked without interruption, and the in between game setup was remarkably easier as well. And though it didn't come into play in these 4 games, the EQA is also available if needed.
Game scores:
Game 1 - @DVs 2 Tweeners 0
Game 2 - Tweeners 6 @DVs 3
Game 3 - DVs 5 @Tweeners 3
Game 4 - DVs 6 @Tweeners 4 (notable in this game was the Tweeners brilliant 8th inning pinch hit of Alex Presley for Wil Venable, which was followed by a 3-8 roll which turned a HR/3B chance into a K with the go ahead runs on base. I guess the PC still does suck).

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Tweeners 3, Inmates 2

Tweeners win 3 of 5 to finish the season 7-3 vs. Inmates. In game 1 at the Baptist Bowl, Dan Hudson tossed a 5-hit shutout, The Kung Fu Panda homered, Tweeners won 2-0. Game 2, Tweeners blew a 3 run lead, Ryan Howard hit a walk-off, pinch-hit double off Darren Oliver in the 10th, Inmates win 4-3. In game 3 Jimmy Paredes had the walk-off hit in the bottom of the 9th, Inmates again win 4-3. To The Hooverdome for the final 2. James Loney had 3 RBIs as the Tweeners won Game 4 by a score of 5-3. In the finale the Inmates took a 5-0 lead, but the Tweeners pecked away and forced extra innings, and V-Mart hit a solo homer in the 12th for a 6-5 Tweener victory.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Warpigs 4, Sidewinders 1

Netplayed... or as we like to call it... Disconnect from Multiplayer and Reconnect.

Game 1 (at Snake Park) - Sidewinders win 4-1. Ubaldo Jimenez allowed only 3 hits over 8 innings. Stephen Drew homered for the only Pig run. Jhonny Peralta and Seth Smith both had big hits in a 3-run 8th. Craig Kimbrel earned the save. Jordan Zimmermann took the loss.

Game 2 (at Snake Park) - Warpigs win 6-5 in 10 innings. The Warpig 10th started with a walk to David Freese. Zimmermann pinch hit, and his sacrifice attempt turned into a single. The official HAL post game summary says, "Jordan Zimmermann came to the plate and ripped a one-base hit." Jake Westbrook followed with an actual pinch hit sacrifice bunt to move the runners to 2nd and 3rd. Cameron Maybin plated the go ahead run with a sacrifice fly. Mark Melancon came on for the save. Jim Thome homered twice for the Snakes. Drew hit his 2nd homer in as many games.

Game 3 (at Snake Park) - Warpigs win 2-0. Mike Minor and Marc Rzepczynski combined for the 5-hit shutout. The Pigs had only 4 hits themselves, but one of them was a 2-run homer by Freddie Freeman. John Danks took the loss.

Game 4 (at the BallPork) - Warpigs win 2-1. Zimmermann got the win. Rzepczynski got the save. Jake Peavy was the tough luck loser. Thome homered for the Snakes. The tying run scored when Maybin doubled in front of Seth Smith, who then drop-kicked the ball into the stands while Maybin raced around the bases with a little league home run.

Game 5 (at the BallPork) - Warpigs win 6-2. Peralta's double in the 7th tied the game, but Cameron Maybin threw out the potential go ahead run at home on the play. The Pigs took the momentum from that inning-ending assist and proceeded to score 4 runs in the bottom half of the inning.

In the last game, just as we had decided that 5 games of struggling with NetPlay was enough, we hit a snag. Peralta's double scored the tying run but ended the inning on a play at the plate. The Snakeman went to the pen to bring in Neftali Feliz to start the bottom of the 7th, but accidentally brought in Ubaldo. To fix the problem, I went with the Delete Last Play option. Big mistake. With NetPlay, you can't switch to manual entry to recreate the previous at bat. At first we just let Peralta hit again. He made an out, leaving the Snakes down 2-1. But that wasn't fair, so we deleted that play too. This time I just had Gee intentionally walk Peralta and the following batter to force in the tying run. The problem was, Colby Rasmus was having none of this "make an out" business and blasted a grand slam. Grrr. Delete Last Play. Finally, after the two IW's, Rasmus made an out and the world was semi-right again. On retrospect, the answer would be to go ahead and let Ubaldo pitch to a batter. Then pull him and just change the stats to make it seem as though Feliz faced that batter. NetPlay is frustrating in so many ways.

Killer Bees 3, Drillers 2

Bees take 3 of 5 at the Hive.

Warpigs 2, Wahoos 2

Dice games. All games played at The BallPork.

Game 1 - Warpigs win 3-1. Jordan Zimmermann gets the win. Mark Melancon earned the save. Geovanny Soto homered.

Game 2 - Warpigs win 7-1. Erik Bedard with the win. Melancon with another save. John Mayberry, Freddie Freeman, and JD Martinez all hit homers.

Game 3 - Wahoos win 8-7. The Wahoos scored in 5 different innings building up an 8-3 lead, and then survived three late homers by the Pigs for the win.

Game 4 - Wahoos win 5-3. The game was 0-0 in the 6th when Jimmy Rollins hit a 3-run homer off of Jeremy Hellickson. All three runs were unearned thanks to a 2-out error by Mike Moustakas.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Fungoes 5, Warpigs 5

Another great day of Strat, although without dice and cards this time. The games took place at WTF.

Game 1 (WTF Field) - Warpigs win 4-3. Despite walking 12 Fungo batters, the Pig pitchers did just enough to win the game. The Fungoes managed only 3 hits. Marc Rzepczynski got the win in relief. Dillon Gee went 2 innings for the save. Cameron Maybin hit a 2-run homer.

Game 2 (WTF Field) - Warpigs win 7-6 in 10 innings. Jeremy Hellickson took a no-hitter into the 6th inning, but Erik Hosmer hit a 3-run homer off of Gee in the 9th to cap a 5-run inning and tie the game. The Pigs scored in the top of the 10th on a hit by Maybin. Jeff Francoeur went 4-for-4.

Game 3 (WTF Field) - Warpigs win 6-0. Blake Beavan threw a complete game shutout, scattering 8 hits.

Game 4 (BallPork) - Warpigs win 6-5. Just like in his previous start, Hellickson take a big lead into the late innings only to end up with a no decision. The Fungoes scored 4 in the top of the 8th to tie the game, but John Mayberry knocked in the winning run in the bottom of the inning. Gee got another save.

Game 5 (BallPork) - Fungoes win 13-8. Jake Westbrook sucked early and often. Mike Napoli knocked in 3 runs. Brett Myers got the win.

Game 6 (BallPork) - Warpigs win 9-4. Hellickson went 6 for the win. Gee went 3 for the save.

Game 7 (BallPork) - Fungoes win 3-2 in 10 innings. Brett Gardner stole 3 bases, including a steal of home. Jonathan Papelbon threw 2 innings for the win.

Game 8 (BallPork) - Fungoes win 8-3. Ryan Zimmerman had 4 hits and Tim Stauffer went 6 innings to get the win.

Game 9 (WTF Field) - Fungoes win 7-3. In three starts, Volquez and Westbrook combined to strike out 4 batters while walking 19. David Price got the win; Papelbon the save. Orlando Hudson was 3-for-3.

Game 10 (WTF Field) - Fungoes win 6-1. Brett Myers threw a complete game 2-hitter.

