Inmates 2, Buckeyes 2 (again)

Lucky @#$&!@^#$ Buckeyes (albeit with a better team) cheese two from the conspicuously non-LDMF.

(all games at the Buckeye Dome)

BUCKEYES 9 – INMATES 8: Inmates take a 5-run lead into the 3^rd, when plop-plop-fizz-fizz and a big Poopi grand salami later, the Buckeyes lead 6-5. OK, Inmates score 3 more to take an 8-6 lead into the bottom of the 9^th. Typical Shriveled Testical Shit, and the Inmates lose. Howard taters twice to no avail.

BUCKEYES 10 – INMATES 8: Inmates lead 8-2 headed into the 7^th. The BastardEyes score 5 cheating times, but still trail into the 8^th. Then Reed (who?) Goddamned Johnson hits a three-run homer in the 8^th to ice the game. Inmates have scored 8 twice, but can’t win.

INMATES 11 – BUCKEYES 6: An 11-2 deficit is too much even for the Cheatin’ Bastages. Pennington goes long twice (remember that, PigMan?) and the Inmate bullpen doesn’t suck too badly.

INMATES 5 – BUCKEYES 2: Howard hits two more jacks, Beachy K’s 12 and allows two mistakes (taters to Escobar and Heisey). Anti-LDMF win again.

The HEAD INMATE