Warpigs vs Inmates

Inmates 3, Pigs 3

INMATES 3 – WARPIGS 1 (Ballpork): Colvin’s HR in 5^th puts the Inmates ahead, while six pitchers hold the Porkers to 6 hits. (PigNote: Pigs suck.)

INMATES 6 – WARPIGS 2 (Ballpork): Inmates have three sac flies in two innings, Billingsley pitches a 7-hitter, and the Pigs can’t generate any offense. (PigNote: I can't decide if my favorite thing about this game was my e4 at 2b booting a ball that led to 2 unearned runs, or the runner we threw out at home that was called safe because my catcher apparently didn't block the plate. What kind of shit is this?!?)

WARPIGS 6 – INMATES 3 (Ballpork): Porcine Powerhouse hits 4 taters (three off of Wood). Francisco and Gonzalez go deep for the LDMF, but it’s not enough. (PigNote: Two of the Pig taters were by Magglio Ordonez. Delmon Young and David Ross had the other two. Clayton Richard got the win. Sean Marshall the save.)

WARPIGS 15 – INMATES 5 (Baptist Bowl): Pigs were riding high after a three-run 2^nd, but Francisco hits a Salami in the bottom of the inning to put the Inmates ahead 4-3. Pigs score two more in the 3^rd, but Betemit hits pinch tater in bottom of the inning to tie. The Pigs are really pissed by this time. All hell breaks loose. Warpigs get 20 hits, steal 6 bases, and leave the LDMF glad they brought Vaseline. (PigNote: Correction: The Pigs stole 7 bases. Pujols and Stephen Drew knocked in 4 runs each and Ryan Sweeney went 4-4.)

INMATES 4 – WARPIGS 1 (Baptist Bowl): Billingsley and Perez toss a 2-hitter. Pigs threaten a lot but can’t hit in the clutch. (PigNote: @#$%!*%#)

WARPIGS 4 – INMATES 3 (10) (Baptist Bowl): An interesting well-managed and played game until SphincterBoy (Poo-holes) homers in the 10^th. Inmates are now 1-10 in extra-inning games. (PigNote: Back when we played the first four games face to face with dice, the HEAD INMATE rolled 1 after 1 with that MF 20-sided die. In the top of the 10th of this game, Pujols rolled a BP HR (1-5) and rolled... the 1. Resulting in this exchange:

Pigman: 1

HEAD INMATE: eat me

It was Pujols' 2nd homer of the game.)

The HEAD INMATE

(Pigman)