Endurance Strat Record

For Strat-O-Matic duo, record was in cards

Gamers go 54 consecutive hours to set endurance mark

NEW YORK -- World records exist in all sports, even those of the armchair variety. Two dedicated fans of the venerable table-top game Strat-O-Matic Baseball made history on Saturday, passing through the 54-hour barrier to set a new world record for marathon gaming.
Brett Carow and Sam Hennemann, fans of Strat-O-Matic and friends from Minnesota, made the trip to New York City with the expressed purpose of breaking the endurance record set last summer. Foley's Pub & Restaurant served as host of the event, which started Thursday and ended Saturday.
Carow, crowned the Ultimate Strat-O-Matic Fanatic at last year's 50th anniversary celebration of the game's creation, may have been the ideal person to break the record. The 32-year-old has played more than 10,000 games in his life, but he'd never attempted a feat quite like this before.
Strat-O-Matic players Brett Carow, left, and Sam Hennemann set a world record for gaming endurance. (Spencer Fordin/MLB.com)
"Extremely exhausted," Carow said. "The low point for me was between 4 and 5 [a.m.]. We took an hour nap last night and that was the first time we slept. That was 40 hours in. That's been the struggle, fighting fatigue, fighting the need to do something else.
"But Strat-o-matic is a great game. We have new teams constantly. They're always changing. It's made it a lot easier than we thought it might be."
Carow and Hennemann played more than 100 games during their marathon gaming spree, and they were allowed five minutes of every hour to freshen up or take a break. Sometimes, they banked those five-minute increments and kept them for a longer break somewhere down the line.
But there were no showers, no change of clothes, no indulgences except for dice-rolling. Carow and Hennemann kept their limbs fresh by drinking Gatorade and eating bananas and Snickers bars, and they kept their minds right by engaging in a tournament involving some of the all-time best teams.
Over time, they found that they were engrossed as much as they were exhausted. Carow, who missed his prom after an all-night Strat-O-Matic binge and even played the game on his honeymoon, may not have been surprised by that development. For Hennemann, it was something new.
"It's more about communication and keeping each other involved," Carow said. "The beauty of it is that there really wasn't as much of a need for us to do that with each other. The game itself helped us stay involved.
"You always have a rotation of teams you're going through, and even though you've used those teams in the prior round, it's still something fresh every time you pick them up and put a new lineup together. Maybe you're facing a lefty this time, or the ballpark is different."
The previous record had been 53 hours and 59 minutes, and it had been fittingly set by a group of people playing "Last Night on Earth: The Zombie Game." Carow and Henneman briefly stopped to acknowledge breaking the record, but they planned on playing another six hours.
Hal Richman, who invented Strat-O-Matic Baseball as an 11-year-old and has turned it into an industry over the last five decades, said he never imagined this kind of achievement.
"This is 54 hours and it might go 60," Richman said. "We don't know. It's how long they can last. They've been through a couple tough moments, particularly [Friday] when they cramped up. But the bananas and the Gatorade worked. They snapped out of it. [Saturday] morning, they got up, they were tired, but they knew they had banked 46 hours in already. They knew they were in the home stretch."
The winner's circle finally appeared around 3 p.m. on Saturday, temporarily touching off a jubilant celebration at the front of Foley's and spilling out onto 33rd Street. But the two combatants -- president and vice president of a local league in Minnesota -- elected to sit right back down at the table.
"We're going to shoot for 60," Hennemann said. "We've got a tournament we still need to finish. We're in the American League Championship [Series]. We broke the 54 mark, but we've got two outs in the bottom of the ninth and a one-run lead right now in Game Two. It's a five-game series for the American League and we've got five more for the National League. And then a seven-game series for all of it."
Carow, 32 years old, said that the results had been fairly even over their two-plus days of gaming, and both players seemed genuinely interested in finding out which team would win their tournament. On top of it all, though, they had a new-found appreciation for the game and for their hobby.
Now -- for the time being, at least -- Carow and Hennemann are world record-holders.
"I never thought anything like this was possible," Carow said. "You start playing games as a kid, and if you like doing something, you do it. If you like collecting baseball cards, you do it. You don't ever think you're going to get rewarded for it, or get a chance to come to New York City and get publicity for it."
But what happens if someone breaks their record? Will Carow and Hennemann be back?
"I'm not going to do it again," Carow said. "We said that if we start out and something happens -- if we fall asleep or someone breaks a leg -- we gave it a shot. If we don't make it, that's it."

Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Mavs 3, DVs 2

The Mavs visited the DVs and brought their football pads and helmets as they put an old fashioned butt whipping in a series that the DVs were lucky to win the last 2.
The results:
Game 1- The Mavs Howie Kendrick kicks a late field goal and the DVs fall 6-5 as a final drive stalls at midfield as time expires.
Game 2 – The Mavs completely dominate with a 14-6 win behind 234 rushing yards by Billy Butler and Jake Arrieta’s passing attack of 320 yards and touchdown passes to Chris Young and Justin Upton.
Game 3 – Mavs score two early touchdowns behind Howie Kendrick’s rushing and Elvis Andrus tacks on both 2 point conversions in a 16-5 romp. The hapless DVs finally kick a late FG and then score the safety on the last play of the game as Matt Cain takes a knee in the end zone as a final embarrassment.
Game 4 – DVs finally slow down the Mavs as the teams match safeties to end regulation at 2. Ian Kinsler kicks a 43 yard field goal in overtime to pull out the 5-2 win.
Game 5 – DVs follow a similar pattern to game 4 and win 5-2 behind a long field goal by Curtis Granderson as regulation time expires.

Friday, June 01, 2012

Fungoes 11, FFTs 3

Fungoes sat down and played 14 vs FFTs tonight at Fire station #5.  Here are the results.

May 3:  FFTs 3 at Fungoes 1
May 4:  FFTs 3 at Fungoes 4
May 5:  FFTs 4 at Fungoes 7
June 22:  Fungoes 3 at FFTs 5
June 23:  Fungoes 6 at FFTs 2 (Ruiz lines into a game ending triple play)
June 24:  Fungoes 1 at FFTs 9
The first six games were hard fought with each team winning three.  They would be the last wins for the FFTs as the FFT wheels came completely off the wagon!

August 4:  FFTs 2 at Fungoes 3
August 5:  FFTs 2 at Fungoes 4
August 6:  FFTs 5 at Fungoes 7
August 7:  FFTs 5 at Fungoes 7
September 21:  Fungoes 7 at FFTs 1
September 22:  Fungoes 8 at FFTs 7 (after three innings FFTs enjoyed a 7-0 lead!
September 23:  Fungoes 6 at FFTs 2
September 24:  Fungoes 5 at FFTs 4

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Drillers 8, FFTs 6... Drillers 3, Goofs 2

Drillers go 8-6 with FFTs in the annual battle of Super HAL EQAs!
May 9th Kuroda out duels Shields in a 2-1 Driller loss that saw the Drillers roll 20s twice on single 1-18 chances with tying runners on third…
May 10th Lilly takes a beat down at the hands of Ellsbury and Longoria each having 3 hits. Drillers win 12-3. Baker gets a 3-inning save.
May 11th Where have you been Driller offense? Drillers pound out 18 hits in this 10-2 victory.
June 18th A bases loaded walk-off single from Abreu propels FFTs to the 4-3 victory.
June 19th Shields beats Lilly in a fairly decent pitcher’s duel. Drillers win 5-3.
June 20th Ellsbury shows up with a 4 4 3 6 line as he blasts 3 homeruns while Haren spins a complete game. Drillers win 10-2… again!
June 21st Santana gets rocked allowing 10 hits and 5 walks in 5 1/3. Drillers finish with 14 hits and a 9-2 victory.
July 31st David Murphy and Jay Bruce combine to go 7 for 7 while Vazquez goes 9. Drillers win 7-2.
August 1st FFTs got all they needed with a 5 run 5th fueled by a Pujols 3 run tater. FFTs win 5-2.
August 2nd HAL finally pulls Lilly after giving up 13 hits, 10 ER, and 3 walks in 4 1/3 innings. Drillers take this one 11-3. Encarnacion goes 4-5 raising his average to a robust .216
August 3rd Sanchez, Guerrier, Rivera is too much for Romero to overcome. FFTs win 4-1.
Sept 17th Driller bats return to silence. FFTs win 4-2.
Sept 18th Every Driller records at least one hit and Shields goes the distance in a 7-0 shutout.
Sept 19th All the offense for the game was recorded in the 2nd inning as FFTs score 2 and Drillers score 1.
Also got results from Goofs:
Drillers 3 Goofs 2 in 5 at Goofs.

