Inmates vs Fungoes

Inmates 3, Fungoes 2

Fungoes 5 – Inmates 2 (10)(Baptist Bowl): Gonzalez can’t score on 1-17 play at the plate, forcing game into extra innings. Closer Perez comes on for Inmates with 0.87 ERA, and promptly gives up 3 hits and a homer without getting an out.

Inmates 8 – Fungoes 2 (Baptist Bowl): Howard, Gonzalez, and Suzuki (“don’t call me pussy”) hit homers for the Inmates, while Santana pitches 7 strong innings.

Inmates 16 – Fungoes 1 (Baptist Bowl): The vaunted Inmate “1” begins its insidious (and somewhat embarrassing) run. Inmates score 4 in each of the first three innings; Floyd Ks 10 in a CG.

Betemit 3 – Fungoes 2 (WTF): A pair of taters for Betemit and all the ribbies, coupled with 8.1 from Santana give the Inmates another W. The “1” die continues its quest for world domination.

Fungoes 4 – Inmates 2 (WTF): Fungoids salvage Tweener Split, despite more statistically preposterous “1” rolls by the Inmates.

Fungoes played a Memorial Weekend series at WTF vs the Inmates with the following results:

Game 1 @ the Baptist Bowl.

Fungoes 000 100 100 3 5 11 0

Inmates 000 000 200 0 2 9 0

Kershaw gets the start but Dessens picks up the win in relief. Frieri nails down the save for the Fungi. Nelson Cruz hits the 3-run dinger in the top of the tenth for the winning runs.

Game 2 @ the Baptist Bowl.

Fungoes 010 000 010 2 8 0

Inmates 024 100 10X 8 9 0

Garland gets the shellacking at the hands of the Inmates (and the 1-sided die)! Inmates score early and often and then hold on to win.

Game 3 @ the Baptist Bowl.

Fungoes 000 000 001 1 6 2

Inmates 444 000 40X 16 18 1

Porcello gets rocked by the Inmates (and we can't blame it all on the 1-die) but hangs in there for the complete game loss! Ouch!!

Game 4 @ WTF.

Inmates 000 001 020 3 7 0

Fungoes 000 100 001 2 9 0

Down 3-1 in the ninth the Fungoes squander a bases loaded no out situation only scoring once. Kershaw takes the hard luck loss.

Game 5 @ WTF

Inmates 010 000 010 2 8 2

Fungoes 100 010 20X 4 11 1

Garland picks up the win and Frieri grabs another save earning the Fungoes the Tweener split!!!

As a small footnote; the Inmate 20-sided die must have about 19 ones, though to be fair in game one he couldn't roll a 1-17 to score and win it in nine innings..........Cruz repaid that kindness with the three run dinger in the tenth.......

Go Fungoes!!