Inmates 7, Wahoos 1

The Chief made the trek to the Baptist Bowl today – all games played with dice and cards.

 

Inmates 7 – Wahoos 5 (The Reservation): Quintana gives up four unearned runs, but Inmates hit three HRs (two by Jones) to outlast the ‘Hoos.

 

Inmates 4 – Wahoos 3 (The Reservation): The Chief is bitten by the Shitty Luck Bug, getting several inopportune roles to avoid the win. Inmates hit four solo taters off of Arrieta in the first five innings – two more by Jones.

 

Inmates 5 – Wahoos 3 (The Reservation): Four more solo HRs by the Inmates (two by Gattis) and the Wahoos lose their third straight at home.

 

Inmates 12 – Wahoos 5 (The Reservation): The drubbing continues as the Beakless Chicken Gang pound out 17 hits and blast the Wahoos.

 

Wahoos 6 – Inmates 2 (The Reservation): A win in the final home game keeps the featherheads from being swept at home. Sanchez goes seven for the victory.

 

Inmates 8 – Wahoos 7 (The Baptist Bowl): A see-saw affair won by Rizzo’s three-run HR in the 7^th (his 2^nd homer of the game).

 

Inmates 4 – Wahoos 0 (The Baptist Bowl): The ignominy continues with the ‘Hoos managing only two hits off of Salazar in a complete game effort.

 

Inmates 2 – Wahoos 1 (15 innings – The Baptist Bowl): Just when it couldn’t get worse for the Chief, it did. Betances tosses 5 2/3 of excellent relief, only to have Melancon practice self-immolation in the bottom of the 15^th. Segura led off getting HBP, then after Gattis fanned Altuve singled Segura to third. Altuve then stole second, bringing in the infield and outfield. Jones hit a game-ending single to send the Chief back to the metroplex almost empty-handed.

 

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