Inmates 2, Sidewinders 0

INMATES 7 – SSWs 3 (Snake Pit): Snakes hit two HRs but have sucky defense; Inmates play like they know what they’re doing. CarGo’s 2-run tater ices the game in a 3-run Inmate 7th.
INMATES 2 – SSWs 1 (Snake Pit): Billingsley allows one unearned run (off his own error), despite allowing the Snakes to load the bases twice – including the 1st, with no outs. Pineda pitches infinitely better, but he gives up a 2-run HR to Howard for all of the LDMF runs. SSWs are unlucky bastages.
The HEAD INMATE

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Tweeners 3, FFTs 3

Tweeners (somehow) split 6 games with FFTs. Games 1-3 @ FFTs. #1, neither team manages an extra base hit, but FFTs score 3 in the 1st inning and win 3 – 0. Game #2 Roy Oswalt (again) beats his former mates , Tweeners get out-hit 12-6 and lose 4-2. Game #3, we avoid a sweep on the road as Shane Victorino carries us to a 4-3 win. Shane homers, then triples, then singles, and then on a DO13-SI he rolls 14. His contract calls for a bonus of a 40 oz. Colt 45 if he hits for the cycle, and this was close enough that Tweeners' management honored him with a fifth of Boones Farm Strawberry Hill. Games 4-6 move to the Hooverdome. Game 4, FFTs score a run in the 1st, but MadBum carries a no-hitter through 7.1 until Pujols rolls a SI*, Tweeners win the one –hitter 4-1. After 4911 regular season tries (plus a smattering of post-season games), Tweeners again fail to throw a no-hitter. In game #5 a 4-run 2nd chases Lilly (3-run homer by Rosario) but FFTs peck away and win 5-4, Mariano with his 3rd save in 3 chances. Tweeners win game #6 by a score of 3-1 on the strength of a Corey Hart HR and a quality start from Ivan Nova. No late-inning drama in the series, as Mariano and Romo (2 saves) and Hanrahan (1) all do their job.

DVs 4, Killer Bees 1

DV’s take 4 of 5 from the Bees, with EVERY game being a one run game. Game summaries:
Game 1 – DVs 5 Bees 4 – DVs ride 4 and 1/3 of scoreless relief as Maholm sucks, and DVs come through with men in scoring position as Stanton, Ramirez and Trumbo all have 2 out RBIs
Game 2 – DVs 6 Bees 5 – Craig hits the walk off in the bottom of the 9th as Bees HAL slides in Andrew Bailey to relieve JJ Putz – and BAM- ballgame! Bees had built a 5-1 lead after Rickie Weeks hits a 3 run homer after the DVs intentionally walk Beltran to get to him.
Game 3 – DVs 1 Bees 0 – Classic pitcher’s duel between Latos and Verlander sees the Bees only get 5 hits, but the DVs manage only 3. The only run scores on a Granderson triple, then a suicide squeeze with the corner’s in by Kinsler.
Game 4 – Bees 4 DVs 3 in 10 innings – Bees score on a Bourn single and Motte shuts the door in the bottom of the 10th for the save.
Game 5 – DVs 4 Bees 3 in 12 innings. Here’s the call: “Granderson hits one far, he hits one deep, he hits one OUT OF HERE. If you are wondering if someone can end this in extra innings - The Grandy Man CAN!”
Long story short – I’m glad I’m done with the Bees- at least for now.
DVs

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Warpigs 5, Inmates 5

Made the long drive down to Waco today. Got to watch the Baptist Bowl Choralairs sing "Sit on My Face." Got to see George and Gracie. Got to win 5. Got to lose 5. Rolling dice at the Baptist Bowl is not a bad way to spend a Saturday.

Gm 1 (Baptist Bowl) - Warpigs win 4-2. Mike Minor goes 7 innings for the win. Mark Melancon got the save. Omar Infante homered for the Pigs. Carlos Gonzalez homered for the Inmates.

Gm 2 (Baptist Bowl) - Warpigs win 5-1. Erik Bedard went 8. Bedard and three relievers held the Inmates to 4 hits. Melancon got the save again. Dustin Ackley and Cameron Maybin homered for the Pigs, resulting in complete and utter embarrassment for the Inmate staff.

Gm 3 (The BallPork) - Warpigs win 5-3. Blake Beavan went 7 for the win with Melancon saving his 3rd straight game. The Pigs got homers from Jeff Francouer, Geovanny Soto, and Maybin.

Gm 4 (The BallPork) - Warpigs win 3-2 in 11 innings. In a game no one wanted, the Warpigs eeked out their 4th consecutive win. The Pigs had 11 baserunners in the last 4 innings, but didn't score any of them until Freddie Freeman drew a bases loaded, 2-out walk to end it. Omar Infante hit a 2-run homer in the 3rd inning, but the real story was the Mike Minor no-hit bid. Minor kept his perfect game going thru the first 17 batters before issuing a 6th inning walk. He lost the no-hitter after 1 out in the 7th. The shutout was still intact with 2 outs in the 9th when Kosuke Fukudome got a single 1-4 off of Mark Rzepczynski's card to keep the game alive. Adrian Beltre then hit a 2-run homer to tie the game. The LDMF's had only 5 hits, and all of them were by the 3 & 4 spots in the lineup.

Gm 5 (Baptist Bowl) - Inmates win 4-3. The ImpotentMates began to perk up, scoring the tying run in the 8th and the winning run on a bases loaded, walk off HBP in the 9th.

Gm 6 (Baptist Bowl) - Inmates win 11-8. Ugggggg Leeee. The two teams combined for 27 hits. The Inmates scored 4 times in the 8th, the last three coming on a 3-run double by Brian Bogusevic.

Gm 7 (Baptist Bowl) - Inmates win 3-1. Chad Billingsley gave up a lead off homer to Stephen Drew, then allowed pretty much nothing else.

Gm 8 (The BallPork) - Inmates win 5-3. I have no idea what happened in this game. We lost. That was enough. I think Billingsley pitched again. Series now tied 4-4.

Gm 9 (The BallPork) - Warpigs win 9-2. Edinson Volquez won his first game of the year. Dillon Gee went 4 innings of 1-hit ball for the save. Seriously, if Volquez and Gee can shut you down, you don't deserve to win.

Gm 10 (The BallPork) - Inmates win 9-1. I throw Volquez in game 9, and the Inmates can't hit. I throw Jeremy Hellickson in game 10, and they kick his ass. This is a weird game. The Inmates pounded 4 homers (in fairness, only 1 was off of Hellickson). Jhoulys Chacin looked like Cy Chacin. And frankly, if Chacin can shut you down, you don't deserve to win.

There were lots of fun stuff, too. The Inmates had an inning in game 5 that started triple, single, double... but they only scored 1 run, didn't attempt a steal, and left no one on base. The batter who singled was thrown out trying to score on the double. The runner who doubled was then doubled off third on a flyball-x to the outfield that resulted in a rare play. In the 11th inning of game 4, the Warpigs went walk, walk, sac, intentional walk, and then Ackley pinch hit and had a single 1-16 shot to end the game. Missed it. Then Freeman drew the 2-out walk. In game 8, Mike Leake pinch ran, and then stayed in to pitch the 9th. I've never had that happen before. In the bottom of the 9th inning in that game, the Pigs had 3 starting pitchers on the bench who could not legally play. There was no dh to hit/run for, and no bench players left to cover any positions. Cliff Pennington homered twice in the final game. It was that kind of day.

Friday, May 25, 2012

DVs 5, Wahoos 0

DVs sweeps 5 from Wahoos at home in handsome fashion, leading for all but 2 ½ innings and outhitting the Tribesmen .301 to .193.
Game 1 = DVs 7 Wahoos 3 = Trumbo, McCann and Helton homer
Game 2 = DVs 6 Wahoos 2 = Weaver goes 7 strong and Downs, Montero and Helton get 2 hits each
Game 3 = DVs 7 Wahoos 6 = Wahoos actually lead for an inning and a half behind home runs by Ianetta and Ludwick, but 2 Granderson homers bring the DiamondVision back
Game 4 = DVs 4 Wahoos 0 = Grandy homers again and DV pitchers stifle any ‘Hoo hopes
Game 5 = DVs 11 Wahoos 5 = Wahoos jump out to a lead that lasts an inning before a 5 home run onslaught dooms the series.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

News from the West Coast

Pigman,

King Bee asked me to have you post this on the Big Innings blog.

Bulletin from Strat0matic: Prince Fielder's sixth error so early in the season has Strat0matic programmers working on a patch to increase the maximum error rating for firstbasemen from e25 to e30 with e35 a distinct possibility.
In other news the Tigers new language instructor reports daily progress teaching Prince to say "glove."

Later, Zapper

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Computerized HAL

Computerized HAL sucks. As long as there has been a computer baseball SOM (and as much fun as Strato is), I still can’t believe that the game has so many glitches in its software that computers crash left and right . Of course, it’s not the game’s fault, but all of us uneducated and uneducable boobs who insist upon using our personal computers for other software applications besides the baseball game (you know, Windows and stuff like that).
After playing several netplay games between the LDMF and the Buckeyes, the Shriveled Testicle Gang’s computer became inoperable due to an SOM error, resulting in a trip to the PC infirmary.
Two or three years ago the Inmates had the same thing happen, except that our hard drive fried. Several of you have had similar malfunctions.
When the initial 2012 game patch came out, I had problems downloading the damned thing. An email to the PC-heads at SOM has resulted in no response – not even the usual snide comment about how I must be a total nitwit regarding computer operation.
Soooo…a SOM baseball wish: Long live the game and its creator. May we continue to have fun playing SOM baseball forever. And may the rectum-heads who do the computer programming for it have HAL roll “20” on every 1-19 HR chance when they play; may their beer always be flat; may their women always be ugly and bitchy; may their music always be rap – at least until they get their collective shit together.
The HEAD INMATE

Buckeyes 5, Inmates 1

(all via netplay)
INMATES 2 – BUCKEYES 0 (Baptist Bowl): Classic pitcher’s duel. Norris/Perez/Ziegler combine for the shutout; Espinosa hits solo HR.
BUCKEYES 7 – INMATES 5 (Baptist Bowl): Heisey hits 3-run tater and Inmates are down 4-0 before ever coming to bat. HRs by Suzuki and Howard, along with an error by Escobar, allow the Inmates to get close but not close enough.
BUCKEYES 6 – LDMF 0 (Baptist Bowl): Beachy allows three hits – HRs to Ortiz, C. Jones, and Heisey – as both teams get only 5 hits. Inmates suck.
BUCKEYES 10 – LDMF 5 (Baptist Bowl): Shriveled Testicle Gang scores 6 in the first off of limp-dicked Chacin and never look back.
BUCKEYES 5 – LDMF 1 (Buckeye Dome): Heisey reams Beakless again with another HR and 3B; LDMF hitters miss two ballpark homers (but it wouldn’t have made any difference in the result because the LDMF are homos and the Buckeyes cheat).
BUCKEYES 6 – LDMF 5 (Buckeye Dome): Billingsley is bitch-slapped again, allowing 9 hits and 2 walks in 4 2/3. Dickweed Ortiz thinks his sphincteral emanations lack odoriferousness because he hits three doubles and gets 4 RBI.
The HEAD INMATE

Sunday, May 06, 2012

Official Scoring

There are several things that bother me about scoring rules, and here are two that have been on my mind lately.

First, the one that says a runner took 2nd (or 3rd) on "defensive indifference." The guy stole a base - he should get a stolen base. It's not his fault the defense was indifferent. And while we're at it, I hate it when the defense is indifferent. If the score is out of hand, that's fine. I still disagree with the strategy, but I understand the thinking. But if the score is 3-1 in the 9th and the leadoff batter gets on, why just give him 2nd base? Wouldn't you rather keep the double play as a possibility. But it happens all the time. Now, if the guy wants to steal 2nd in a 12-1 game, it should still be a SB, but one that comes with some sort of retaliation down the road.

Anyway, the strategy is not my point here. It's the scoring decision to not give a stolen base. I think the runner should be rewarded for taking the base. Screw the indifference. If you don't want SBs added to the stats of your pitchers and catchers, stop being indifferent.

The other scoring decision that bothers me is the one that says, "you can't assume a double play." Why can't you? Runner on first, grounder to 2nd, and the ss drops the ball during transition. If the scorer can determine it would have been an easy DP, give the ss an error. The pitcher earned the DP, and the shortstop screwed it up. The other day I saw a ss field a grounder, step on the bag and then throw the ball in the dirt past the firstbaseman. The runner would have been out by several strides. The ball didn't leave the field of play, so the batter couldn't advance past 1st, but he SHOULD have been out. Bad throw. Error. Except, no, you can't assume a double play. Stupid rule.

And I've never looked it up, but... IS it a rule? Or just one of those unwritten rules?

Extra Reserve Contest Update

Thru games of May 5th, the standings in the contest are...

Tied for 1st: Sidewinders and Mavs with 147 wins
3rd: Rhinos with 144
Tied for 4th: Drillers and Fungoes with 143
Tied for 6th: Warpigs, Buckeyes, Inmates, and Tweeners with 142
Tied for 10th: Zaps and Wahoos with 140
12th: FFTs with 138
Tied for 13th: Bees and DVs with 135
15th: Goofs with 132

The Mavs are soaring on the strength of the Dodgers (+5 over the SSWs' Giants) and the Snakes are keeping pace thanks to the Blue Jays (+5 over the Mavs' Red Sox). Their other 8 teams are the same.

By the way, Albert Pujols has played 1 game at DH so far.

Monday, April 30, 2012

Rhinos 4, Warpigs 0

All games played at the BallPork.

Gm 1 - Rhinos win 4-2. Cano, Tulo, and Avila go back-to-back-to-back in the 4th inning to lead the attack. Tim Hudson gets the win, Axford the save.

Gm 2 - Rhinos win 14-5. Now this is more like what we expected. The Rhinos get a 6-run 5th inning and a 7-run 9th. Kemp goes 4-5 with a triple, a homer, and a stolen base. Alex Gordon gets 3 hits, including a homer. C.C. Sabathia didn't last long enough to get the win, departing after 2 innings and trailing 5-0.

Gm 3 - Rhinos win 11-5. This time it was an 8-run 1st inning for the Rhinos. Kemp hit 2 of the 5 Rhino taters. Matt Garza goes 7 for the win.

Gm 4 - Rhinos win 3-1. The Rhinos mustered only 4 hits off the Pig pitchers, but two of them were homers. Edwin Jackson goes 8 for the win. Kenley Jansen gets the save.

FFTs 3, Inmates 3

INMATES 7 – FFTs 5 (Baptist Bowl): Pennington drives in 4 to pace the Inmates in an ugly game.
FFTs 7 – INMATES 4 (Baptist Bowl): Pooholes hits 2 taters; Rivera gets the save.
FFTs 3 – INMATES 2 (10 innings – Baptist Bowl): Rios makes costly 3-base error in the first. Pooholes taters and Rivera gets the save. Same old shit.
INMATES 4 – FFTs 2 (FFTville): Floyd pitches well and keeps Pooholes and Rivera out of the game.
FFTs 3 – LDMF 0 (FFTville): Sanchez/Rivera shutout.
INMATES 9 – FFTs 6 (FFTville): UUUUGGGLLYY game. Inmates get 16 hits and hang on after taking 9-1 lead.
The HEAD INMATE

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Rhinos 5, Warpigs 2

The Warpig hurlers held the powerful Rhino offense to 24 runs in 7 games but couldn't get any offense of their own going. The Rhinos swept the final 4 games at Rhino Park with 4 straight walk-off wins. The scores of those four games were 3-2, 3-2, 3-2, and 3-1..

Gm 1 - Rhinos win 5-2. The Rhinos staked Tim Hudson to a 4-0 lead with a 4-spot in the 3rd. A 2-run homer by Mike Moustakas was all the Pigs could manage.

Gm 2 - Warpigs win 6-5. Hanley Ramirez homered twice off of C.C. Sabathia, but it took an rbi single by Dustin Ackley in the bottom of the 9th off the lefty Sean Marshall to get the walk-off win.

Gm 3 - Warpigs win 4-2. Blake Beavan held the Rhinos to 1 run thru six innings, but left trailing 1-0. It was still 1-0 when the Pigs exploded for 4 runs in the bottom of the 8th. Mike Moustakas hit a 2-run homer in the rally.

Gm 4 - Rhinos win 3-2. The series moved to Rhino Park. The Rhinos again led 1-0 in the 8th when pinch hitter Brett Lawrie smacked a 2-run triple to give the Warpigs the lead. Robinson Cano answered with a 2-run, walk-off triple in the bottom of the 9th for the win.

Gm 5 - Rhinos win 3-2 in 10 innings. Hanley Ramirez missed a 1-15 homer chance that would have given the Pigs a lead in the 6th, but Dustin Ackley made up for it by hitting a HR 1, flyout roll. The 2-1 Pig lead held until the 9th inning when the Rhinos rallied to tie it. Troy Tulowitzki then homered in the 10th for the win.

Gm 6 - Rhinos win 3-2. The Rhinos win by the same score for the 3rd straight game, and all 3 were won in their final at bat. Alex Avila's ballpark (HR 1-5) homer in the bottom of the 9th ended the game. Jordan Zimmermann went the distance in the loss.

Gm 7 - Rhinos win 3-1 in 12 innings. A great outing by Blake Beavan was wasted. Beavan went 7 innings and allowed only 2 hits, but 1 of them was a game-tying homer to Matt Kemp in the 7th inning. The Rhinos won in the 12th when Joey Votto homered off of Dillon Gee. The homer was only the third hit of the game for the Rhinos. The losing pitcher was Mark Melancon, who went 3 innings without allowing a hit or a walk. He exited the game after Cameron Maybin dropped a ball for a 2-base error to lead off the 12th.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

2013 Draft Picks Lost and Gained

I'm pretty sure not all of the trades made at the draft were recorded into the Google Doc page for trades, and I don't care so much one way or the other, but... if they involved picks for 2013, you might care eventually. Regarding 2013 picks already moved, here's what I have...

Bee 2nd  >  FFTs
GPB 1st  >  Wahoos
Rhino 4th  >  Inmates
Rhino 3rd  >  Inmates
Bee Reserve  >  Wahoos
Bee 3rd  >  Wahoos
Bee 5th  >  Wahoos
GPB Reserve  >  Inmates
Bee 1st  >  Warpigs  >  Tweeners
Rhino 1st  >  Wahoos
Fungo 3rd  >  Inmates
Fungo 2nd  >  Tweeners
DV 3rd  >  Warpigs  >  Rhinos
Zap 9th  >  Warpigs
Warpig 9th  >  Zaps
FFT 9th  >  Wahoos  >  Nads
Nad 6th  >  Wahoos
Warpig Reserve  >  Rhinos
DV 9th  >  Warpigs

Let me know if there are any changes to be made.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Welcome to the Heartland

Teams visiting Logan County may have a new distraction for their players, much like the Petticoat Junction of Hooterville. The Tenn-Tucky may also be close enough to Nashville to lure teams visiting the Bees. You can't make this shit up, including the fact that the Logan County Judge Executive is named Logan Chick, and the public hearing was held at the Red River Fish & Game Club. Welcome to the heartland.

Article: Chick holds pole dancing hearing

DVs 4, Sidewinders 1

DVs go 4-1 at home against the Snakes.
No game reports were kept to protect the fragile Snake psyche.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Proportional Response

When you wear your hat like this, fines aren't enough. We're talking suspensions. Long suspensions.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Drillers 6, Warpigs 4

The Drillers moved back into the race for the lead in the HWD by manhandling the Pigs in a Netplay series.

Gm 1 - Drillers win 13-2. The Driller bats pounded Mike Minor and two relievers for 18 hits. James Shields threw 6 innings of 3-hit shutout before Scott Baker came on for the 3-inning save, allowing only a 2-run homer to Jeff Francoeur. Jacoby Ellsbury had 3/4 of the cycle by the 4th inning, but couldn't get the double in the next three at bats.

Gm 2 - Drillers win 6-5. A closer game, but the same result. For the second game in a row, three different Drillers homered. Dan Haren got the win over Erik Bedard. Cristhian Martinez recorded the save. Freddy Freeman went 4-4 for the Pigs.

Gm 3 - Drillers win 5-3. The next 5 games move to Driller Park. The Drillers exploded with a 2-out, 3-run rally in the bottom of the 8th inning for the win. Bill Bray got the win in relief while Martinez got another save.

Gm 4 - Drillers win 7-2. Ricky Romero goes all the way for the win. Paul Konerko hits 2 homers. Blake Beavan gets hit hard early but manages to throw a complete game.

Gm 5 - Warpigs win 7-2. The bottom of the Pig lineup scores 5 runs in the 2nd inning, capped off with a 3-run homer by Cameron Maybin. Mike Minor gets the complete game win. Brandon McCarthy takes the loss.

Gm 6 - Warpigs win 9-3. The Pigs beat up on James Shields, and Erik Bedard goes 5 for the win. Mike Leake gets a 4-inning save.

Gm 7 - Drillers win 9-3. The Warpigs' effort to get back into the series with the Drillers ended the moment Edinson Volquez was announced starter. On the plus side, Volquez only allowed 2 hits in his 3.2 innings. The bad news is, both were homers AND he managed to walk 7. Asdrubal Cabrera homered twice and drove in 5.

Gm 8 - Drillers win 5-3. Back in Hooterville for the final 3 games, the Drillers hit 4 solo homers. Bray gets another win in relief, and Martinez gets another save.

Gm 9 - Warpigs win 7-6. Ricky Romero fails to get an out in the 3rd inning, thanks in part to a 3-run homer by Geovanny Soto. Mike Minor gets the win, but watching this bullpen hang on to the lead was excruciating. The Drillers scored in the 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th innings. Jason Hammel got the save.

Gm 10 - Warpigs win 7-6. In the bottom of the 1st, Stephen Drew led off with a homer, and 1 batter later, Dustin Ackley hit his first homer of the year, a 2-run shot. But the 3-0 Pig lead was gone by the 7th. Trailing 6-3 in the 7th, the first three Pigs reached base, loading them up with no outs. Brett Lawrie came on to pinch hit against Joe Nathan but was retired on a weak popout to shallow left. John Mayberry then pinch hit for Omar Infante against Brian Fuentes but struck out. That brought up Ackley against the lefty, and since Infante had been hit for, Ackley could not be removed. No problem, he just rolled 2-4 to take the lefty deep for a grand slam. Mark Rzepczynski and Dillon Gee somehow managed to not get scored on in the 8th or 9th for the win.

Goofs 3, Drillers 2

Buckeye Jr lays a Tweener Split on Drillers
6/4 James Shields pitched a complete game as the DRILLERS defeated the SUPER GOOFS 8 to 6 at AT&T Park.
6/5 Shin-Soo Choo had 2 base hits and 4 RBI at AT&T Park as the SUPER GOOFS beat the DRILLERS by the count of 7 to 3.
6/6 SUPER GOOFS easily handled the DRILLERS by the score of 5 to 1.  Kyle Kendrick gave a fine effort for SG.  He went 5 and 2/3 innings and surrended up 5 hits and no walks.  Both teams' bats went to sleep after the 3rd inning with no runs scored after that point. 
8/30 SUPER GOOFS defeated the DRILLERS by a score of 4 to 1.
8/31 DRILLERS nipped the SUPER GOOFS 4 to 3 at AT&T Park in a hard fought contest.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Buckeyes 3, Drillers 2

Drillers suffer Tweener Split at home vs Buckeyes.
5/18 Shields spanks Hamels behind 14 Driller hits to take game one 9 – 3. Ellsbury and Molina each have 3 hits. Baker gets a 3-inning save.
5/19 Carpenter was too much. Haren had good stuff, walking none and striking out 10, but Driller bats went silent in this 2 – 0 Buckeye win.
8/11 Buckeyes win 2-1 behind 3 hits. Drillers have 8 hits but only a loss to show for it.
8/12 Drillers take another Buckeye ass whippin by the score of 6 – 2. Some guy named Wells had 3 hits…
8/13 Drillers salvage a Tweener Split by winning the last game 3 – 2. Buckeyes had the score tied at 3 in the 6th, on an apparent sac fly to left, but an appeal to third discovered C. Pena had left a bit early.

Zaps 4, Drillers 1

Zaps go 4 and 1 in Mudpit Park
May 25 The VIVAZAPASTAS nipped the DRILLERS in 10 innings 4 to 3 at Mudpit Park in a hard fought contest.
May 26 Zaps win 8 to 7, again in 10 innings, in a game where we started "saving ABs" after 6. Of course we rally and score 6 runs in the next two innings with our "scrubs" in. Maybe I can't read a card and have the wrong guys starting?
August 19 Max Scherzer came through with a solid 7 innings and Andrew McCutchen went yard and had 3 RBI as the VIVAZAPASTAS defeated the DRILLERS by a score of 8 to 0 at AT&T Park.
August 20 It took 12 innings, and out hitting the Zaps 14 to 6, but Drillers finally get into the win column via a walkoff tater by Longoria taking this one 5 to 4.
August 21 Shields get hammered 9 - 1. Drillers suck...

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Zaps 3, Pigs 2

Zaps take three of five at home from the Pigs.

Game 1- Pigs score two in the top of the 9th to break open a tie game. Pigs win 5-3.
Game 2- Zaps bats explode as Cabrera & Bautista drive in 3 each. Zaps win 13-3.
Game 3- Bautista's two taters backup Nicasio's solid start. Zaps win 9-3.
Game 4-Scherzer and the pen stymie the Pig bats while Bautista taters again. Zaps win 5-1.
Game 5-Beaven shuts down the Zap's bats. Pigs win 4-1.

FFTs 3, Warpigs 2

Gm 1 - FFTs win 7-3. Albert Pujols comes back to Hooterville, and it's like he never left. Pujols goes 3-5 with 2 homers. Anibal Sanchez goes 9 for the win.

Gm 2 - Warpigs win 4-3 in 11 innings. Delmon Young homered off of Matt Belisle in the 11th inning for the win. Albert gets two more fuckin' homers. Bitch.

Gm 3 - FFTs win 8-4. This time it's former Pig David Ross who homered twice. I am never trading again.

Gm 4 - Warpigs win 5-1. With the Pigs clinging to a 2-1 8th inning lead, Brett Lawrie pinch hit a 3-run homer. Jeremy Hellickson threw a complete game.

Gm 5 - FFTs win 6-5. Mariano Rivera gets the last 5 outs for the save.

Buckeyes 3, SSW 2... Buckeyes 4, Bees 1

Buckeyes 3 SSW 2 in 5 @ Buckeyes
June 13 - Buckeyes 8 SSW 5 - Buckeyes 5 run 1st off Pineda. 4 homers - Duncan, Chipper, and 2 for Posada.
June 14 - SSW 7 Buckeyes 5 - Boesch with 2 homers driving in 4. Morrow with the win and Kimbrel the save
July 25 - Buckeyes 7 SSW 6 - Big Papi with a 3 run pinch hit double off Kimbrel in 8th is the big blow. Koji wins in relief
July 26 (1) - SSW 5 Buckeyes 1 - Peavy CG 5 hitter. Thome and Smith homer
July 26 (2) - Buckeyes 4 Ssw 2 - Pence's 2 run walk off homer in 9th breaks the tie.
Buckeyes 4 Bees 1 in 5 @ Buckeyes
April 28 - Buckeyes 12 Bees 2 - Dickey a CG. 4 Buckeyes homers (Wells (2), Chipper, and S Rodriquez)
April 29 Buckeyes 8 Bees 7 - Fielder ties it in 9th with 2 out 2B only to have Ramos single home Escobar in botton of 9th.
September 4 Buckeyes 6 Bees 4- Buckeyes tag Verlander for 6 runs in 5 2/3. Buckeyes with 3 homers (Pence, Chipper, and R Johnson). Tyson Ross gets the win in relief.
September 5 Buckeyes 16 Bees 9 - Buckeyes with 16 hits including 3 HR's (2 by Duncan). Bonifacio, Pena, and Duncan each drive in 4.
September 6 - Bees 7 Buckeyes 3 - Santana 4 for 4 with 3 RBI's. Tomlin gets the win and Putz the save.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Warpigs 6, Tweeners 4

Well... Netplay sucks. But we all knew that. I bet we had to reconnect maybe 20 times. It still beats playing against a CM.

Wonder of wonders, miracles of miracles... the Warpigs took 6 of 10 from the Tweeners. The rundown...

Gm1- Warpigs win 3-1. Jeremy Hellickson endured the indignities thrown at him from the Tweener dugout and then proceeded to shut them down. A pinch hit homer by Brett Lawrie in the bottom of the 8th broke the 1-1 tie.

Gm2- Tweeners win 7-3. This was more like what we have come to expect. Gio Gonzalez got the win.

Gm3- Warpigs win 6-4. The Merry Mentor of Mediocrity was kind enough to schedule an off day between games 2 and 3, allowing the Tweeners to enjoy the ambience that is Hooterville. Daniel Hudson appears to have enjoyed the festivities the most, as he was scored on in each of the first 4 innings. The Tweeners hit 3 homers, but couldn't overcome the early deficit.

Gm4- Tweeners win 13-2. Back in Logan County for games 4 & 5, the Tweeners treated the home crowd - at least 4000 strong - to an offensive onslaught. The Tweeners scored 8 runs in the first off of Hellickson and led 11-0 after 3.

Gm5- Warpigs win 9-3. Cameron Maybin stole 4 bases. Jordan Zimmermann wasn't sharp, but went the distance for the win.

Gm6- Tweeners win 6-2. A 5-run 1st spelled doom for Mike Minor. Daniel Hudson got the road victory.

Gm7- Tweeners win 9-4. A clutch single by Victor Martinez in the 6th inning got the Tweeners within 2-1, but more importantly tired Hellickson. The Tweeners then put up an 8-spot in the 7th and cruised to victory.

Gm8- Warpigs win 6-4. David Freese hit a 3-run HR in a 4-run 1st inning for the Pigs. Mark Melancon got the final out of the game, saving it for Jake Westbrook.

Gm9- Warpigs win 7-0. Jordan Zimmermann went the distance, scattering 8 hits in the shutout win.

Gm10- Warpigs win 10-2. Leading 2-0 in the bottom of the 5th, Pig hurler Erik Bedard reached his POW with 2 outs and the bases loaded. Derek Jeter was at the plate. Bedard was allowed to face Jeter and got him to pop up. The Pigs then erupted for 4 runs in the top of the 6th, and the Pigs had a 3-game sweep in Logan County.

The unlikely hitting stars for the Pigs were David Freese (12/24, 3 HR, 9 RBI), Cameron Maybin (13/31, a HR, 8 SB), and Hanley Ramirez (10/30, 3 HR).

Michael Morse led the Tweeners, going 13/39 with 2 homers.

Friday, April 20, 2012

DVs 3, Inmates 2

INMATES 7 – DVs 3 (at DV Land): Beachy outpitches Halladay while rare Inmate power outburst has Cargo, Beltre, and Howard all tatering.
DVs 14 – INMATES 3: (at DV Land): A close game until Chacin and then Kartsens decide to throw batting practice. Stanton and Hardy each hit two homers and the DVs total six for the game in an unmerciful bludgeoning of the LDMF.
DVs 5 – INMATES 2: (Baptist Bowl): DVs score a 5-run third inning off of Billingsley for all the runs they’d get and need.
INMATES 6 – DVs 3 (Baptist Bowl): Beachy Ks 15 in 8 innings and appears to be the only LDMF pitcher who can beat the DVs.
DVs 5 – INMATES 4 (Baptist Bowl): Halladay wins, but the Inmates score two in the bottom of the 9th and have the tying run on 3rd before Bard shuts the door. DVs have only four hits, but Inmate “pitchers” walk nine.
The HEAD INMATE

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Sidewinders 3, Goofs 2

The snakes win 3 of 5 from the goofs.
5/20 SG 6 SSWs 2 Phillips homers
5/21 SSWs 7 SG 2 Peralta homers twice, Pineda winner and Harrison loser
5/22 SSWs win 3-1. Lohse hard luck CG loss, Morrow wins and Kimbrel with the save.
8/15 SSWs outlast the goofs 6-5. Cabrera and Thome homer and Kimbrel picks up his 5th save. He has saved all but one of the snakes 6 wins
8/16 DV's call Bees "Your stoopid brother" and since this game falls on his birthday, we give him a present of snake loss 3-0. Combined shutout by Harrison,Wood and Adams. First full house of the year at the SnakePit as we give out "My stoopid brother bobble heads". Riot ensues because the heads are too large and heavy for the body and fall off.
ssws

DVs 3, Zaps 2

Dv's take three of five on the road.

Game 1- Cabrera, McCutchen, and Morrison all hit taters to back up Wandy's 11 K's for a 4-3 Zap win.
Game 2-DV bats explode in a 20-1 victory. Total Domination.
Game 3- Craig hits two taters and a five run seventh powers the bad guys 9-7.
Game 4- DV bats tally 20 hits for the second time in the series to win 13-4.
Game 5- Cabrera's tater wins it in the 12th after the DV's scored two in the 9th to tie it.

Goofs 4, Zaps 1

The Super Goofs took full advantage of the Zaps benching starters to save at bats taking four of five.

Game 1- Shin-Soo Choo had 4 hits and Jaime Garcia struck out 10 batters on the way to a 9-3 Goof win.
Game 2-Matt Harrison went the distance in a 3-1 Goof triumph.
Game 3-Greinke, Benoit, and League combine for a 2-0 shutout for the defending champs.
Game 4-Guzman's tater and four RBI's power the Goofs to a 8-3 victory.
Game 5-Moreland's three run shot in the 2nd inning holds up as the Goofs take the getaway game 3-2.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Zaps 3, DVs 2

Zaps feast on the soft underbelly of the DV bullpen as they win 3 of 5.
Game 1 - DVs start hot with a 9-2 win behind 2 Helton home runs
Game 2 - Halladay allows 14 hits in 5 innings and the bullpen matches that
performance as the Zaps win easily 12-5.
Game 3 - Zaps win 11-9 as they answer a 6th run 6th inning by the DVs with a
6 run 8th off of Luebke and Storen
Game 4 - DVs win 9-6 behind a 5-5 night by Aramis Ramirez
Game 5 - Zaps win 6-3 as Morrison grand slams Bard in the 8th.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Tweeners 5, Goofs 0

Tweeners sweep the Goofs at the Hooverdome. Goofs snatched defeat from the jaws of victory in game one, blowing a 3 run lead as Tweeners scored 2 in the 8th and 1 in the 9th to force overtime. Goofs scored again in the 10th, but Zobrist hit a 2-run walk-off shot in the bottom half, his second homer of the game, Tweeners won 8-7. Goofs never recovered, scoring only 6 more runs in the other 4 games. Gio and Romo combined for a 5-hit shutout in game 2. In the nightcap Felix and friends prevailed 4-2, as Romo saved both ends of the Ewing Oiler Doubleheader. Game 4 went to the Tweeners 4-1, thanks to a Michael Morse 3-run homer. Gio won again, Romo saved again. In the finale, Tweeners scored 4 times before Kyle Kendrick could record an out, Daniel Hudson and friends made it hold up for a 4-3 win, this save going to the other Sergio (Santos).

FFTs 7, Sidewinders 3... Buckeyes 5, Sidewinders 0

For Seinfeld fans:
Jerry presses his answering machine and gets the following" Hey, it's George.I have nothing to say."

So it is with the lowly snakes, lower than snake bellies. We go 3-7 vs FFTs and 0-5 vs Buckeyes.
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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Zaps 3, Inmates 2

From the Baptist Bowl:
INMATES 3 – ZAPS 1: Norris is effective, giving up only one unearned run on 4 hits. Bastard-o gets the save.
ZAPS 14 – INMATES 10: Both teams get 18 hits in an ugly softball game. Billingsley finds the plate…often…but every pitcher except League gets ripped in this one.
ZAPS 5 – INMATES 3: Once again Billingsley shows his proficiency at throwing strikes. The LDMF bullpen does well after he’s yanked, but Zaps blast him again. Line for two starts: 7.2 IP/15 H/11 ER/9 BB and an error.
INMATES 9 – ZAPS 8: Another ugly game. A Fuk-u-dome RBI single in the 8th plates the winning run.
ZAPS 12 – INMATES 2: Inmates make three errors and leave 12 on base. Rodriguez and Capuano shut down the LDMF.
Zaps hit 8 taters in series. Inmates hit 1 (by Bogusevic…).
The HEAD INMATE

Monday, April 09, 2012

Yu Darvish

Two notes from early in Yu's first MLB game...

Fox Sports Southwest made a huge deal out of his debut. Big pregame stuff. Then they go to commercial, and when they come back, he's already thrown his first two pitches.

Later in that really long top of the first, Tom Grieve said (something like) this, "A couple of balls have been hit pretty hard, but a couple of them have been chinkers." Yes. Chinkers. I assume he was referring to Ichiro's bloop to left, but maybe that's just his new word for weak hits off of Darvish.

Sunday, April 08, 2012

Buckeyes 3, Zaps 2

Buckeyes 3 Zaps 2 in 5 games at Buckeyes
June 8 - Buckeyes 9 Zaps 0 - Hamels with CG 6 hitter
June 9 - Buckeyes 6 Zaps 2 - Dickey CG 5 hitter. Big Papi with an HR and Wells with a key PH single off O'Flaherty to break it open
July 19 - Zaps 8 Buckeyes 1 - Niese the winner. Duda has 3 hits. Cabrera and Martin with HR's
July 20 - Zaps 6 Buckeyes 2 - 4 run Zaps 9th breaks the 2-2 tie. Bautista's second HR of game is the big blow
July 21 - Buckeyes 10 Zaps 3 - Dickey the winner. 4 Buckeye HR's (Pence, Ortiz. Jeisey, and Posada)

Zaps 3, Inmates 2

Zaps take three of two from the Inmates.

Game 1- Scherzer and the pen hold down the Inmate bats on the way to a 5-3 win.
Game 2- Vernon Wells smashed 2 homeruns and Jorge De La Rosa carried a no-hitter intothe 7th inning as the Inmates hold on 7-4.
Game 3- Zaps go ahead 9-0 and hang on for an 11-7 win in a slugest.
Game 4- Espinoza hits a tater in the top of the 10th and Bastardo makes it stand up in a 7-6 Inmate triumph.
Game 5- Bautista belts two homers as the Zaps win another slugfest 10-7.

Saturday, April 07, 2012

Fungoes 3, Zaps 2

Fungoes win 3 of 5 at home vs Zappers! 

Game 1:  Fungoes win 5-3.  Hanson takes the loss while Porcello gets the win.  Papelbon picks up the save.  Berkman clubs a homer!

Game 2:  Fungoes win 3-1.  Kershaw shuts down the Zaps and collects the win.  Scherzer takes the hard luck loss allowing one earned run and striking out 9 in 6 1/3!  Papelbon grabs another save for the Fungi.

Game 3:  Zap bats explode punishing Price and the Fungoes winning it 14-5.  Zaps score 6 in the first and 5 in the ninth!  Wandy Rodriquez picks up the win while Price is collared with the loss.  McCutchen hits two homers for the Zapper!

Game 4:  Fungoes win 5-3 with Kershaw picking up another win.  Niese gets the loss for the Zapper!  Papelbon with a save for the Fungi.

Game 5:  Zaps win this one 12-6 breaking open a 6-6 tie in the ninth and hanging a loss on Robertson.  The win goes to O'Flaherty in relief.  The biggest moment was provided by Russell Martin who quieted the home crowd when he clubbed a three-run home run.

Computer Manager Issues

The problem I face with making a computer manager is not the options I have, it's the options I don't have.

For example, when doing detail work with the pitchers, you are given the option of "Max 6 (or 7) IP for start."

What I NEED it to offer is MINIMUM 5-6 IP for start with this pitcher.

Or just a "don't remove starter before reaching POW." I'm not convinced the "Slow hook" option will do that.

Another option is "IBB less with this pitcher." It seems to me that it would make more sense to offer "IBB MORE with this pitcher" for those unbalanced pitchers. If my pitcher is a 9L and a RH batter is up with 2-3 LH batters following, I want Hal to walk the righty and leave this pitcher in. I still can't fathom a reason for clicking on "IBB less."

And on the hitter list of options, I want one that uses the Tweener quote, "never pulled him, never will."

But mainly, I just don't trust the logic Hal uses. I recently played a game between my Warpig team and my team from the I-75 league. I created CMs for both, then I selected the SP and the lineups, but I let Hal manage the game.

In the 4th inning of one game, Hal removed Felix Hernandez (slow hook was checked). Felix is basically the only good player on that team and wasn't in any kind of major trouble in the game. Hal replaced him with Dave Pauley, a right-handed 9L pitcher with the option AVOID RIGHTIES clicked. The batter he was brought in to face? Hanley Ramirez.

In another game, in the 6th inning, Hal brought Chris Denorfia in to pinch run at first for Alberto Callaspo in a tie game. Now, Denorfia is a *, and Callaspo is not... but the hold made Denorfia a 1-12 stealer (which Hal didn't even attempt). And to make matters worse, with Sean Rodriguez already used, Callaspo had no replacement at 3b. Even weirder, Hal didn't leave Denorfia in to play 3rd, he brought in Mike Carp. It made no sense.

These are a few of the reasons why I hate playing CM games.

Monday, April 02, 2012

Buckeyes 7, SuperGoofs 3

Buckeyes go 7-3 versus Goofs. Buckeyes win all 5 at home, while going 2-3 at Goofs.
at Buckeyes
April 14 - Buckeyes 6 Goofs 2 Heisey with a 3 run homer. Humber gets the win and R. Ramirez picks up the save
April 15 - Buckeyes 7 Goofs 2 Y Escobar's 3 run double breaks it open. Hamels goes 8 2/3 for the win
July 10 - Buckeyes 9 Goofs 7 Pence, Pena, Chipper, and Big Papi all homer
July 11 - Buckeyes 14 Goofs 6 Buckeyes hit 4 more HR's (Pence, Ramos, Rodriquez, and Big Papi as Dickey goes 8 2/3 for the win
July 12 - Buckeyes 6 Goofs 5 - Posada hits the game winning pinch hit homer in 9th to off Adams for the win. Buckeyes called the shot right before it happened leaving the Goofs manager in disbelief
at Goofs
May 27 - Goofs 3 Buckeyes 2 - Goofs win on a game winning 2B by J Jaso
May 28 - Buckeyes 6 Goofs 3 - Dickey gets the win as the Buckeyes play little ball with 12 hits (10 singles and 2 doubles). How we miss our new park.
Aug 23 - Buckeyes 9 Goofs 2 - Carpenter goes all the way to get the CG win. More little ball as Buckeyes collect 11 hits (7 singles, 2 doubles) along with 6 walks
Aug 24 - Goofs 2 Buckeyes 1 - C Lewsi throws CG 4 hitter
Aug 25 - Goofs 6 Buckeyes 5 - A Ramirez triple breaks 5 all tie to win it for Goofs

Sunday, April 01, 2012

Mavs 3, Warpigs 2

C&D games.

Gm 1 - Mavs win 7-6 in 10 innings. Warpig Freddy Freeman hit two homers and drove in 5, but a solo shot by Casey Kotchman in the top of the 10th won the game.

Gm 2 - Mavs win 13-4. The Mavs scored early and often against the woeful Warpig pitching. The Mavs had 17 hits (oddly, none were homers). Hanley Ramirez homered twice for the Pigs.

Gm 3 - Mavs win 14-8. The two teams combined for TWELVE home runs - six by each team. Chris Young had two for the Mavs, including a 2nd inning grand slam.

Gm 4 - Warpigs win 9-2. This time the Warpigs score without the help of a homer. Jordan Zimmermann went 8 innings for the win. Brett Lawrie had a pinch hit, 3-run double.

Gm 5 - Warpigs win 3-1. Lawrie again came through in a pinch-hitting role, this time hitting a 3-run homer in the 8th inning of a scoreless game. Blake Beavan went 6 innings of 3-hit shutout ball, but wasn't around to get the win.

The road team won all 5 games. In the two games at Mavs Park, the Mavs were successful on a HR 1-3, flyout 4-20 roll THREE times. Those were the only three runs they scored in those two games.